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D3LTA RECRUITER
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:17:00 -
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At approximately 12:20 yesterday morning, the frozen body of Imperfects CEO KANE SPERO was found floating above the planet of Hrober 5. SperoGÇÖs ship and pod were both destroyed just 2 hours earlier by Orion Empire pilot LoneWolf Gargoil.
Kane Spero was said to be in route to his corporations home office after a failed attempt to persuade the Council of Planetary Management to punish the D3LTA FORC3 corporation for GÇ£Cheating.GÇ¥ An unidentified Council spokesman stated Spero was rebuked by the council for abusing his political power in an attempt to persuade the CPM and CONCORD to punish the D3LTA FORC3 corporation for superior clone regeneration techniques, and having no evidence to support his claims. Spero neglected to mention to the council his own corporationGÇÖs use of Duvolle Tactical Rifles which have been modified to shoot fully automatic, and his disgraceful technique of spamming enemy inboxGÇÖs in the middle of military ground assaults which results in clones being disconnected from the battle entirely.
Orion Empire Director of Operations Susan Lynn quickly claimed the body of Spero and commented GÇ£I have his head on my desk as a trophy.GÇ¥ The remainder of the body was sent to then sent to Hrober 5 where numerous atrocities unmentionable in public were then performed by a citizen who identified himself as Therman Merman.
When the news of SperoGÇÖs demise reached the planet of Hrober 5, cheers filled the streets of Districts 2 and 4 of after the IMPERFECTS launched an unprovoked attack within moments of colonization of the planet by the D3LTA FORC3 corporation. Contrary to the Imperfects public announcement found here https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=79371&find=unread the Imperfects, not D3LTA FORC3 were the first to launch an attack. The following day, the IMPERFECTS attacked many of the remaining districts on Hrober 5, and Hrober 8 before D3LTA FORC3 military director SHANN DA MAN made the decision to attack the Imperfects home:
Quote:It is clear that the ImperfectGÇÖs are nothing more than a hired gun for the EON alliance. If itGÇÖs a war they want, itGÇÖs a war theyGÇÖll get. Representatives from EON were unavailable for comment, however it is rumored the alliance is paying the Imperfects upwards of 150 million ISK per battle, causing many to question the alliances ability to maintain the use of this mercenary force. This news shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that the former Kane Spero, and his GÇ£ImperfectsGÇ¥ are not as GÇ£Non-aggressiveGÇ¥ as they claim to be. The citizens of the Hrober System are asking for your help in protecting their livelihood, and their freedom from the vile, corrupt, and evil actions of the Imperfects. D3LTA FORC3 CEO and Orion Empire military strategist GÇ£The SUP3RMANGÇ¥ is urging all corporations to launch assaults on Imperfects in an effort to prevent a massive stockpile of their resources. He commented
Quote:If the citizens of New Eden work together, we can wear down their defenses and contain these mercenaries to the Hrober system. If we donGÇÖt work together now, they will have too many resources and too much power to be contained, and pose a threat to every sovereign colony in Molden Heath. Please send your military forces to Hrober and help rid New Eden of these mercenaries.
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Green Living
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
289
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:18:00 -
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INB4 xxxWarlordxxx |
Kalante Schiffer
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
290
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:20:00 -
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wtf did i just read. |
Therman Mermen
D3LTA FORC3 Orion Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:23:00 -
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it was still warm :)
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XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
1764
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:29:00 -
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Green Living wrote:INB4 xxxWarlordxxx
What did I do? |
General John Ripper
187. Unclaimed.
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:31:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Green Living wrote:INB4 xxxWarlordxxx What did I do?
bacon |
Sponglyboy Squaredoo
Not Guilty EoN.
69
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:36:00 -
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Lmao 1. Who are your sources 2. Like we ever lose to "D3LTA FORCE" to need to hire 3. You guys look weak right now 4. Telling from this yall are weak.... CRONOS no longer wiping your butt? |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
1764
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:36:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Green Living wrote:INB4 xxxWarlordxxx What did I do? bacon
But that is not a bad thing, It's bacon |
Baracka Flocka Flame
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
359
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:37:00 -
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150mil ISK per battle? Honestly where do you come up with this stuff... this is dustersblog worthy. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries CRONOS.
237
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:42:00 -
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10/10, would definitely read again.
Green Living wrote:INB4 xxxWarlordxxx
Thanks for just literally summoning him.
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SoTa of PoP
Circle of Huskarl Minmatar Republic
346
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:42:00 -
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Baracka Flocka Flame wrote:150mil ISK per battle? Honestly where do you come up with this stuff... this is dustersblog worthy. At least the OP put SOME effort into it - even if his claims of some of the Imps doing are nearly 8 months old. Get with the times lol
But I gotta give a +1 for saying Kain spams people with email to disconnect them from PC - Lol |
SoTa of PoP
Circle of Huskarl Minmatar Republic
348
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:44:00 -
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Also, Delta - some advice on propaganda... Don't try to be anonymous and then use a toon with DELTA in it's name - Lol
You guys must be real upset to lose your planet. :) |
Lunamaria Hawkeye
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
150
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:45:00 -
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I remember my first EVE kill. Unfortunately podding EVE characters and posting threads like this will not help you get all your districts back. |
knight of 6
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
160
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Posted - 2013.05.21 03:07:00 -
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is the body for sale? |
Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback
1544
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Posted - 2013.05.21 03:10:00 -
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Your clones die when they get emailed?
Scrubs. |
HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
2548
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Posted - 2013.05.21 03:12:00 -
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Thanks for the read You have hired many mercs to come at us bro.
they all left with out their stuff
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General Hornet
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
74
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Posted - 2013.05.21 03:18:00 -
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Why is D3LTA even a corp? They are scrubs that land grab PC match felt like a pub match. They wasn't able to put up any resistance at all, just quit while you can because all the other competitive corps are better then you. Maybe yall can be somebody in PVE when that gets here lol. |
Tiel Syysch
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
819
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Posted - 2013.05.21 03:20:00 -
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D3LTA RECRUITER wrote:If itGÇÖs a war they want, itGÇÖs a war theyGÇÖll get.
How's that workin' out for ya? |
Void Echo
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
106
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Posted - 2013.05.21 03:24:00 -
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doesn't d3lta forc3 have only 1 district left? |
HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
2550
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Posted - 2013.05.21 03:31:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:doesn't d3lta forc3 have only 1 district left?
Not sure but that would be real sad the first corp to leave PC
Their stay was so IMPermanent |
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RECON BY FIRE
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
183
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Posted - 2013.05.21 03:33:00 -
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GG? Seriously, so what? |
Void Echo
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
106
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Posted - 2013.05.21 03:35:00 -
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HowDidThatTaste wrote:Void Echo wrote:doesn't d3lta forc3 have only 1 district left? Not sure but that would be real sad the first corp to leave PC Their stay was so IMPermanent
HA, good one |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
1153
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Posted - 2013.05.21 04:02:00 -
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Seriously? I mean what is this Duster Blog? Galactic News Network? Next time keep the fan fiction pour vous. |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
1764
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Posted - 2013.05.21 05:18:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:10/10, would definitely read again. Green Living wrote:INB4 xxxWarlordxxx Thanks for just literally summoning him.
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Herli Pascal
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
32
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Posted - 2013.05.21 05:31:00 -
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Pictures or it didn't happen |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
1764
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Posted - 2013.05.21 05:36:00 -
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Herli Pascal wrote:Pictures or it didn't happen
You can't sadly bah ha hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Mavado V Noriega
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
3229
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Posted - 2013.05.21 06:38:00 -
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D3LTA RECRUITER wrote:SHANN DA MAN made the decision to attack the Imperfects home: Quote:It is clear that the ImperfectGÇÖs are nothing more than a hired gun for the EON alliance. If itGÇÖs a war they want, itGÇÖs a war theyGÇÖll get. Representatives from EON were unavailable for comment, however it is rumored the alliance is paying the Imperfects upwards of 150 million ISK per battle, causing many to question the alliances ability to maintain the use of this mercenary force. This news shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that the former Kane Spero, and his GÇ£ImperfectsGÇ¥ are not as GÇ£Non-aggressiveGÇ¥ as they claim to be. The citizens of the Hrober System are asking for your help in protecting their livelihood, and their freedom from the vile, corrupt, and evil actions of the Imperfects. D3LTA FORC3 CEO and Orion Empire military strategist GÇ£The SUP3RMANGÇ¥ is urging all corporations to launch assaults on Imperfects in an effort to prevent a massive stockpile of their resources. He commented Quote:If the citizens of New Eden work together, we can wear down their defenses and contain these mercenaries to the Hrober system. If we donGÇÖt work together now, they will have too many resources and too much power to be contained, and pose a threat to every sovereign colony in Molden Heath. Please send your military forces to Hrober and help rid New Eden of these mercenaries.
lol 1. u do know it was DF that provoked a war with EoN right? not the other way around 2. why would i pay NF to smash on ur terrible alliance? 3. Fire Superman as ur military strategist cuz CLEARLY its not working as ur pretty much homeless now 4. GÇ£The SUP3RMANGÇ¥ is urging all corporations to launch assaults" - pretty much a desperation call for help
did i miss anything?
PS: Orion members no hard feelings on the eviction, blame the D3LTA FORC3 guys for provoking a war with EoN on orders of their Pimp Sha Kharn. |
Rupture Reaperson
Deadly Blue Dots RISE of LEGION
149
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Posted - 2013.05.21 06:39:00 -
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HowDidThatTaste wrote: Their stay was so IMPermanent
;groans: come on.... that was a terrible pun, almost cringeworthy. You gotta have better material than this right,,,,right?
HowDidThatTaste wrote: Their stay was IMPosed as short
even that ones is better.
ON: Is the body dressed like a mid aged frank sinatra? |
Mavado V Noriega
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
3229
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Posted - 2013.05.21 06:44:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:doesn't d3lta forc3 have only 1 district left?
Confirming 2 more districts that will be flipped later today then DF is evicted
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Leither Yiltron
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
488
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Posted - 2013.05.21 06:49:00 -
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D3LTA RECRUITER wrote: Long thing
10/10, would popcorn again.
Won't stop you from losing Hrober, though. :3 |
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