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Mithridates Vl
Imperfects Public Relations
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:06:00 -
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Do not adjust your sets. This is an Imperfects Public Relations news update.
Operations on Meldolf V, dubbed SVER PRIME by the primitive locals, are progressing as expected.
The Imperfects have captured districts five and six and we're receiving communications from the field which suggest that district one has just fallen to the Imperfects offensive.
Initial speculation that the difficulties experienced in an earlier battle were indicative of any significant troubles being faced by the Negative Feedback alliance have been entertained in good humour by its members and categorically dismissed by the force of their recovery.
A member of the Imperfects strike force who wished not to be name explained "Bro, we ran into tactics like I ain't never seen before, bro, man. These guys were all, like, hiding outside of the battle zone and firing at us from the hills, then retreating while flailing their arms madly before turning around and trying it on again, bro. And they were sobbing. Dude, we pretty much secured the objectives and they were nowhere to be seen, brah. Bro, you don't even know. It was ridiculous, bro."
We understand that work is already being undertaken in districts five and six behind the advancing front line to disestablish the numerous breweries and shady dive bars and to establish in their place a petting zoo to house the near-wild, homeless refugees from the former local militia as they break ranks and seek sanctuary. |
Grezkev
The Red Guards
EoN.
287
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:11:00 -
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SVER loses after 3000 years! |
Alina Heart
DIOS EX.
Gentlemen's Agreement
185
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:13:00 -
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DigiOps
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
290
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:37:00 -
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Mithridates Vl wrote:Operations on Meldolf V, dubbed SVER PRIME by the primitive locals, are progressing as expected.
LMAO! |
Big miku
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
208
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:40:00 -
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lol "SVER Prime"
That's cute. |
HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.06.06 01:48:00 -
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Very little resistance. Just a few districts left and then STB goes the way of Delta Force.
Who will be the next corp to be ran out of Planetary conquest? |
hooc order
Deep Space Republic
216
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Posted - 2013.06.06 02:08:00 -
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Gratz imperfects for being almost the best of the worst.
If you keep trying i bet you can achieve that Best of the Worst name before Planet side 2 comes out and wipes this dull grindy buggy game that no one plays off the face of the planet. |
Heimdallr69
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
203
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Posted - 2013.06.06 02:15:00 -
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hooc order wrote:Gratz imperfects for being almost the best of the worst.
If you keep trying i bet you can achieve that Best of the Worst name before Planet side 2 comes out and wipes this dull grindy buggy game that no one plays off the face of the planet.
Ps2 sucks |
Iskandar Zul Karnain
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
614
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Posted - 2013.06.06 02:19:00 -
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lol
I don't get tired of these threads. |
hooc order
Deep Space Republic
218
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Posted - 2013.06.06 02:21:00 -
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Heimdallr69 wrote:hooc order wrote:Gratz imperfects for being almost the best of the worst.
If you keep trying i bet you can achieve that Best of the Worst name before Planet side 2 comes out and wipes this dull grindy buggy game that no one plays off the face of the planet. Ps2 sucks
looks like hell of fun to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFSlReDvHSE
See the range of those weapons?!??!
See those maps!??!
Where are the player made Dust videos showing that kind of game play? |
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Heimdallr69
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
203
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Posted - 2013.06.06 02:23:00 -
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hooc order wrote:Heimdallr69 wrote:hooc order wrote:Gratz imperfects for being almost the best of the worst.
If you keep trying i bet you can achieve that Best of the Worst name before Planet side 2 comes out and wipes this dull grindy buggy game that no one plays off the face of the planet. Ps2 sucks looks like hell of fun to me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFSlReDvHSESee the range of those weapons?!??! See those maps!??! Where are the player made Dust videos showing that kind of game play?
Never said dust was better just stated the fact that I think ps2 sucks |
Aqua-Regia
Ahrendee Frontlinez
146
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Posted - 2013.06.06 02:44:00 -
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Mithridates Vl wrote:Do not adjust your sets. This is an Imperfects Public Relations news update.
A member of the Imperfects strike force who wished not to be name explained "Bro, I ain't , bro, man. guys were all, like, while madly turning trying it on again, bro. And they were Dude, we pretty much secured, brah. Bro, you don't even know bro."
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your Imp bro saying "bro" too much. |
Operative 1171 Aajli
PSU GHOST SYNDICATE
DARKSTAR ARMY
21
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Posted - 2013.06.06 13:47:00 -
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Lol. I picture this guy every time I see one of these epeener console gamer fanboi threads.
Gamer Dude |
Thanos Warpfiend
HongKong n Shanghai Merc Corp
8
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Posted - 2013.06.06 16:27:00 -
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hooc order wrote:Gratz imperfects for being almost the best of the worst.
If you keep trying i bet you can achieve that Best of the Worst name before Planet side 2 comes out and wipes this dull grindy buggy game that no one plays off the face of the planet.
*SNORE*
Take a note from STB and put it in a rap song |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
608
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Posted - 2013.06.06 16:32:00 -
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Whoes got popcorn? |
THEDRiZZLE Aqua teen
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
10
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Posted - 2013.06.06 16:40:00 -
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You guys nevershow up what happend with your nyain san battletoday getting cold feet neverhelps |
CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
TeamPlayers
EoN.
373
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Posted - 2013.06.06 16:45:00 -
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Aqua-Regia wrote:Mithridates Vl wrote:Do not adjust your sets. This is an Imperfects Public Relations news update.
A member of the Imperfects strike force who wished not to be name explained "Bro, I ain't , bro, man. guys were all, like, while madly turning trying it on again, bro. And they were Dude, we pretty much secured, brah. Bro, you don't even know bro."
. your Imp bro saying "bro" too much.
seems like a lotta 'bromance' over yonder.. I think Marky Mark mighta found his calling as a fitness instructor, but hosted by the YMCA and sponsored by the Blue Oyster Bar which, ironically, is a chain across all of this SVER Prime  |
Zahle Undt
The Tritan Industries
RISE of LEGION
158
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Posted - 2013.06.06 18:48:00 -
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I love the self depricating humor you show with all the "bros"....bro  |
Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm
Negative-Feedback
1974
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Posted - 2013.06.06 21:15:00 -
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Aqua-Regia wrote:Mithridates Vl wrote:Do not adjust your sets. This is an Imperfects Public Relations news update.
A member of the Imperfects strike force who wished not to be name explained "Bro, I ain't , bro, man. guys were all, like, while madly turning trying it on again, bro. And they were Dude, we pretty much secured, brah. Bro, you don't even know bro."
. your Imp bro saying "bro" too much.
Zahle Undt wrote:I love the self depricating humor you show with all the "bros"....bro
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