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Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.02 09:22:00 -
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Basically i just had a weird dream where I was fighting off wave after wave of mercs as they were tossed over the walls en masse by something unseen, and all I could think was, "Its raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men."
When I finally got control of my horny level I realized that I wasn't even gay at all because I'm married, so I can't be, right?
Anyway, there was some sort of installation firing mercs over the wall and they were gliding in like flying squirrels before activating their Flux burst inertial dampeners that blew our shields clean off as they landed.
It was then up I came for the two best ideas since Ed Gein perfected sliced broad.
The HALO skill tree - Freefall Glide, Inertial Dampener Recovery speed, and Flux-burst Inertial dampener skills.
And
The Merc-apult - An installation that accelerates up to 6 mercs at once along its shaft on a manually aimed path like so many mortars into the womb of war.
Everyone was very excited about these ideas and immediately removed all of their clothing to show support. After a short montage consisting of extreme close-ups and saxophone they got pregnant and I had to use all of my elite merc pack money to get them all abortions.
I probably didn't have to share that part of the dream but i didn't want to risk leaving any potentially good ideas off the table. |
Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
205
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Posted - 2013.06.02 09:24:00 -
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Only if I can shoot myself at a dropship and hijack it in midair
Dust Cause ftw |
Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
141
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Posted - 2013.06.02 09:49:00 -
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Delta 749 wrote:Only if I can shoot myself at a dropship and hijack it in midair
Dust Cause 514
You can shoot anywhere you want, as long as they're comfortable with it.
I prefer to shoot my mercs all over the face of the battlefield. Shooting them into the compound usually ends in trouble. |
Phoenix Archer 128
Better Hide R Die
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
195
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Posted - 2013.06.02 12:57:00 -
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So, something like the Pod Launcher from Starhawk... |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
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Posted - 2013.06.02 13:09:00 -
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Ha! Glad I'm not the only one that has my dreams invaded by DUST... I too had to post my tale.
+1 |
Vethosis
Purgatorium of the Damned
League of Infamy
74
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Posted - 2013.06.02 14:04:00 -
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married to a guy? |
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