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Rowdy Railgunner Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation 17	Posted - 2013.04.11 21:46:00 - [1] - Quote I am in a heavy suit with a forge gun. I would say that 80% of my matches are me trolling with a forge gun, sometimes I troll with militia sniper suit. Why am I so often at the top of the list at the end of a match? Why when I die do I get the message that there is a triage unit nearby yet I never get stuck? Why do snipers try to snipe me only to get sniped by my one-hit wonder? Why are all the "top clans" so bad in pubs unless they are tank raping or decced in proto running as squad? And why when they see me do they switch to adv. instead of staying proto all match?
Lance 2ballzStrong SyNergy Gaming EoN. 1067	Posted - 2013.04.11 21:48:00 - [2] - Quote what the actual **** did i just read...
SoTa PoP Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 2014	Posted - 2013.04.11 21:49:00 - [3] - Quote Rowdy Railgunner wrote: I am in a heavy suit with a forge gun. I would say that 80% of my matches are me trolling with a forge gun, sometimes I troll with militia sniper suit. Why am I so often at the top of the list at the end of a match? Why when I die do I get the message that there is a triage unit nearby yet I never get stuck? Why do snipers try to snipe me only to get sniped by my one-hit wonder? Why are all the "top clans" so bad in pubs unless they are tank raping or decced in proto running as squad? And why when they see me do they switch to adv. instead of staying proto all match? As a heavy I love you and want you to reproduce as much as possible. We've been gettin' called scrubs lately because of all the terribad blue dots running around thinking 800 health with a big gun is going to make a difference so never use there heads. :(
Logi Bro Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic 1151	Posted - 2013.04.11 21:49:00 - [4] - Quote Rowdy Railgunner wrote: I am in a heavy suit with a forge gun. I would say that 80% of my matches are me trolling with a forge gun, sometimes I troll with militia sniper suit. Why am I so often at the top of the list at the end of a match? Because you're special. Why when I die do I get the message that there is a triage unit nearby yet I never get stuck? Because everyone hates you for being special. Why do snipers try to snipe me only to get sniped by my one-hit wonder? Because redberries. Why are all the "top clans" so bad in pubs unless they are tank raping or decced in proto running as squad? You obviously aren't playing the "top clans." And why when they see me do they switch to adv. instead of staying proto all match? Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Rowdy Railgunner Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation 17	Posted - 2013.04.11 22:03:00 - [5] - Quote Now that I made this thread I will suck for all time.
Selinate deux Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 45	Posted - 2013.04.11 22:06:00 - [6] - Quote Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs.
Rowdy Railgunner Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation 17	Posted - 2013.04.11 22:26:00 - [7] - Quote Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. It is a clan, has been a clan and will always be a clan. This is DUST. The second coming of the clans.
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 840	Posted - 2013.04.11 22:38:00 - [8] - Quote Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. That has a lot more meaning if you say it while as a member of non-NPC Corp
Rowdy Railgunner Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation 17	Posted - 2013.04.11 22:42:00 - [9] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. That has a lot more meaning if you say it while as a member of non-NPC Corp I'm in D3LTA FORC3. This is a fun FG alt.
Spkr4theDead Namtar Elite Gallente Federation 45	Posted - 2013.04.11 22:46:00 - [10] - Quote SoTa PoP wrote: Rowdy Railgunner wrote: I am in a heavy suit with a forge gun. I would say that 80% of my matches are me trolling with a forge gun, sometimes I troll with militia sniper suit. Why am I so often at the top of the list at the end of a match? Why when I die do I get the message that there is a triage unit nearby yet I never get stuck? Why do snipers try to snipe me only to get sniped by my one-hit wonder? Why are all the "top clans" so bad in pubs unless they are tank raping or decced in proto running as squad? And why when they see me do they switch to adv. instead of staying proto all match? As a heavy I love you and want you to reproduce as much as possible. We've been gettin' called scrubs lately because of all the terribad blue dots running around thinking 800 health with a big gun is going to make a difference so never use there heads. :( Height advantage with the DAU is great.

XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1420	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:08:00 - [11] - Quote Rowdy Railgunner wrote: I am in a heavy suit with a forge gun. I would say that 80% of my matches are me trolling with a forge gun, sometimes I troll with militia sniper suit. Why am I so often at the top of the list at the end of a match? Why when I die do I get the message that there is a triage unit nearby yet I never get stuck? Why do snipers try to snipe me only to get sniped by my one-hit wonder? Why are all the "top clans" so bad in pubs unless they are tank raping or decced in proto running as squad? And why when they see me do they switch to adv. instead of staying proto all match? I'm a heavy with HMG
Thumb Green THE STAR BORN 50	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:10:00 - [12] - Quote Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. How old are you that the first thing that popped into your mind after hearing "clans" was CoD?
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1420	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:13:00 - [13] - Quote Thumb Green wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. How old are you that the first thing that popped into your mind after hearing "clans" was CoD? clan are my fan so are van my clans, try to make sense of this
Selinate deux Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 45	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:20:00 - [14] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. That has a lot more meaning if you say it while as a member of non-NPC Corp Yes, because joining a scrub-filled non-NPC corp in Dust is really going to help.
Selinate deux Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 45	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:23:00 - [15] - Quote Thumb Green wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. How old are you that the first thing that popped into your mind after hearing "clans" was CoD? How asinine are you that the first thing you thought of after I referred to CoD after reading clans was to ask about my age? As if that's a relevant or clever insult. And to answer: probably older than you.
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1420	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:25:00 - [16] - Quote Selinate deux wrote: Sloth9230 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. That has a lot more meaning if you say it while as a member of non-NPC Corp Yes, because joining a scrub-filled non-NPC corp in Dust is really going to help. it does and it want
Selinate deux Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 45	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:28:00 - [17] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Sloth9230 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. That has a lot more meaning if you say it while as a member of non-NPC Corp Yes, because joining a scrub-filled non-NPC corp in Dust is really going to help. it does and it want It want? No it doesn't.
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1420	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:31:00 - [18] - Quote Selinate deux wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Sloth9230 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. That has a lot more meaning if you say it while as a member of non-NPC Corp Yes, because joining a scrub-filled non-NPC corp in Dust is really going to help. it does and it want It want? No it doesn't. I wanted you to ask that it will,it does
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 840	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:32:00 - [19] - Quote Selinate deux wrote: Sloth9230 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: Clans? WTF? Go back to Call of Duty. We have corporations here, scrubs. That has a lot more meaning if you say it while as a member of non-NPC Corp Yes, because joining a scrub-filled non-NPC corp in Dust is really going to help. Hey, if the only Corps that will take you in are the "scrub-filled" ones, then you just might be a scrub
Karl Koekwaus Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic 49	Posted - 2013.04.11 23:52:00 - [20] - Quote Rowdy Railgunner wrote: I am in a heavy suit with a forge gun. I would say that 80% of my matches are me trolling with a forge gun, sometimes I troll with militia sniper suit. Why am I so often at the top of the list at the end of a match? Why when I die do I get the message that there is a triage unit nearby yet I never get stuck? Why do snipers try to snipe me only to get sniped by my one-hit wonder? Why are all the "top clans" so bad in pubs unless they are tank raping or decced in proto running as squad? And why when they see me do they switch to adv. instead of staying proto all match? This post is really weird. You troll 80% of the matches in which you are a heavy, and 0-20% amount of the matches were you play sniper and you end up on top? My guess is you're not trolling hard enough and are actually slacking in the trolling department. did it ever occur to you people with injectors are trolling you and are harvesting sweet trolling liquids. Also, you can't get stuck when you're dead, unless you get the respawn bug in which you can't choose a suit. You can only get stuck when you're alive. I think you're giving yourself too much credit for the whole 'top clan' 'downgrading' gear departement, I switch from mlt to adv gear all the time, depending on what role I want to play. I get asked in the #1 leaderboard corp all the time by mail, thats just how I roll.

Thumb Green THE STAR BORN 51	Posted - 2013.04.12 02:02:00 - [21] - Quote Selinate deux wrote: How asinine are you that the first thing you thought of after I referred to CoD after reading clans was to ask about my age? As if that's a relevant or clever insult. It wasn't meant as an insult. It's a perfectly relevant question to ask since your reaction to reading "clans" was to tell that person to go back to CoD as if the entire concept of a clan was born there. Which suggests that you aren't very old; since it obviously offended you, I do apologize. Selinate deux wrote: And to answer: probably older than you. The fact of how quickly you escalated to insulting my intelligence and the false sense of superiority you've displayed; doesn't do much, if anything to support your answer that actually answers nothing.
Average Joe81 Circle of Huskarl Minmatar Republic 29	Posted - 2013.04.12 03:05:00 - [22] - Quote Selinate deux wrote: probably older than you. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH HE GOT BUUUUUUUURNED!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!11!!!!! YOUR 1337 ASS JUST SCORCHED HIS PRIDE. YOU CAN FEEL THE LEVEL OF YOUR TROLLING DEEPLY PENETRATING HIS SOUL. MY GOD BRO I AM SO JELLY OF YOUR MAD TROLLING SKILLS THAT EVERY TIME I READ THAT STATEMENT I CANT STOP MYSELF FROM REACHING DOWN AND FONDLING MYSELF TILL I HAVE TO STOP AND GO GET A GLASS OF WATER. HOWEVER I OFTEN DON'T MAKE IT TO THE FACET SO I HAVE TO PRODUCE SOME OF MY OWN WATER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. AND THEN AFTER DRINKING EVERY LAST DROP I REMEMBER WHAT MADE ME THIRSTY IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEN I END UP REACHING INTO THE DRAWER AND PULLING OUT A KNIFE SO THAT I CAN CUT MYSELF TO YOUR GLORIOUS HUMOR. AFTER GAINING SIGHT OF THE BLOOD THAT HAS NOW DRENCHED MY ARM MY PET KITTEN COMES OVER TO PICK AT THE CUTS AND I END UP FONDLING MY CAT AT THE SAME AS MY SELF. I THEN BUILT A SHRINE DEDICATED TO YOU SO THAT I COULD FIND A PLACE TO STORE THE EXCESS JUICES. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME OVER TO MY HOUSE SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS FUTURE GREAT JOKES LIKE THAT ONE.
Rusty Shallows Black Jackals 41	Posted - 2013.04.12 04:19:00 - [23] - Quote Rowdy Railgunner wrote: Why do snipers try to snipe me only to get sniped by my one-hit wonder? Either they have tennis sized balls or are too busy laughing at how stupid we look squatting holding our gun. So long as that +50 rolls in.
SoTa PoP Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 2015	Posted - 2013.04.12 04:25:00 - [24] - Quote Average Joe81 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: probably older than you. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH HE GOT BUUUUUUUURNED!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!11!!!!! YOUR 1337 ASS JUST SCORCHED HIS PRIDE. YOU CAN FEEL THE LEVEL OF YOUR TROLLING DEEPLY PENETRATING HIS SOUL. MY GOD BRO I AM SO JELLY OF YOUR MAD TROLLING SKILLS THAT EVERY TIME I READ THAT STATEMENT I CANT STOP MYSELF FROM REACHING DOWN AND FONDLING MYSELF TILL I HAVE TO STOP AND GO GET A GLASS OF WATER. HOWEVER I OFTEN DON'T MAKE IT TO THE FACET SO I HAVE TO PRODUCE SOME OF MY OWN WATER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. AND THEN AFTER DRINKING EVERY LAST DROP I REMEMBER WHAT MADE ME THIRSTY IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEN I END UP REACHING INTO THE DRAWER AND PULLING OUT A KNIFE SO THAT I CAN CUT MYSELF TO YOUR GLORIOUS HUMOR. AFTER GAINING SIGHT OF THE BLOOD THAT HAS NOW DRENCHED MY ARM MY PET KITTEN COMES OVER TO PICK AT THE CUTS AND I END UP FONDLING MY CAT AT THE SAME AS MY SELF. I THEN BUILT A SHRINE DEDICATED TO YOU SO THAT I COULD FIND A PLACE TO STORE THE EXCESS JUICES. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME OVER TO MY HOUSE SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS FUTURE GREAT JOKES LIKE THAT ONE. Does anyone else want to report him for what he's doing to that poor kitty? :(
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 840	Posted - 2013.04.12 04:30:00 - [25] - Quote SoTa PoP wrote: Average Joe81 wrote: Selinate deux wrote: probably older than you. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH HE GOT BUUUUUUUURNED!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!11!!!!! YOUR 1337 ASS JUST SCORCHED HIS PRIDE. YOU CAN FEEL THE LEVEL OF YOUR TROLLING DEEPLY PENETRATING HIS SOUL. MY GOD BRO I AM SO JELLY OF YOUR MAD TROLLING SKILLS THAT EVERY TIME I READ THAT STATEMENT I CANT STOP MYSELF FROM REACHING DOWN AND FONDLING MYSELF TILL I HAVE TO STOP AND GO GET A GLASS OF WATER. HOWEVER I OFTEN DON'T MAKE IT TO THE FACET SO I HAVE TO PRODUCE SOME OF MY OWN WATER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. AND THEN AFTER DRINKING EVERY LAST DROP I REMEMBER WHAT MADE ME THIRSTY IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEN I END UP REACHING INTO THE DRAWER AND PULLING OUT A KNIFE SO THAT I CAN CUT MYSELF TO YOUR GLORIOUS HUMOR. AFTER GAINING SIGHT OF THE BLOOD THAT HAS NOW DRENCHED MY ARM MY PET KITTEN COMES OVER TO PICK AT THE CUTS AND I END UP FONDLING MY CAT AT THE SAME AS MY SELF. I THEN BUILT A SHRINE DEDICATED TO YOU SO THAT I COULD FIND A PLACE TO STORE THE EXCESS JUICES. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME OVER TO MY HOUSE SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS FUTURE GREAT JOKES LIKE THAT ONE. Does anyone else want to report him for what he's doing to that poor kitty? :( Aye!


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