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![Isaa Quade Isaa Quade](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_gallente_128.jpg)
Isaa Quade
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
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Posted - 2013.05.15 04:19:00 -
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-nerf all niche weapons for even less variety in combat -release "new map" thats just an old map with a building in the middle of it -replace dropship and tank armor with gold leaf, simultaneously quadrupling the price and reducing combat survivability by 300% -50% buff to all Duvolle assault rifle stats -20% reduction in the sharpness and load time of all textures -Fill nanite injectors with maple syrup -replace all current maps with even smaller versions -replace mass drivers with marshmallow guns
Additionally, a new tutorial video will play upon character creation that gives detailed instructions on how to call in an LAV, get in it, and drive around the map the entire game trying to run people over |
![GAGAH-BOY BRAZIL GAGAH-BOY BRAZIL](https://forums.dust514.com/themes/ccpDust514/avatars/avatar_1_male_128.jpg)
GAGAH-BOY BRAZIL
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
17
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Posted - 2013.05.15 04:21:00 -
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FIX AIM ?![P](https://forums.dust514.com/Images/Emoticons/ccp_p.png) |
![Logi Bro Logi Bro](https://forums.dust514.com/themes/ccpDust514/avatars/avatar_4_male_128.jpg)
Logi Bro
Greatness Achieved Through Training EoN.
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Posted - 2013.05.15 04:21:00 -
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Gotta admit, I laughed quite a bit. But seriously, I need your tears to fill my nanite injector since CCP replaced its contents with maple syrup. |
![Val'herik Dorn Val'herik Dorn](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_gallente_128.jpg)
Val'herik Dorn
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
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Posted - 2013.05.15 04:23:00 -
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I can live with that -50% to the duvolles... especially the tac! |
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Logi Bro
Greatness Achieved Through Training EoN.
1517
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Posted - 2013.05.15 04:26:00 -
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Val'herik Dorn wrote:I can live with that -50% to the duvolles... especially the tac!
That's not a minus sign, it's just an indicator of a new line, he was saying +50% to Duvolles. |
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Val'herik Dorn
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
547
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Posted - 2013.05.15 04:48:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:Val'herik Dorn wrote:I can live with that -50% to the duvolles... especially the tac! That's not a minus sign, it's just an indicator of a new line, he was saying +50% to Duvolles.
Well that's just cruel... |
![DigiOps DigiOps](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_caldari_128.jpg)
DigiOps
Kirkinen Risk Control Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.05.15 04:53:00 -
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- Could make the next one look like this.
- Just sayin'.
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![microwave UDIE microwave UDIE](https://forums.dust514.com/themes/ccpDust514/avatars/avatar_1_male_128.jpg)
microwave UDIE
S.e.V.e.N. Gentlemen's Agreement
14
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Posted - 2013.05.15 05:00:00 -
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I like maple syrup. |
![Joseph Ridgeson Joseph Ridgeson](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_caldari_128.jpg)
Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
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Posted - 2013.05.15 05:06:00 -
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microwave UDIE wrote:I like maple syrup.
Only because it is overpowered. REAL gamers with REAL skill use blueberry syrup. |
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Full Metal Kitten
Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.05.15 06:44:00 -
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There's no bacon in these patch notes. Surely with all the overheating going on we could get some crispy bacon? |
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![Henry FitzEmpress Henry FitzEmpress](https://forums.dust514.com/themes/ccpDust514/avatars/avatar_4_male_128.jpg)
Henry FitzEmpress
Reaper Galactic ROFL BROS
35
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Posted - 2013.05.15 06:49:00 -
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+1 for maple syrup |
![SILVERBACK 02 SILVERBACK 02](https://forums.dust514.com/themes/ccpDust514/avatars/avatar_1_male_128.jpg)
SILVERBACK 02
BetaMax. CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.15 06:49:00 -
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this guy knows stuff^ he make a valid point with these patch notes CCP! |
![Rusty Shallows Rusty Shallows](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_caldari_128.jpg)
Rusty Shallows
Black Jackals
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Posted - 2013.05.15 06:53:00 -
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microwave UDIE wrote:I like maple syrup. Ditto, especially with bacon. |
![Garrett Blacknova Garrett Blacknova](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_caldari_128.jpg)
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
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Posted - 2013.05.15 07:04:00 -
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Full Metal Kitten wrote:There's no bacon in these patch notes. Surely with all the overheating going on we could get some crispy bacon? Heating up your AR barrel before a melee strike will result in an alternate animation where you club the target with the smoking end, dealing 50% extra damage.
In spite of other weapons actually having overheat mechanics, this will only apply to ARs. A melee kill with a hot AR will also result in bacon being awarded as loot at the end of the match. |
![Llan Heindell Llan Heindell](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_caldari_128.jpg)
Llan Heindell
One-Armed Bandits Heretic Initiative
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Posted - 2013.05.15 07:27:00 -
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Troll thread. Oh boy.
Llan Heindell. |
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![CCP Eterne CCP Eterne](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_caldari_128.jpg)
CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2013.05.15 09:46:00 -
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I am locking this thread for trolling. |
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