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Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:11:00 -
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Yup. You corps will hear it right here first. 10% discount off my services for teams that have ladies in them.
Does your team lack the "ninja cowboy"? are the ladies in your team lonely? Does your team find it hard to hold on to objectives? does it take the WHOLE team to hold on to ONE objective?
Well then! You know my name, contact me in game and we can work a deal out!
Disclaimer: I only work for ISK. Don't ask if I'm willing to work for items.
20% on services from kiss from ladies. *You cad!* shut up.
ISK and kiss deliverable via in game mail.
suck at sniping. you need sniper, hire sniper. All other roles ok.
must be 18 or older to contact. kids please get your rents permission before trying to pay me with their ISK. |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
318
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:14:00 -
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BRAAAAP!
Oh, I'm sorry, should I clean that up? |
Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
122
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:17:00 -
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Crash Monster wrote:BRAAAAP!
Oh, I'm sorry, should I clean that up?
Oh there's a sniper. You need sniper hire this guy^^^
*what if he sucks?* |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
95
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:20:00 -
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Every time I read one of these I imagine it as a bad TV advert for a car dealership. |
Skipper Jones
ZionTCD
Unclaimed.
48
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:35:00 -
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Surt gods end wrote: kids please get your rents permission before trying to pay me with their ISK.
Well it's an in-game item. So it's the child's isk,  |
Icy TIG3R
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
Noir. Mercenary Group
157
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:08:00 -
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How much for *************** |
Freshticles
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
173
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:14:00 -
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Or, you could hire someone from the NF Mercs channel, we get things done rough and ready.
But at least take us to dinner before you bed us :) |
Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm
Negative-Feedback
1556
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:18:00 -
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Freshticles wrote:Or, you could hire someone from the NF Mercs channel, we get things done rough and ready.
And our advertising focuses on our skill as mercenaries, rather than our desire to meet ladies. |
Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
123
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:41:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Freshticles wrote:Or, you could hire someone from the NF Mercs channel, we get things done rough and ready.
And our advertising focuses on our skill as mercenaries, rather than our desire to meet ladies.
I for one am a gentlemen and I do not forget about the fairer sex, hence the discount for the ladies. Just my way of saying
"thank you for being born" 
* *
what? |
Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm
Negative-Feedback
1556
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:50:00 -
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Surt gods end wrote:Mithridates VI wrote:Freshticles wrote:Or, you could hire someone from the NF Mercs channel, we get things done rough and ready.
And our advertising focuses on our skill as mercenaries, rather than our desire to meet ladies. I for one am a gentlemen and I do not forget about the fairer sex, hence the discount for the ladies. Just my way of saying "thank you for being born" * * what?
I bet you're a "really nice guy" too. |
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Jaron Pollard
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
122
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:02:00 -
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Surt gods end wrote:Yup. You corps will hear it right here first. 10% discount off my services for teams that have ladies in them.
Does your team lack the "ninja cowboy"? are the ladies in your team lonely? Does your team find it hard to hold on to objectives? does it take the WHOLE team to hold on to ONE objective?
Well then! You know my name, contact me in game and we can work a deal out!
Disclaimer: I only work for ISK. Don't ask if I'm willing to work for items.
20% on services from kiss from ladies. *You cad!* shut up.
ISK and kiss deliverable via in game mail.
suck at sniping. you need sniper, hire sniper. All other roles ok.
must be 18 or older to contact. kids please get your rents permission before trying to pay me with their ISK.
Dude, DUST isn't a dating service. Just so you know. |
Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
124
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:14:00 -
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You know Mithridates VI all I'm sensing is NEGATIVE-FEEDBACK from you.
* *
what?! (Geez.. no one has a sense of humor)
*forget the humor. that jaron guy is from holdings something. money dude.*
Right.. so jaron. Can I call ja? What I bring to the table is years and I mean years of FPS pew pew exp in one compact package.
*dude, all he's ever has played is fps games*
Not true. I went thru a ps1 rpg phase.
In this game I don't die more then 8 times. ever. and that's on bad day. Been here since closed beta. left for a bit cause game was well...
*crap*
yup. and came back.
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