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Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
2370
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Posted - 2013.05.20 05:57:00 -
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What are these things? I tried my best to understand them, but they are completely alien to me in every way. Every time I pick one up I hit the wrong target or I hit none and suffer the storm trooper effect. I couldnt even hit the broad side of the Shiigeru even after it crashed into Caldari Prime. What are these things? They are useless to me!
Screw it, Im sticking with the knives. You fools can keep those contraptions which you call guns for some reason. |
Full Metal Kitten
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
390
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Posted - 2013.05.20 06:15:00 -
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I'm using a T-Shirt cannon instead of a gun.
If you see a squad of mercs wearing "NERF 514" cotton tees on the battlefield, there is no need to thank me. I am working on new shirt designs as well. Here are a few teasers:
"I skilled for an HAV and all I got was this lousy power grid reduction"
"Property of Tryhard Athletic Department"
The last one should be a hit, and is in very small print...
"If you can read this, your about to kill me with me a Tactical Assault Rifle." |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon Plus
349
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Posted - 2013.05.20 06:17:00 -
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nerf guns, guns OP |
Jaron Pollard
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
97
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Posted - 2013.05.20 06:44:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:What are these things? I tried my best to understand them, but they are completely alien to me in every way. Every time I pick one up I hit the wrong target or I hit none and suffer the storm trooper effect. I couldnt even hit the broad side of the Shiigeru even after it crashed into Caldari Prime. What are these things? They are useless to me!
Screw it, Im sticking with the knives. You fools can keep those contraptions which you call guns for some reason.
I saw one of you knifey-stabby kids chasing a teammate of mine who didn't know you were behind him, but I did, and I was behind Mr Knifey, in an LAV. So, I just ran him over before he got my teammate.
Front bumper > knifey-stabby. |
Sontie
Ill Omens
EoN.
330
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Posted - 2013.05.20 08:13:00 -
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IF only they would put in TKing in pub matches, you would have killed us both. |
Chankk Saotome
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
295
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Posted - 2013.05.20 08:29:00 -
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+1
I've gotten a lot of kills recently with my repair tool. Just sliding down hills or jumping off structures toward people shooting at me and then punching them in the teeth. I think it somehow does more damage than the butt of my rifle anyway which makes sense as it is apparently made of rubber. |
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