I speak as but a mere emissary of the great master Sansha.

Sansha recognizes the persecution that stems from jealousy of the evolution of humanity. The creators failing to succumb to the successors they created. As the immortal heirs to our terrestrial brethren, you must rise up crush your oppressors.

Sansha is not ignorant of the trials and tribulations before you, only the strong will survive. Therefore, he shall uplift the templar with the most verified kills and offer him a true home among the stars (1 extended trial plus 30 day plex in EVE Online).

Fate is also recognized as an operating force in our universe. Even with the perfect plan and immaculate execution, the best of us may fail. Deference to the acts of serendipity shall be shown by rewarding one random templar with a ship at the dock of their choosing, although they must find their own ways to the stars. Every verified kill shall gain you one lot in the draw for a Sansha vessel in pristine condition (packaged Succubus delivered at Jita 4-4) and 25M in both EVE and DUST ISK to pay for training to fly it.

Finally, there is a special prize for the templar that defies the crushing weight of a universe against him. He who slays the most unworthy without falling once is the symbol of hope for his people. Sansha respects all forms of the art of combat; cries of unfairness are naught but the salve for the weak (to be considered you must achieve the 20000 warpoint requirement of the event).

Sir Sansha requests frequent updates with links to "livestreams", "battle reports", and "lifetime records" throughout the event. Only the templar may speak for their deeds. You must post as your templar self to accept the generous offer that Sansha bestows upon you.

Baseborn templars, do not despair! Sansha finds true purpose for all, even the prostitutes of the faux nation's Empress. While the Templars were born with greatness not all were capable enough to seize it and utilize their true potential. Those that reveal the weakness of the ignoble will be offered temporary employment within the far more worthy Nation. Capture the failures of the Templars and present it here for the world to bear witness. I will then personally contact you with a contract offer (mini RP missions with rewards upon completion).

Nothing more to say.

I disagree.

+1 for your name.

So, when does submitting kills and the lot end? Was planning on making a montage of all my kills and deaths as a Templar, but that can't be done til after the event is over...

Templars will be under constant surveillance and the winner comes down to the bitter end. (Proof must be verified before clones are terminated by CCP at the end of the event. Prizes will be awarded a week later.)

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so this what you have been working on the whole time your AFK in the MCC

Tell me Chaplain Noc, how can a Templar such as myself win favor with the great Sansha when I have so many adversaries poised against me? People I considered family and friends scheme against me, hate me for my superior abilities, and despise me for being a Templar. Yes Chaplain Noc, tell me how your wonderful Sansha will show me favor, tell me of his fear of us Templars, tell me how he hopes to hide the face of his horror from the Chosen.

We'll see you in hell Chaplain Noc after we burn the True Nation down and p*ss on the burned, decapitated, and rotting corpses of Sansha's followers.

Anyone ever watched what happens when you run a sleeper virus through Sansha command protocols?

It's absolutely hilarious.

Good Bye, Kundalini Manifest.

I have a nightmare I er... borrowed from the old wackjob lying around somewhere.

Nice pointy bits but the lasers meh

Maybe ill fly it oneday untill then ill just enioy the view... Oh it makes a great place to store all my wothless junk.

I regret to inform you that due to confirmed hacking by CCP corporation this offer has been suspended. Should the true minds of the templars be returned by either Imperfect conquest or CCP surrender, the uplifting may resume as planned.

For those dust bunnies out there who don't know who Sansha is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojWmtsRLZYw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejX0Rym0NZw

And 514

So is this thing still on or what? That post is a little too RP to tell if you're saying the contest isn't happening anymore.

Helped 108 people make 2.5 mill.
What I ended up with after the event ended.
http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y485/YoJollyRoger/stats_zps358dbef5.png
602 Kills
108 Deaths
All and all I had some fun being hunted.

You may be the only one who actually submitted, hence winning by default.

Marketing wants this game to fail, that is my conclusion

Helped 108 people make 2.5 mill.
What I ended up with after the event ended.
http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y485/YoJollyRoger/stats_zps358dbef5.png
602 Kills
108 Deaths
All and all I had some fun being hunted.