For the love of minmatar, fix it!

So after getting my respec yesterday I decided to play with a character who only had about 1.5 million sp. to test the shark infested waters. My first skirmish match I went 5/13... And i was in second place! Wth? Are you telling me the other players were more noobish then me in my respecced state? No, it's definitely your matchmaking CCP. You've forgotten your new players and the slope of learning in this game. I hope 1.2 sees some matchmaking.

My last point, whose bright idea was it to take a sci fi, futuristic, space age, cloned warriors FPS... And make it bumper karts!!!! Are you serious? A tactic is a tactic, fine. Being an HMG and skilling in a gun to murder clones, that's a tactic... Driving as fast as you can around a cru to run over "cloaked" spawners? Are you F******* kidding me? I play eve. I understand the desire for cheap and easy tactics (sneaking in and disassembling a corp) and that's cool in a space situation.... But I'm putting my clone on the line. My time. Effort. My team. fix your game. Give me a jet pack to jump over a car instead of two feet into it. Different planets have different gravity. All my suits are the same. So you mean to tell me i can only jump the same height on whatever planet im on? I call bs. For the love of minmatar, fix it!

The answer to murder taxi is being forced to run AV. Didnt you hear?

You still won't accept that there's a counter, and that you may have to pick it up. Maybe Dust isn't for you.

I only oppened this thread because I saw that XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO had posted in it. That I had to see for myself.

Edit: They do need to make impact damage proportional to speed, and insure the LAVGÇÖs display properly on your radar when they are within your scan range, but otherwise it is just a matter of looking both ways when crossing the street.

Of course it does not heart to carry a swarm launcher in your back pocket.

LAVs AKA "*** WAG" Is for Cupcakes ^

................. What?

You still won't accept that there's a counter, and that you may have to pick it up. Maybe Dust isn't for you.

Are you saying that "Ramming Speed" will not be used in the future? I think you are awefully narrowminded to think that we aren't going to run people over if we still use cars instead of teleporting/translocating where we need to go.

I thought about running over someone today on my way to work. He decided he was just going to run out across a 4 lane highway and try to get to the other side instead of crossing at the crosswalk. I saw the light turn yellow ahead and knew if I sped up and put tire marks over the guy I would make the light... Sadly.. I slowed down.

duplicate all your fits and add AV nades and a hive, return the favor

I only oppened this thread because I saw that XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO had posted in it. That I had to see for myself.

Edit: They do need to make impact damage proportional to speed, and insure the LAVGÇÖs display properly on your radar when they are within your scan range, but otherwise it is just a matter of looking both ways when crossing the street.

Of course it does not heart to carry a swarm launcher in your back pocket.

Are you saying that "Ramming Speed" will not be used in the future? I think you are awefully narrowminded to think that we aren't going to run people over if we still use cars instead of teleporting/translocating where we need to go.

I thought about running over someone today on my way to work. He decided he was just going to run out across a 4 lane highway and try to get to the other side instead of crossing at the crosswalk. I saw the light turn yellow ahead and knew if I sped up and put tire marks over the guy I would make the light... Sadly.. I slowed down.

Are you saying that "Ramming Speed" will not be used in the future? I think you are awefully narrowminded to think that we aren't going to run people over if we still use cars instead of teleporting/translocating where we need to go.

I thought about running over someone today on my way to work. He decided he was just going to run out across a 4 lane highway and try to get to the other side instead of crossing at the crosswalk. I saw the light turn yellow ahead and knew if I sped up and put tire marks over the guy I would make the light... Sadly.. I slowed down.

German tank drivers used to drive over camel dung for good luck. I just drive over ****






players who cant avoid a brightly coloured LAV.

This char has xero skills in vehicles.

There is only one issue with LAVs and thats if you switch seats fast enough you can get rid of the engine sound.

Can you not comprehend written english?

Rankings are done by WP not K/D. So if you hacked a bunch of stuff, then you could easily come in second and go 5/13. But yes, murder taxis are dumb and need to die.

A good logi will place high up. I go 3/6 all the time and place in the top 7.

Give me a jet pack to jump over a car instead of two feet into it.

Nah...if they miss you should be able to grab on to the LAV and mount it and fire at the driver while standing on top of it.

This is honestly the only "fix" possible.

This char has xero skills in vehicles. Specced into assault and AV, just so you know, AV can destroy thosr pesky vehicles you seem to have all this trouble with.

There is only one issue with LAVs and thats if you switch seats fast enough you can get rid of the engine sound.

fix your game. Give me a jet pack