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undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
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Posted - 2013.03.16 04:06:00 -
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My zipper.
Give me your best pick up line. |
GoD-NoVa
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
191
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Posted - 2013.03.16 04:10:00 -
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that really is gay |
Zekain Kade
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
990
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Posted - 2013.03.16 04:12:00 -
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So your **** is green? you should get that check out. |
Julius Vindice
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
48
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Posted - 2013.03.16 04:15:00 -
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Hi GM (insert name here), you wanna move this to locker room? go ahead my friend. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
34
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Posted - 2013.03.16 04:15:00 -
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*awkward silence*
Uh hi, would you like to go out for coffee or tea or something sometime?
supposedly I'm some kind of monk according to my friends for constantly turning down girl's advances. My response was "girls have been making advances on me? why didn't anyone ever tell me!?" I don't really get subtlety. |
Sontie
VENGEANCE FOR HIRE
153
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Posted - 2013.03.16 05:16:00 -
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Heathen, your a man after my own heart. I just enjoy myself at parties and such and largely ignore the "dating game" mating ritual stuff, largely completely oblivious of that kind of interaction. That plus being pretty makes many people thing I'm gay, which I'm not... though I might as well be.
My friends joke that they know I like a girl if I run and hide from her. Tragic and true. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
34
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Posted - 2013.03.16 05:21:00 -
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I just kind of forget english around any girl I like. Yeah, I'm just not good with subtlety.
Girls I interact with on a daily basis/have no interest in for various reasons: Oh hey, good morning!
Girl I like: ... uh... hi... *bolt for the door* |
Vyzion Eyri
The Legion Academy
305
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Posted - 2013.03.16 05:47:00 -
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"Hi, I'm a dropship and you must be a lamppost, because when I touch you I explode."
...Yeah. Girls don't really take to me either. |
Medic 1879
The Tritan Industries
61
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Posted - 2013.03.16 10:53:00 -
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Worst I have seen used my mate walked up to a lass in a club tried to be smooth and with a deadpan straight face said "do you have mirrors in your knickers because I can see myself in them tonight." (he afterward claimed it was a joke and he was trying to charm via humour.) Her response "You can see your self in my knickers? Are you a transvestite." So he had to explain the line at which point she kicked him in the nuts.
Worst I tried was I was with a girl and me being rather short and her being tall made things awkward so much so that she felt it wasn't going to work as she felt stupid crouching so we could kiss to which I said "well if you stand in the gutter and I stand on the kerb..." Turns out telling your GF to stand in a gutter is not a good idea. |
Freshticles
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
26
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Posted - 2013.03.16 22:32:00 -
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You're the Herpes to my Chlamydia. |
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flesth
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.03.16 22:37:00 -
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As I was climbing into the new bed I bought us, my wife snarled at me and turned the other way.
I think she's just jealous I got the top bunk. >.> |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
243
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Posted - 2013.03.17 05:34:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:Worst I have seen used my mate walked up to a lass in a club tried to be smooth and with a deadpan straight face said "do you have mirrors in your knickers because I can see myself in them tonight." (he afterward claimed it was a joke and he was trying to charm via humour.) Her response "You can see your self in my knickers? Are you a transvestite." So he had to explain the line at which point she kicked him in the nuts.
Worst I tried was I was with a girl and me being rather short and her being tall made things awkward so much so that she felt it wasn't going to work as she felt stupid crouching so we could kiss to which I said "well if you stand in the gutter and I stand on the kerb..." Turns out telling your GF to stand in a gutter is not a good idea.
next time if w/ a taller girl can try this ... "You may be taller, but we are alt he same height once horizontal" |
Deranged Disaster
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
66
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Posted - 2013.03.18 11:20:00 -
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Pick up lines are just horrible. A simple "Hi I'm [insert name here]." never hurt anyone's balls or made them look like idiots. |
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