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Veiny Throbbing Joystick
Intara Direct Action
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.05.02 23:09:00 -
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Welcome to Dust 514. This is a new MMOFPS by CCP and it is supposed to be very fun!
I'm going to teach you how to maximize your gameplay to gain the most out of it.
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1. When you enter the game you will have to create a character.
2. Skip the tutorial, and after pressing some buttons, you will be ready to spawn into the battleground.
3. Select the spawn point inside the giant floaty thing. You must not skip this step.
4. Once you are inside the floaty thing, do not move. Stay there.
5. Stay there. You can now walk around your house, get some work done, or talk to your friends, family.
Alternatively, go outside! The sun gives your body vitamin D which is good for your health.
Exercise! If you are a gamer, you most likely do not exercise enough. This is a good time to do some exercise.
You can do whatever the kitten you want.
6. The battle in Dust 514 will automatically finish, and you will gain your hard-earned SP and ISK!
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That's it! You are now playing Dust 514 in the most productive and healthy way, and you have earned your share of SP and ISK which you can spend to doing more of the nothing.
En-joy!
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Jason Pearson
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
912
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Posted - 2013.05.02 23:25:00 -
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Good advice, though I do not recommend going outside, that place has like.. people and the sun, trust me, stay away. |
ZEROBLOOM
Planetary Response Organization
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Posted - 2013.05.02 23:59:00 -
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I really don't like that big bright thing In the sky, let alone AFKers...lame...u all ruin the game play by doing this... |
The Robot Devil
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.03 00:38:00 -
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Veiny Throbbing Joystick wrote:Welcome to Dust 514. This is a new MMOFPS by CCP and it is supposed to be very fun!
I'm going to teach you how to maximize your gameplay to gain the most out of it.
---
1. When you enter the game you will have to create a character.
2. Skip the tutorial, and after pressing some buttons, you will be ready to spawn into the battleground.
3. Select the spawn point inside the giant floaty thing. You must not skip this step.
4. Once you are inside the floaty thing, do not move. Stay there.
5. Stay there. You can now walk around your house, get some work done, or talk to your friends, family.
Alternatively, go outside! The sun gives your body vitamin D which is good for your health.
Exercise! If you are a gamer, you most likely do not exercise enough. This is a good time to do some exercise.
You can do whatever the kitten you want.
6. The battle in Dust 514 will automatically finish, and you will gain your hard-earned SP and ISK!
---
That's it! You are now playing Dust 514 in the most productive and healthy way, and you have earned your share of SP and ISK which you can spend to doing more of the nothing.
En-joy!
TL;DR. QQ. BUTTHURT QQ QQ QQ
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Julius Vindice
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
64
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Posted - 2013.05.03 00:58:00 -
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ZEROBLOOM wrote:I really don't like that big bright thing In the sky, let alone AFKers...lame...u all ruin the game play by doing this...
I been trying to find the OFF switch fur that big lightbulb in the main room which people call the "outside" and I tried telling the TVA to turn off the power to that room but they won't listen to me and hang up. |
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