Charlotte O'Dell
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Posted - 2013.05.04 03:33:00 -
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Dear, AR 514 cod bois:
I never left the red line and killed 41 people. This is just a taste of what is to come because of your constant screams to nerf us, we will be untouchable. With the ability to recall vehicles, we will get airdropped to the tops of mountains. Snipe for 5 minutes, then relocate after recalling our tank, and move to another mountain. We will be unkillable, even by orbitals (the good tankers, anyway). Never again will your Av nades or swarms save you. We will always be at the top of the food chain and when we get TRUE proto tanks, because we have been nerfed and used STD gear for so long, we will be, truly, OP.
Your saving grace would have been heavies, but thanks to your demands that they be nerfed too, they cannot save you. But don't worry: the Alliance of Nerfed Tankers will spare all heavies we have deemed blue, so that you, AR cod boi scrubs, cannot fight back. On the ground you will fear rail bombardments which you cannot defend from. In the buildings, swaths of heavies will move in force, not killing eachother, no matter the color, and from the sky, assault dropships will run rampant because of tankers refusing to kill them, and if you try, our railguns will burn you harder than you can ever have burned us. We are the men you have nerfed to the brink of extinction, but no more. The heavies, tanks, and dropships will no longer waste their time killing eachother, for we have one common enemy: the cod bois of AR 514.
Charlotte O'Dell,
Yout friendly neighborhood tank
Heavy Truce:
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=72041&find=unread
HAV Truce:
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=71620&find=unread
The Coalition of Dropships, HAVs, and Heavies:
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=72092&find=unread |
Charlotte O'Dell
Faabulous
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Posted - 2013.05.04 05:06:00 -
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Heathen Bastard wrote:Sorry, but your little agreement doesn't cover suicide scouts trapping those hallways for your heavies, sneaking up on you and proto-AVing you into the dust from whence you came.
You ever seen a scout rush a railtank, dodge theirshots, jump on top and dance there while gunning down some poor infantry who hopped out?(unfortunately, not the driver. that would have just been priceless.) I've been that scout.
I LOVE seeing tanks, derpships, laughably affectionate vehicles explode(they want to give me a hug, I give them all my love in the form of a grenade) and they're making explosions even prettier in uprising. I can only hope the make my remote explosives look so beautiful as the flaylock's shots, which will rain upon your heavies to screams of "nerf!" and "OP!"
the same shall befall your tanks and dropships with the Plasma Launcher. and the final nail shall be the minmatar shells cascading from the heavens to send you to a perfect, beautiful grave with explosions visible from space.
Damn it, now I'm all aquiver with anticipation. At least I can sleep in tomorrow.
I'll have you know that I personally HATE the CoD games with a passion. They're a cancer on the industry, and a taint on the good name of gamers anywhere.
Quite frankly, this is on principle for me, nothing personal(except for the love of exploding things.) I see people making agreements against regular play as a challenge issued directly to me, to kill each and every one of them, to the last. So be proud, you shall see all of my psychotic, suicidal tactics 'ere should we meet upon the field of combat. I will expect no less than your very best.
It shall be glorious!
Death or Glory! |