I'm so sorry Cerebral Wolf Jr, can I call you Junior?, that we can cut off by the server before I got to introduce myself. But to bring everyone reading this post up to speed, here is a transcript of our chat....

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You asked me before server shutdown if you knew who you were. Of course I do silly! You're on these forums all the time, and let's not forget you are a god among men and the nicest man to reach out to me. I mean I feel like a Justin Beiber fan grabbing a piece of sweaty clothes from J-Biebs and I'm going to worship these emails between us! But I don't think we every formally introduced.

My name is Justin :D I make video games in my spare time, run my own startup company, and go to community college. I really love video games, and in my very small amount of free time I like to play them, especially dust. It makes me so happy to run into well behaved and awesome players who just you know "Get it". Because I'm seriously a nub. I only recently figured out that the goal was to shoot people! I KNOW! But yeah, I'm glad to formally meet you and I can't wait to see what our lovely friendship blossoms into.

With much love,
SoCal_Ninja
Or Justin if you prefer :]

Hi. youre the guy I shot up earlier! Imagine my confusion when I saw CW in the wrong corp! My my my, I know imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but how DID you clone his name? Did you realize that youre running the wrong fits for impersonation?

Finally, how did it feel to have the forge gun shot pass through your body multiple times? I know it must have been unpleasant, but as long as you are trying to be cerebral wolf please have the decency to actually imitate his skill, which seems to be higher than yours.

Further my friend, I have spotted the flaw in your silly mail tears. The raging teary posts seem to be coming from the impersonator, not the impersonatee. I highly suggest training as you do not have the necessary skill to troll cerebral wolf jr. We of the Immobile Infantry demand a higher quality of troll.

So while normally I would give you a 1/10 for being lame, I will upgrade you to 1.15/10 for your :effort: Please do not crop the tearmails in the future, as there is no way to verify the sender or recipient and frankly my good sir, the word of a counterfeit wolf is not even as valuable as the breath that carries it.