Ouch

*gives band-aid*

*Set's it on fire* :Insert evil laugh:

SOoooo A squad made up of a Gallente Logi, a Minmitar Scout, a Caldari Assault and an Amarr Heavy were discussing their best tactics.


The Scout said he just runs through groups an knifes them all.
The Assault said he uses TAC rifle and they die like n00bs.
The Logi said, he throws down Hives and Uplinks so it makes no difference to him.
Then they asked the Heavy what weapon he uses, Forge Gun or HMG.
The Heavy paused while he thought about what got him the most kills and answered LAV.

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A Scout a Logi and a Heavy were creeping up on an enemy CRU, when suddenly a full squad of troopers spawned in front of them and the Heavy started laughing at the Scout, "so, does your suit outrun bullets?"

The Scout about-faced and ran for cover and replied, "No, but it doesn't have to if it outruns you!"

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A Cal, a Gal a Min and an Amarr were trying to take a hill.
The Min solider took the point and yelled out "FOR FREEDOM!"
The Amarr solider took the point and yelled out "FOR THE EMPRESS!"
The Gal solider took the point and yelled out "FOR EQUALITY!"
The Cal soldier took the point and yelled out "FOR THE EMPRESS!" as he watched the Amarr wire ISK into his account.

If I could count how many Heavy's I've seen that might use an HMG or an FG, but, because they drive themselves around in an LAV and they use it to run people over, THATS what keeps showing up on the killfeed.

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