Seems a little sad to me that your best effort to get somebody to "suck your d" is via a petition on a video game forum.

If you want my advice: go out and meet a real girl (or boy, who am I to judge) and, if you don't faint from the anxiety of talking to them, then maybe, just maybe, you'll get lucky.

Face it, it's a better idea than this thread was.

http://eveboard.com/global/pilot/GM_Hercules

mug shot LMFAO ugly mother fker. Explains a lot

(Pst. I hope you understand that's not a photograph.)

dude... go get laid, everything will become so much better afterwords