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LOU C1F3R
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Posted - 2013.06.15 23:15:00 -
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Honey!!! go to the damn store and get me some more PBR!!... sorry folks this is your resident redneck bad ass mother ****** here to tell you all that the servers are currently down... the damn things won't work right now and I am currently kicking the crap out of them with my "Brand new from the local thrift store i might add" boots to try and get all the damn bugs out of them. So crack open a cold one and ya'll sit tight while I fix these here electric thingy's |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.15 23:19:00 -
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PlanetsideTwo F2P2013PS4 wrote:
You sir are a damn traitor to the empire of ... I mean your a damn... crap I can't think of any big words right now... listen... do us all a favor and just leave.... also if you could pick me up a couple slim jims and a 6'er of PBR on your way off my god damn property that would be great |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.15 23:29:00 -
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:update:
Seems that my second cousin jethro done left his man handle pump on the server box again and caused some sort of short in one of them capacitaters on the board. I done told him not to do that a few times but he has been a little slow since he took that bet that he couldn't do thirty whipits without passing out... so if ya'll could just give me a little more time i'm sure I can get one of them puter smart guys at best buy to fix this thing up in a jiffy.... also a side note.... I really do need some one to do a beer run for me... this keg aint gonna last all night... |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.15 23:50:00 -
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Telleth wrote:Lol, lets nominate Lou for CCP/player communication. Might as well get a smile outta our problems
Hell I like this kid and I swear if they ever do decide to do away with this dang ankle tracker they got me wearing ( aparently it is illegal to hog tie a kid at the local piggly wiggly that won't stop running around screaming at the top of his lungs about god knows what. ) I will gladly offer you one of my beers... And i do mean one, I catch you reaching for a second one and I will have to drag you down the dirt road leading to my trailer and feed you to my honey badger. |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.15 23:54:00 -
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:update:
I gots some bad news ya'll.... While attempting to kick start them servers with the help of my supped up mint condition ford pinto station wagon i may have overloaded another one of them capacitators... and on a worse note the damn jolt backfired and ruined my 8 track copy of the doobie brothers greatest hits.... |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 00:11:00 -
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cedz636 wrote:LOU C1F3R wrote::update:
I gots some bad news ya'll.... While attempting to kick start them servers with the help of my supped up mint condition ford pinto station wagon i may have overloaded another one of them capacitators... and on a worse note the damn jolt backfired and ruined my 8 track copy of the doobie brothers greatest hits.... the doobie brothers greatest hits? are there any songs on that? didn't know they had enough hits to compile a greatest hits album. nonetheless, your now fried tape was more reliable than the dust 514 servers. it lasted quite a while.
Aww you sum bit.... you done steped into the wrong hoe down a wearing vanilla ice jumpsuit with that comment. Im gonna pretend I didn't see that or I will have to execute my right to bear arms by straping you to a tree and letting the local black bears tear you to pieces while my old lady and I sit back and watch... and by that i mean i'll sit back and watch while she cooks me a steak... |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 00:27:00 -
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:update:
I almost got the dang thing going a minute ago but i done broke the damn cord for the pull start. I could have easily replaced it but the dang thing is made some foreign job type of country and I aint got no metric tools because I'm a damn patriot and America aint down with that millimeter crap... |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 00:40:00 -
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hooc order wrote:LOU C1F3R wrote:Honey!!! go to the damn store and get me some more PBR!!... sorry folks this is your resident redneck bad ass mother ****** here to tell you all that the servers are currently down... the damn things won't work right now and I am currently kicking the crap out of them with my "Brand new from the local thrift store i might add" boots to try and get all the damn bugs out of them. So crack open a cold one and ya'll sit tight while I fix these here electric thingy's You are a fake. Red Necks don't buy used boots at the thrift store. The only way you could be a bigger fraud is if you claimed to have a fishing boat that was not made out of aluminum.
The hell I don't buy from the thrift store... I got more important things to spend my monthly unemployment check on like vintage brushed alluminum hub caps for my sea foam grean mint condition ford pinto station wagon. As far as owning a boat.... why the hell would I buy a damn boat.... they have plenty up for use that no one watches at them fancy dockyards, they even keep them tanks full.... aweful nice of them for that by the way... |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 00:45:00 -
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hooc order wrote:LOU C1F3R wrote:hooc order wrote:LOU C1F3R wrote:Honey!!! go to the damn store and get me some more PBR!!... sorry folks this is your resident redneck bad ass mother ****** here to tell you all that the servers are currently down... the damn things won't work right now and I am currently kicking the crap out of them with my "Brand new from the local thrift store i might add" boots to try and get all the damn bugs out of them. So crack open a cold one and ya'll sit tight while I fix these here electric thingy's You are a fake. Red Necks don't buy used boots at the thrift store. The only way you could be a bigger fraud is if you claimed to have a fishing boat that was not made out of aluminum. The hell I don't buy from the thrift store... I got more important things to spend my monthly unemployment check on like vintage brushed alluminum hub caps for my sea foam grean mint condition ford pinto station wagon. As far as owning a boat.... why the hell would I buy a damn boat.... they have plenty up for use that no one watches at them fancy dockyards, they even keep them tanks full.... aweful nice of them for that by the way... They also don't drink PBR. Hipsters trying to be ironic because they think Red necks drink it drink PBR. Also Red Necks are not unemployed. Texas has the lowest unemployment rate in the country and American Cars are all made in the south by Japanese companies.
You one of them fancy " I have a high school diploma " boys aint you... |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 00:55:00 -
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that there is the first thing you have said that actually made any damn sense..... |
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LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 00:59:00 -
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:update:
Alright a bit of good news.. I managed to get some of the man handle pump juice out of the server board and now all i got to do is replace them capacitators with a few glow tubes i borrowed from my vintage panosonic HIFI record player and we should be good to go... |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 01:13:00 -
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rebecca watson wrote:I noticed the servers were down, when my cousin Darryl (who I haven't seen in years by the way, thanks for comin' up to see me Darryl)
-Anywho, I'm reading this thread and I can't understand a word of it. -I'm telling Darryl, he seems to have taken an interes- *CLUNK*
HEY! Darryl GIVE ME that keyboard back!! -No- you don't - ITS NOT A PHONE, quit yelling into it, you TYPE on it-
Wait........what's "typing"?? Oh my god.... why do you even---- You're saying you know this guy? Well just tell me what you want to tell hi- STOP YELLING, geez. Ok. -Go.
LOU! (you don't have to yell, cmon) Lou buddy, this is DARRYL man!! Liss'n up, don you go worry'n bout that damn there 'hooc' feller- Let me tell you, he's a fancy lad, I sawr him in his pair of 'skate board' sneakers and his Dale Mattress Band (I think you mean 'Dave Ma') DON' YOU go on tellin' me what i sawr womm'n. (Give me a break....) NOW, LOU, listen up man, here's all you gotta do:
You remember those days where'n we used to go noodlin' down at the Cat Fish hole?? Fiddler's Creek? Ha haaa man...'member when we all got hopped up on yer pappy's hootch an you took that there Miller's daughter down evn' though I told'n you she's dun related to y-- (DARRYL - What's your point here....) What I'm sayin' is- You need to done OPEN up that control panel door, get some of that there stinky cheese an' grab a handful of it, and SHOVE 'ER right down there in her 'ol access hole. Nah, don' be scairt', yer gonna need to wriggle her around all nice 'n enticin' like... *OK*
Lou, I don't know what my cousin is getting at here, I'll get back to you in a little bit ok? -And, don't , cram anything down there? -Sheesh.
Hell yeah i remember Darryl and i swear to god woman i can't understand a single word your saying.... i think you be better off leaving the intelligent conversation to me and darryl... I see what you mean darryl so you don't worry i'll have this thing runnin slicker then snot on a doorknob in no time.. oh by the way can i get that 20 dollars you owe me for picking up those brooks and dunn tickets for you...... |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 01:30:00 -
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:update:
Ok well that did not work out too well.... I done ruined my glow tubes so now not only can I get this server back up but it also means that i will not be able to play my favorite wilson and phillips album when the server is back up and running... also I may or may not have caused a city wide black out resulting in several automotive fatalities.... but they was old anyway..... |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 01:53:00 -
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:update:
Well I managed to get it up and running for a few seconds until my nephew managed to walk right into the TV tray the server was sitting on and knocked the damn thing over. Damn kid doesn't know rat **** from rice crispies..... I'm sorry folks but it looks like I'm gonna have to rewire the whole thing now with a little duct tape and some tinfoil. The good news is that due to the electical shock that daren got from the server managed to kill all the lice in his hair and solve that pesky stutter he got from that time he tried to unlock the wall by sticking a key into an electical outlet |
LOU C1F3R
Savage Arms INC
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Posted - 2013.06.16 02:05:00 -
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:update:
Good news everyone... I managed to get the server running with a little help from my fist and a ball of twine... should be good to go until the police cite me for running high power lines to a desktop computer |
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