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LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
49
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:23:00 -
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I sure as **** know I do. I get asked all the time... Lou, how do you manage to rule ass every single round no matter how many of them funny little sneaky foreigners are running around with proto gear (while looking like a bonefide bad ass I might add)? The answer is simple my way too uptight dusters... Get your ass in a tank. The damn things are bad ass looking alone then when you drop a southern sex machine into one you turn your self into the hottest piece of redberry killing ass this side of the hudson river.
A lot of you also complain about how hard it is to kill a tank. I'll sum this all up for you in easy to understand words since ya'll seem to be a little slow on the concept of a tank. Here we go... It's a mutha ******* tank, It's 16 tons of ass raping pig stomping sliding around in a mud hole with a hot ass southern bell killing machine with armor plating up the bung hole. Ya'll youngins might not understand the concept of armor cause ya'll drive them tiny little front wheel drive death traps so head on over to your gran daddy's house and ask him about any car made before 1975 and he'll tell you about the time he hit a kodiak bear and drove away with 500 pounds of juicy bear meat and a dent in his front bumper.... now apply that same logic to that big giant lumbering thing shooting bullets at you the size of miller draft tall beer cans and tell me how you think a few rockets are gonna do anything more then make you one giant glowing kill this mutha sign....
Stop being dumb people... |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
154
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:41:00 -
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I read that in a cowboy car salesman voice.
Not sure how I feel about that. I'll let you know later. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
985
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:42:00 -
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LOU C1F3R wrote:pig stomping
I take offense to this. |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
154
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:44:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:LOU C1F3R wrote:pig stomping I take offense to this.
Nobody insults the pig, Lou. |
mollerz
Minja Scouts
434
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:46:00 -
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never saw this dud win one match ever since 14 months ago.
guess he is truly bad ass with his cloaking device we all ain't gots. |
Xender17
Intrepidus XI
Omega Commission
171
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:57:00 -
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I request someone puts this into a texas accent. |
Ghost Kaisar
Intrepidus XI
Omega Commission
0
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Posted - 2013.06.18 06:02:00 -
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Xender17 wrote:I request someone puts this into a texas accent.
I actually lol'd while reading it like that!  |
ladwar
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
644
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Posted - 2013.06.18 07:08:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Xender17 wrote:I request someone puts this into a texas accent. I actually lol'd while reading it like that!
I did it in a gay French guy accent, still fun. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
985
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Posted - 2013.06.18 07:12:00 -
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I tried it in Tony Stark's voice.
Could've been better. Still wasn't dissapoint. |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
154
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Posted - 2013.06.18 07:15:00 -
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Works best as Samuel L Jackson.
John Malkovich is also a recommended choice. |
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
986
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Posted - 2013.06.18 07:18:00 -
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Black Dynamite?
EDIT: Totally works with Black Dynamite. |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
RISE of LEGION
752
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Posted - 2013.06.18 07:19:00 -
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OP runs prototype AV equipment and his swarms' smoke trails form the word 'gullible' before impacting a tank. |
Aythadis Smith
The Generals
EoN.
20
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Posted - 2013.06.18 07:19:00 -
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Strangely, I approve of this character . Sadly the GMs won't, with all the swearing |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
154
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Posted - 2013.06.18 07:25:00 -
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Aythadis Smith wrote:Strangely, I approve of this character . Sadly the GMs won't, with all the swearing
I only approve of this character if we can get the casting right. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
986
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Posted - 2013.06.18 07:26:00 -
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Cyrius Li-Moody wrote:Aythadis Smith wrote:Strangely, I approve of this character . Sadly the GMs won't, with all the swearing I only approve of this character if we can get the casting right.
Except for the beer reference, Black Dynamite totally works. |
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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
1981
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Posted - 2013.06.18 10:57:00 -
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I am locking this for trolling, inappropriate content, and spam. |
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