mint condition sea foam green ford pinto station wagon.

It will be awesome... I mean like driving grave digger through a ferrari dealership while blasting CCR.

Ladies and genitals... There seems to be some confusion about the patch that this fine ass company will be releasing shortly and while I have noticed a bit of .... well I know there is some type of big word for this lets just say ya'll been acting like a three year old hound dog chained ten feet away from a blue tick hound in heat. Yes, the patch will be affecting a lot of things in the game and adding a bunch of new shiny death spraying toys. Now I have been in constant communication with the boys at CCP through my trusty HAM radio ( Well, as constant as I can get when a good signal with all the dang mobile signals clogging up the air... you know them radio waves are killing brain cells...) and according to them, the wait is almost over.

Now I know what ya'll are thinking... Lou, please deliver us some good news and tell us how your managing to make the mullet come back in style. The truth is I aint got no good news because them sneaky foreigners are clamped up tighter then a frogs butt hole in a muddy river. I can tell you this. It will be awesome... I mean like driving grave digger through a ferrari dealership while blasting CCR.

So now that I have updated ya'll to the best of my abilities I'm gonna go on back to buzzing some sweet lightning bolts into the side of my head...

P.S. If you are hot and rich... I will be at the piggly wiggly in a few hours for a beer run. Just look for the mint condition sea foam green ford pinto station wagon.