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DUST Fiend
Immobile Infantry
1984
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:33:00 -
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Oh yea, that's right CCP, I'm calling you out. I'm tired of your balancing shenanigans and "content patches" with meaningless things like better graphics and increased performance. It's high time you listen to your player base, and take the REAL issues into account.
I'll start this off.
Customizable AI voices and narrative
121,337 AUR per voice.
Example: Angry Mr. T.
Defend A ----> I PITTY DA FOOL WHO CAN'T HOLD A
Rally -----> SCRUB, WHERE YOU AT?
Arnold Swartzawhatever
Rally to Dropship -------> GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!
I hope you get the point. Please CCP, think of the future, think of the children. Now's your chance people, let your voices be heard!!
Or just troll the kitten out of me ::shrugs::  |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2115
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:37:00 -
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"Sniper on the northern mountain top"
Samuel L Jackson-------> DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B***H |
Medic 1879
Vherokior Combat Logistics
Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:37:00 -
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Better yet to lighten the mood when an RDV does the stupid and/or kills you it plays a quote from TED "My bad I was sending a tweet." |
Blammmo
Better Hide R Die
10
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:38:00 -
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We neeeeeed this, make it happen CCP,
Throw in a Kool-Aid man voice, OH YEAH!! |
HOMMANDO
Immobile Infantry
46
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:39:00 -
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This would be hilarious. |
Skipper Jones
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
6
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:41:00 -
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Sleepy Zan wrote:"Sniper on the northern mountain top"
Samuel L Jackson-------> DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B***H
You've got it all wrong. Samuel L. Jackson-----> WHO PUT THESE MOTHER***** SNIPERS ON THIS MOTHER***** HILL.
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Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2115
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:42:00 -
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Skipper Jones wrote:Sleepy Zan wrote:"Sniper on the northern mountain top"
Samuel L Jackson-------> DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B***H You've got it all wrong. Samuel L. Jackson-----> WHO PUT THESE MOTHER***** SNIPERS ON THIS MOTHER***** HILL.
just no -_- |
Medic 1879
Vherokior Combat Logistics
Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:43:00 -
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Blammmo wrote:We neeeeeed this, make it happen CCP,
Throw in a Kool-Aid man voice, OH YEAH!!
This should be implemented as a support system like an orbital strike but only be triggered in the following circumstance.
Redberrie team are getting stomped and everytime someone dies they shout "Oh no!" and if enough die in close proximity within a few seconds well you can guess what happens next. |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1661
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:43:00 -
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Maken Tosch [Nova Knives] SomeNoob
Bender's crazy robot buddy: "I like practicing how to stab humans." |
Medic 1879
Vherokior Combat Logistics
Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2013.03.12 04:47:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:Maken Tosch [Nova Knives] SomeNoob
Bender's crazy robot buddy: "I like practicing how to stab humans."
Or who ever you killed gets treated to a 5second burst of the music from psycho lol. |
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Medic 1879
Vherokior Combat Logistics
Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2013.03.12 05:05:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:Maken Tosch [Nova Knives] SomeNoob
Bender's crazy robot buddy: "I like practicing how to stab humans." Or who ever you killed gets treated to a 5second burst of the music from psycho lol.
Actually I would like to change this thought of a better one but it only happens if you kill a heavy with a nova knife. Harrison Ford - "And I thought they smelt bad........ On the outside." |
Iron Wolf Saber
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
3073
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Posted - 2013.03.12 05:10:00 -
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Voice actors in iceland are expensive and few. |
DUST Fiend
Immobile Infantry
1989
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Posted - 2013.03.12 07:44:00 -
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You guys rock >_<
Except for Iron Wolf, bein all, realistic. |
Corn In TheSkidmark
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
24
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Posted - 2013.03.12 08:15:00 -
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Gimme Fat Albert, I wanna spawn in and say Hey hey hey |
Julius Vindice
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
45
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:16:00 -
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Larry The Cable Guy saying "git r dun" every time you kill someone and a funny joke for every 10 kills you git. |
Corn In TheSkidmark
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
25
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:23:00 -
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Julius Vindice wrote:Larry The Cable Guy saying "git r dun" every time you kill someone and a funny joke for every 10 kills you git.
I would immediately stop playing this game... |
Herper Derp
DUST University
Ivy League
16
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:37:00 -
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Morgan Freeman, on losing a Corp fight: " I wish I could tell you that [Corp name] fought the good fight..."
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Gusk Hevv
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:39:00 -
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Sylvester Stallone when an OB comes down: "Your worst nightmare" |
Doc Audio
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2013.03.12 12:01:00 -
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Pulp Fiction for head shots?
" Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. "
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Vyzion Eyri
The Legion Academy
274
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Posted - 2013.03.12 12:18:00 -
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BATMAN THEME
Batman growls "WHERE'S THE DETONATOR?" when someone starts hacking a point with your remote explosive near it.
When you activate inertial dampeners: "Why do we fall?"
Offer to give a female scout a ride to point B:
"My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men."
RDV comes with badass dropship.
"This isn't a car."
When viewing an orbital strike: "Some men just want to watch the world burn."
When you're tea bagging someone in proto gear who's still bleeding out, they hear
"You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength."
When you receive hate mail: "You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."
Blueberry tries to help kill and ends up dying. You pick him up with nanite injector:
"Don't let me find you out here again."
"We're trying to help you!"
"I don't need help."
"What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?"
-Hop into vehicle, preferably marauder class HAV, to initiate epic final line-
"I didn't farm you for revive WP."
When you return to your quarters after getting pubstomped.
"The protobears again?"
"Yeah."
"You know why they attacked you, don't you? They were afraid of you."
"Afraid of me?"
"All creatures feel fear."
"Even those with 10 million SP?"
"Especially those with 10 million SP."
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