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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:04:00 -
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When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car. |
Raizor Feddie
On The Brink
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:07:00 -
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin wrote:When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
I don't know why I'm laughing... |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:11:00 -
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
Tony Calif
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:12:00 -
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How many people can you fit in those new medium vehicles? :D
+1. Best post since PC started. |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:12:00 -
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn. |
SoTa ReGnUM PoP
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:13:00 -
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin wrote:When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
Oooold joke - but I still laughed +1 |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:14:00 -
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"What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come." |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:17:00 -
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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. |
Mobius Wyvern
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:18:00 -
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I actually like this thread.
It's gonna be locked, but it's funny. |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:19:00 -
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I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:21:00 -
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Lulz  |
HarleyQuin Jinn Mannequin
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:33:00 -
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Bump cuzzz Ludwig is Hawt! |
HarleyQuin Jinn Mannequin
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:35:00 -
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HarleyQuin Jinn Mannequin wrote:Bump cuzzz Ludwig is Hawt!
Lulz. |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:36:00 -
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HarleyQuin Jinn Mannequin wrote:HarleyQuin Jinn Mannequin wrote:Bump cuzzz Ludwig is Hawt! Lulz.
Thanks baby cakes. |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:53:00 -
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I'm not done gathering likezzzz bump meh 1 Pedro. |
Melted Kitt3n
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:57:00 -
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I think you're just reading these off of Google.lol |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:58:00 -
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Sounds like the ballad of every dropship that hung around just a little too long. |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:58:00 -
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 You caught me officer!  |
Michael Cratar
The Southern Legion
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.05.20 18:59:00 -
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin wrote:When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
Oh GAWD! You just made my day!
+1
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 19:11:00 -
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Michael Cratar wrote:Ludwig Van AssWhoopin wrote:When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car. Oh GAWD! You just made my day! +1
"I speak my mind, I never mind what I speak." |
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Sleepy Shadow
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.05.20 19:17:00 -
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Made me laugh, have +1 |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 19:31:00 -
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Sleepy Shadow wrote:Made me laugh, have +1
Thanks! Luv ya babe. Ludwig Is back In business! |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.20 20:11:00 -
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Not done yet. Buuuump. |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.21 13:19:00 -
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Almost done. |
John Genericname
Gallente Special Forces
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:03:00 -
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All of these are hilarious. Keep 'em comin'.
Please? |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:20:00 -
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John Genericname wrote:All of these are hilarious. Keep 'em comin'.
Please?
Yes sir!
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nippy the fish
Goonfeet
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:21:00 -
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...just do a search for "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey". The OP is one of his musings. The fact that most of the playerbase here doesn't know this makes me feel old.  |
DS 10
G I A N T
EoN.
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:21:00 -
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin wrote:You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
I'm sick as balls right now, and the just the idea of this scares me. |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:25:00 -
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Burritos are sleeping bags for ground beef. |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
72
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:26:00 -
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My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee...
the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. |
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:27:00 -
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When I die, I want my last words to be " I hid a trillion Isk under the...." |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:32:00 -
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Officer: How high are you?
Me: No officer it's, 'Hi, how are you?' |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
74
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:33:00 -
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When I was a kid, the only fun thing about shopping was hiding in the clothing rack.
Admit it, all of you tried this. |
Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
74
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:38:00 -
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
74
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:40:00 -
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
74
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:43:00 -
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Ludwig Van AssWhoopin
lMPurity
74
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:45:00 -
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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
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IronDuke 177
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:52:00 -
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Good laughs for first thing in the mornin.. +1. Remember, no matter where your at, there you are..... |
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