21 PAGES! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

Currently recruiting pro-as mercenaries for the CCP Nullarbor "footwear is optional" dream team. Mail me in game if you're interested, I think we will run some kind of trial involving arm wrestling and doing shots.

People want infinite ISK, not going to happen.

I left last night and this thread was at 8 pages, I come back and it is 14 pages... do you guys not have anything better to do?

Oh hell... this will not end well.

Will anyone pledge their allegiance to me? To defend my name and strike down the terrorist that is CCP Nullarbor?

If it comes to a fight and Nullarbor loses we so get to pick his new name. At least that is my opinion. Can't be just my name on the line.

21 PAGES! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

I am personally appalled at this!


Foxfour hugged me at fanfest and bought me a beer. He has thus earned my favor and my protection. I will stand strong by his side!

(Don't forget, Nullarbor. I know where your desk is!)

... I know where you sit... don't test me.

After reading these most holy of pages. I have discover that a lot of clones donGÇÖt know the saga that is SoxFour, and that there life therefore is bereft of meaning.
So gather round young clones so that I may delight and entertain you about the legendary tale about the man that came to be the avatar of our existents.

It all started like all tales does whit a small act of bravery. When as a young man SoxFour working for the most magnificent and holy company of CCP finally decided that enough is enough. Whit a fellowship of brave disciples SoxFour set out to deliver the knowledge of gods and daemons and deliver it to use unworthy clones. And heGÇÖs disciples could only watch in awe while SoxFour unburdened by footwear could leap higher and run faster in the mental journey to steal these forbidden knowledge from the bowels of the cosmos and give it to us in words that we could understand and cherish.
And here is a link so that we unworthy clones can watch in awe at our messiah http://www.twitch.tv/ccp/b/385675642

And the tale could have ended here and all would have known about the holy works done by our bellowed saint SoxFour. But like all truly great heroes there are darker things afoot.

The heinous and most unholy people at the wile company known as CCP got word of our champions attempt to wrest the knowledge from them and give it to the clones. So only a week later they send out a warning to SoxFour in the disguise of passing out knowledge. They gave a small portion of predictions of the fallen angels that ever rains down hell fire from the skies upon us. So that we should be coved and fear for our lifeGÇÖs while they blatantly threatened SoxFours shoes whit all manners of unnamable deeds. If SoxFour while not submit to slave behind their infernal desks.
In the end they even says straight out that SoxFours work can not end until they decides to return the holy shoes to him.
Link to the dastardly threats http://www.twitch.tv/ccp/b/388692587

But we will not sub submit to threats and will march beside SoxFour. While he walks the path of enlightenment and whit the holy socks sweeps dust bunnies everywhere onto the field of battle where they belongs we will fight for heGÇÖs right to carry the most holy of names.
So let our voices be heard. Free our hear of bondage and lift up heGÇÖs name. Let him cast of the heGÇÖs wicked slave name that I will not mention and take up heGÇÖs holy name SOXFOUR so that Dust 514 can get itGÇÖs rightful place in game heaven it deserves!

/signed

FoxFour of the past if you want to keep you're name read this thread!

Should have used the edit button, and why send him to the spam thread?

why is this STILL in the locker room?

it's the only reason i'm still here

You live