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Alina Heart
DIOS EX.
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:10:00 -
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Breaking news!!
Imperfects, Internal Error and Impswarm(who?) are finished!! With the recent nerf of the Assault Tactical Rifles Imperfects are on the verge of internal collapse. Spirits and Morale are dwindling as they are no longer able to deceive the community behind their false mirage of skill, which was really in fact the crutch of an OP weapon. Just recently it was observed that Imps had tried to use Duvolle tacticals in pub matches and got stomped horribly.
All Imperfects' owned districts are now extremely Vulnerable to attack and analysts are reporting that despite the fact that all Imperfects are still exploiting the Insanely OP Caldari logi Suit, the prime time for rival corporations to attack is now while they are still grasping for the next OP weapon. Rumors have risen that Imps are on the verge of disbanding to maintain whatever iota of respect they had left. Regynum has fled the country and has went back to pursuing his horrible Battlefield Career. Mr. Zitro is negotiating plans to move over and join Sver True Blood since prototank spamming fits his playstyle. the rest of the Imperfects actions and plans are still unknown at this time.
Edit (12:13AM): This just in, Imperfects and their feeder corps are currently crying on the forums for a an unnerfing or rebuff of the Tactical assault rifles. This is what CCP had to say in response to their cries. - CCP's Official Response
Edit (12:35AM): Imperfects are now crying for a mandatory respec to redistribute all skill points they've put into assault rifles and transfer them in to Logistics LAV's, Scrambler Rifles and Core Flaylock Pistols. In short CCP has already stated that they will be issueing no further respec's. - CCP's Official Response
Edit: Imperfects self proclaimed "Best Player" gives us his thoughts on the recent nerf- Markof22's TAC Nerf Thoughts
Edit (1:00AM): Markof22 via his twitter account with 5 followers, Still claims he is the best player in the game no matter what weapon he uses. Witnesses say they recently watched Mark go 5-15 in a Domination match against randoms today. He is now fallen into seclusion and refuses to confirm or deny. |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:13:00 -
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Didn't expect this phase of forum PvP until September. |
dustwaffle
Ill Omens
EoN.
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:15:00 -
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Inb4dlock |
Noc Tempre
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:15:00 -
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It's true. All of my tanks are up for auction down at the pawn shop. |
Alina Heart
DIOS EX.
234
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:15:00 -
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Vyzion Eyri wrote:Didn't expect this phase of forum PvP until September.
Sorry, Way too much time on my hands right now  |
Spkr4theDead
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
169
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:19:00 -
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Imperfects are not the be-all end-all of this game. I wish everybody would get off their collective sack. Nobody cares.
Ugh... if this were the MAG forums, so many people would be perma-banned from the forums you would need a whole package of printer paper to contain all the names. |
Alina Heart
DIOS EX.
237
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:25:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote:Imperfects are not the be-all end-all of this game. I wish everybody would get off their collective sack. Nobody cares.
Ugh... if this were the MAG forums, so many people would be perma-banned from the forums you would need a whole package of printer paper to contain all the names.
Calm down, it's an obvious troll post. Why so serious?  |
TERMINALANCE
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:25:00 -
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Hey, Alina
how you doing?
that's a cute name btw
I was thinking we could meet up later maybe have a few drinks see what happens you know if your not too busy.
I could show you my OP weapon, CCP can't nerf it trust me.
We could talk about imperfects all day if that's the sort of thing your into.
Maybe you and me could get together and "take" some districts.....
Let me know  |
Spkr4theDead
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
169
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:28:00 -
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Alina Heart wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:Imperfects are not the be-all end-all of this game. I wish everybody would get off their collective sack. Nobody cares.
Ugh... if this were the MAG forums, so many people would be perma-banned from the forums you would need a whole package of printer paper to contain all the names. Calm down, it's an obvious troll post. Why so serious?
Because there's always 5 on my GD page pertaining to whatever various corp. |
Alina Heart
DIOS EX.
237
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Posted - 2013.06.07 05:28:00 -
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TERMINALANCE wrote:Hey, Alina how you doing? that's a cute name btw I was thinking we could meet up later maybe have a few drinks see what happens you know if your not too busy. I could show you my OP weapon, CCP can't nerf it trust me. We could talk about imperfects all day if that's the sort of thing your into. Maybe you and me could get together and "take" some districts..... Let me know
Smooth talker but I like men who let their wallets talk for them. |
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