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Onesimus Tarsus
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Posted - 2013.05.25 23:35:00 -
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The Norbett Blade Funnel.
Sort of like the Laser Gun, except if it totally reduces shields and armor, you are sucked into the larger front end, ground up, and spewed out the back like high-velocity hamburger. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Planetary Response Organization
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Posted - 2013.05.25 23:37:00 -
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137H4RGIC wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:The Norbett Blade Funnel.
Sort of like the Laser Gun, except if it totally reduces shields and armor, you are sucked into the larger front end, ground up, and spewed out the back like high-velocity hamburger. You want a vacuum?
Right. You have to evade it like a LG or it sucks you in and dies you somethin' 'orrible. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Planetary Response Organization
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Posted - 2013.05.26 00:32:00 -
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The Janus Imposterizer:
Let's face it, to them we're red. But what if you had a handy weapon that for 15 seconds made one of THEM red to them as well? The Imposterizer does it and does it well. By the time they figure it out, they will have already be flat-lined by their very own band of brothers. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Planetary Response Organization
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Posted - 2013.05.26 00:53:00 -
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This is more of an equipment than a weapon.
UniChrome uplink:
You toss it on the Uprising battleground and suddenly the match is returned to Chromosome-ey goodness until some spoilsport CCP Dev shoots it. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Planetary Response Organization
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Posted - 2013.05.26 01:07:00 -
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Julius Vindice wrote:I would like a weapon that shoots little crab mines that crawls towards enemies that comes to close and explode.
Sort of a Ratchet and Clank flavor to that one. Me likey. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Planetary Response Organization
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Posted - 2013.05.26 01:13:00 -
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The MeeGo Buum Sniper Nanite Injector:
Two shots from this babe, and you've got billions of swarming nanites in your bloodstream slowly combining with your blood to turn it, and you, into a walking Orbital Strike against your own teammates! Only a standard Nanite Injector will fix it. Luckily, you're glowing purple, so you're easy to spot. Not so luckily, your medic just became a bomb squad. |
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