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Pays 2 Win Shining Flame Amarr Empire 115	Posted - 2013.03.18 13:49:00 - [1] - Quote Well your friendly but yet crazy Editor-in-Chief of DFF (Dusters Fantasy and Fiction) is back with a new exclusive. Our sources within the Imperfects and PFBHz have confirmed that there will be NO marriage between The Imperfects and PFBHz. The reason for this is very simple;- The Imperfects are not perfect. And hence those perfect little creatures in PFBHz cannot join an alliance that not perfect. Now you ask me;- how are the PFBHz perfect? Well;- because they are pink and they are fluffy and bunnies! How can such things not be perfect? As per my sources and in order for an Imperfect and PFBHz marriage to happen the following should be done;- The Imperfects becoming Perfect: 1. They need to start becoming perfect creatures. Which means they have to start running around in quafe suits. 2. They also need to practice bunny hopping which is an important trait of the bunnies 3. Once a day they need to eat Kale as bunnies love Kale The PFHBz becoming Imperfect: 1. Every bunny needs to get some of their hair clipped off. This would result in asymmetry and thus make the imperfect 2. Every bunny needs to dye themselves a different color. As long as they are not pink;- they are not cute 3. Start harvesting precious tears from that scrub dark cloud. Once dark cloud hates you enough you become an Imperfect. Remember boys and girls;- you heard it first at DFF. Yours Truly Pays 2 Win Editor-in-Chief DFF Up Next: The real story behind Zion's infiltration.
JL3Eleven Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz 156	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:00:00 - [2] - Quote Sorry but both corps have agreed to restructure their organizations to begin running plays out of the ZERG playbook. We will accept everyone. You will be delighted to see us on the battlefield. Your SP, WP's, and ISK will triple. Everyone will laugh at us, I mean envy us.
Baal Omniscient L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 341	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:07:00 - [3] - Quote JL3Eleven wrote: Sorry but both corps have agreed to restructure their organizations to begin running plays out of the ZERG playbook. We will accept everyone. You will be delighted to see us on the battlefield. Your SP, WP's, and ISK will triple. Everyone will laugh at us, I mean envy us. Wait, wait, wait..... what? You're going the PRO/Delta Force route? Are your number of active members low or something?
JL3Eleven Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz 156	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:12:00 - [4] - Quote Baal Omniscient wrote: JL3Eleven wrote: Sorry but both corps have agreed to restructure their organizations to begin running plays out of the ZERG playbook. We will accept everyone. You will be delighted to see us on the battlefield. Your SP, WP's, and ISK will triple. Everyone will laugh at us, I mean envy us. Wait, wait, wait..... what? You're going the PRO/Delta Force route? Are your number of active members low or something? Yep. If you can't win with skill ZERG them!
Baal Omniscient L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 342	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:20:00 - [5] - Quote JL3Eleven wrote: Baal Omniscient wrote: JL3Eleven wrote: Sorry but both corps have agreed to restructure their organizations to begin running plays out of the ZERG playbook. We will accept everyone. You will be delighted to see us on the battlefield. Your SP, WP's, and ISK will triple. Everyone will laugh at us, I mean envy us. Wait, wait, wait..... what? You're going the PRO/Delta Force route? Are your number of active members low or something? Yep. If you can't win with skill ZERG them! I'm.... so disillusioned... I don't know what to say...
JL3Eleven Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz 156	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:26:00 - [6] - Quote Baal Omniscient wrote: JL3Eleven wrote: Baal Omniscient wrote: JL3Eleven wrote: Sorry but both corps have agreed to restructure their organizations to begin running plays out of the ZERG playbook. We will accept everyone. You will be delighted to see us on the battlefield. Your SP, WP's, and ISK will triple. Everyone will laugh at us, I mean envy us. Wait, wait, wait..... what? You're going the PRO/Delta Force route? Are your number of active members low or something? Yep. If you can't win with skill ZERG them! I'm.... so disillusioned... I don't know what to say... Ohh. Don't worry it's easy to explain. All we need to do is send in enough clones to bore the actual user and make him rage quit the game. It might take a while but it might work someday.
Baal Omniscient L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 343	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:38:00 - [7] - Quote JL3Eleven wrote: Baal Omniscient wrote: JL3Eleven wrote: Baal Omniscient wrote: JL3Eleven wrote: Sorry but both corps have agreed to restructure their organizations to begin running plays out of the ZERG playbook. We will accept everyone. You will be delighted to see us on the battlefield. Your SP, WP's, and ISK will triple. Everyone will laugh at us, I mean envy us. Wait, wait, wait..... what? You're going the PRO/Delta Force route? Are your number of active members low or something? Yep. If you can't win with skill ZERG them! I'm.... so disillusioned... I don't know what to say... Ohh. Don't worry it's easy to explain. All we need to do is send in enough clones to bore the actual user and make him rage quit the game. It might take a while but it might work someday. No, I understand Zerg tactics.... I just never thought PFB would resort to them... just wasn't ready for that news.... I just hate to see your guy's talent pool diluted I suppose. The PFB tag has always carried a certain level of skill expectation, it's weird to thing of weak PFB's...
fahrenheitM Pro Hic Immortalis RISE of LEGION 230	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:46:00 - [8] - Quote He's trolling, Baal.
JL3Eleven Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz 156	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:48:00 - [9] - Quote fahrenheitM wrote: He's trolling, Baal. Level 11 if you must know.
CarloArmato2991 RED COLONIAL MARINES Covert Intervention 30	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:52:00 - [10] - Quote Don't be angry with me, but this should be moved to the Locker Room: there is a lot of spam here

Pays 2 Win Shining Flame Amarr Empire 115	Posted - 2013.03.18 14:59:00 - [11] - Quote CarloArmato2991 wrote: Don't be angry with me, but this should be moved to the Locker Room: there is a lot of spam here I object to this. If Dusters Blog can write the crap they write and it does not get banned or move to the locker room, my stuff should stay here. Atleast my stuff is borderline funny and the writing is legible
JL3Eleven Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz 158	Posted - 2013.03.18 15:00:00 - [12] - Quote Pays 2 Win wrote: CarloArmato2991 wrote: Don't be angry with me, but this should be moved to the Locker Room: there is a lot of spam here I object to this. If Dusters Blog can write the crap they write and it does not get banned or move to the locker room, my stuff should stay here. Atleast my stuff is borderline funny and the writing is legible It's not spam people. It's covert ops. You don't see the bunny if your looking at the kangaroo.
JL3Eleven Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz 158	Posted - 2013.03.18 15:01:00 - [13] - Quote Pays 2 Win wrote: CarloArmato2991 wrote: Don't be angry with me, but this should be moved to the Locker Room: there is a lot of spam here I object to this. If Dusters Blog can write the crap they write and it does not get banned or move to the locker room, my stuff should stay here. Atleast my stuff is borderline funny and the writing is legible It's good stuff too. Keep it up.
Baal Omniscient L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 343	Posted - 2013.03.18 15:04:00 - [14] - Quote JL3Eleven wrote: fahrenheitM wrote: He's trolling, Baal. Level 11 if you must know. Well that's a relief. Time for bed. If I can't pick out trolls anymore, I need some rest..... Night all o7
Sentient Archon Red Star. 817	Posted - 2013.03.18 15:50:00 - [15] - Quote Nice read. +1


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