Cleverly disguised recruitment post is clever. Not exactly smack talk for the war room, and not exactly a recruitment post... Functionally effective and technically appropriate.

Well played.

Just want to give a shout out to the Sver TRUE BLOODS. I was puging by myself on Sunday and I faced a squad of TRUE BLOODS and took a world class beat down. I don't think I have ever been hammered so hard. Thier squad went somewhere around 60 - 0 in the match.

Nice job

Lol, wait till you get Imps on the enemy team.

Same old "stb alt got pwnd" recruiting technique from the summer. Some players didn't realize that your psn shows for alts and mains back then. Another good laugh at STB's expense

* Gets comfy
* Gets popcorn
* Gets soda

* Is waiting for the Imps vs STB troll war *

* Gets comfy
* Gets popcorn
* Gets soda

* Is waiting for the Imps vs STB troll war *

Same old "stb alt got pwnd" recruiting technique from the summer. Some players didn't realize that your psn shows for alts and mains back then. Another good laugh at STB's expense

Nah, no need.

STB is a good corp with great players. If they played a good game against the OP and he posted a nice comment so be it. I hope they do pick this player up and he gets to learn a few things and becomes better. No hate from IMP's, well unless he turns out to be a beast player and we scoop him up later ;) (just kidding... sorta)

* Gets comfy
* Gets popcorn
* Gets sota

* Is waiting for the Imps vs STB troll war *

I think we had a match against each other recently. kitten mass driver haha. Always interesting to see your name on the enemy team bud.

Also dead, STB doesn't need to poach from other corps to be good, we train our guys to be good ourselves ;) (just kidding...sorta) lol

Fixed this for you

I didn't care enough to check his PSN. If it is an STB alt, I'm actually kind of disappointed...

We did, GG BTW. Yeah MD is up to prof 2 again and its brutal with 2 damage mods on it. Next we end up on same team let me know and we can chat in team chat.

LOL, I know Lurch just had to put that zinger in there for old times sake.

I didn't care enough to check his PSN. If it is an STB alt, I'm actually kind of disappointed...

Lurch I can't speak for this OP and or PSN. I can say that this summer I joined STB with one of my accounts (for real real) and added everyone i played with to psn. After a few "OMG STB is SOOOOO good and AWESOME" threads appeared I decided to check PSN of thread posters. Yup they were STB alts

STB has cool dudes but listening to QG made me want to stab myself so I moved on.

PS I want Stir Carlos back

Lurch I can't speak for this OP and or PSN. I can say that this summer I joined STB with one of my accounts (for real real) and added everyone i played with to psn. After a few "OMG STB is SOOOOO good and AWESOME" threads appeared I decided to check PSN of thread posters. Yup they were STB alts

STB has cool dudes but listening to QG made me want to stab myself so I moved on.

PS I want Stir Carlos back

Lol perhaps but STB dont quit game if they see their not in the good team ;).... I see that of imps

Zdog

/discussion

Zdog

/discussion

We just dont know why some of your full squad quit just before game started , if you explain i guess i can understand mr Beers

lol yeah, i wouldnt mind having carlos back myself. Went from #1 to not liking the game anymore. Oh well, this game can be really brutal at times so i dont blame him.

I love this game so much and hate it even more.

You know me beers, I dont really do the whole forum thing, I'd rather let my tank to the talking in game so i dont really know much about those PR things. Just not me, but I'm disheartened to hear that our guys do that, but on the other hand, you cant tell me its not something that everyone probably does in some manner.

excuse my grammar lol

STB has cool dudes but listening to QG made me want to stab myself so I moved on.

PS I want Stir Carlos back

True story, you were the reason I joined STB because you did call outs and ran an organized squad. Well that Ted, who doesn't love ted. So yeah I love STB its why I shop there for good mercs (think you can up my credit limit?)

For the record I think most of the IMP hate threads comes from IMP alts . Oh and all those regnum alts aren't actually regnum

I know we have left matches in MCC lobby or in game if ; we lose a member due to bug, we want to pick up player in corp; having ring of death issue on dropsuits.

This happens to all of us, otherwise you would never see IMP's leave a match. None of us are leaving because of someone else is on the other squad, if anything we want the challenge of playing you or most likely of curb stomping your face in the MCC, which ever happens first.

Can we get store credit for Youngcuz?? what is your return policy?

Pick one of the following.

-1 Merc gets left in MQ
-Someone gets Coms bug (which i am prone too)
-Someone gets DC'd (which happens to DK all the damn time)
-Its a redline ambush map (which turns into sniper party and is super slow) which we hate so we leave
-We are tired of playing plateau for the 6th time in a row



All of the above happens to everyone. Trying to call us out for this is lame

Trust me we never look on the other side and say "**** we are going to get stomped lets back out"

Oh, the tank noobs. Next.

lol, I'm not one to brag, but Ted and I have been called a lot of things...tank noob, tank *****, Stupid Tank Buddies, #@$^@ @$^@ &*%$#, and many more lol. I love it.

I dont mind being a tank noob cause your still going to be on the ground as I roll past you. So many blueberries, guess I gotta do a better job of making my name known :\

Ok thanks for answer thats true, politic to go back to take the player who bug is fine and we are tiring to of plateau loll

I love it when Zitros, Protoman and other IMP's call me a noob tuber. It makes me want to get that much better at it so I can kill all of you.

Please continue to call tanks, MD, Laser, HMG players noobs, we the noobs of New Eden will be the masters of the universe soon.

lol, I'm not one to brag, but Ted and I have been called a lot of things...tank noob, tank *****, Stupid Tank Buddies, #@$^@ @$^@ &*%$#, and many more lol. I love it.

I dont mind being a tank noob cause your still going to be on the ground as I roll past you. So many blueberries, guess I gotta do a better job of making my name known :\

I love it when Zitros, Protoman and other IMP's call me a noob tuber. It makes me want to get that much better at it so I can kill all of you.

Please continue to call tanks, MD, Laser, HMG players noobs, we the noobs of New Eden will be the masters of the universe soon.

I prefer the scientific name "Scrubeous Tubeous"

I don't get killed by you guys. I just love to see you guys get in your tanks, kill a bunch of players that started yesterday and get on forums and talk about skill. Yeah, good job.

Plateaus is freaking awesome. It is by far my favorite map and I know every spec of dirt in that place. I remember the good old days when it was the ONLY map and redlining was actually redlining lol, cry moar.

Man I am so over any map right now that after a few in a row I loathe ccp

I don't get killed by you guys. I just love to see you guys get in your tanks, kill a bunch of players that started yesterday and get on forums and talk about skill. Yeah, good job.

By "you guys" i assume you mean other STB dudes, which is fine. We take time to train our new guys and some of the newer drivers are still learning.

Come back after a match with my tank. I'm not perfect, but I like to think I'm a little better at pew pewing than a blueberry...correct me if im wrong tho, I wont be butthurt over it lol

Oh, I thought one person in a corp could affect the appearance of the whole corp.

My services are available to anyone if the ISK is right.

I would love to join Sver True Bloods or the Imperfects both seem like well run Corps to me. Its just I'm a Dad with a job and don't get a lot of time to play. Usually Saturday morning and a little time on Sundays is it now. My experience with player run corps is that is usually not enough.

I just wanted to give props to what was obviously a squad that was working well together and rolling faces hard.

PS..Hey deadpool...thanks for the awesome DCU guide

Its fine, I don't mind your confidence that's good. Just wait till you are in a match with Ted and I. You might getshotup.

I'm sure you guys can kill me with a tank but come at me any other way and you might getshotup. I can't talk too much trash, I don't even have the best gear or weapons but I'm pretty damn good for a new guy especially when it comes to my gun game.

This a new type of game for me and from what I see, the definition of skill here is a lot different than in other shooter games. I'm still learning. You can be a good tanker, that's your job, but when tankers get on forums talking all this trash about skill skill skill, I'm in the shadows like wtf? It's just all different for me.

Good job STB. and keep up the tanks ted and lurch. Lurch i will kill u one day. we gotta corp battle without my game DC. Lol

lol, I wish i knew when our corp battles were, but theres no notification thing so i only hear about them if im on. Besides, everyone is talking about zdog right now so i figure ill let him do the whole corp match thing for a while until i have a tank i can enjoy myself in, then ill step in or at least step beside him.

Bob, challenge accepted my dude. we really should squad up sometime tho...

PSN: lurchasaurus

i'm pretty sure i already added u. but i'll make sure. :D zdog psh he was not the original STB top tank dawg it was u and ted. but ted i killed so i gotta get u. i remember zdog having an armor tank before am i correct?

Lol, wait till you get Imps on the enemy team.

who are you?

STB has been here from mid EA build

yes they are good in fact there even better off them most corps in dust

DOH!!!....dont let zdog hear that lol, he's really having a good time being #1 on the leader boards. Hes getting a lot better too, so you might have to give him a nod soon. I've just been sitting back not saying anything cause I simply dont have as much sp in my tank as he does and I dont think he ever knew about me before the open beta, so id just seem like a douche being all like, "*****, dont u know who i am!? LOL. Wish i could play all day tho lol.

Yeah he runs armor.


I am the elusive unicorn Bob, catch me if u can. (lol, its getting to the point where ill have like 6 guys in a match chasing me with swarms lol, it really sucks.)

who are you?

* Packs up his comfy chair
* packs up his popcorn
* Packs up his soda

* Walks away slowly into the sunset disappointed at no Imp - STB troll war *

I could ask you the same. But I won't cause I know :D

im sure he's quite good u taught him everything. at least from the public view. maybe he taught u and he stayed under cover. :O o and tht thunderdick guy in ur corp has a nice tank he learn tht from zdog or u. Lol all u armor tanking ppl in stb. except for ted with his missiles and shields. has he given u missiles yet? i use armor tanks cause of u lurch u showed even back then armor tanks were good. Lol Now they even better. XD

Please continue to call tanks, MD, Laser, HMG players noobs, we the noobs of New Eden will be the masters of the universe soon.

One of the newer Imps that tries to be like Zitro n troll every thread he can without realizing who STB is. Its fine, hes probably a young'un and didnt know any better.

Lol I wish I could have helped the guy out but he never wants to squad with me and I think he finds me annoying cause I act like I know a thing or two about tanks and the only thing he sees is that he's "#1" and I'm nowhere near that. He is where he is on his own though, so you gotta give him that, but man I wish he would just suck it up and ask me a question every once in a while. Theres a thing or two I wish he did differently lol. In the end its his tank and its up to him whether he gives two ***** about me...No one can deny he is getting better and people are talking about him so more power to him.

I taught Ted though. I loved armor tanks first, but as a tank driver, i make sure i can use both. Its just better that way. Always put yourself in the best situation to win, cause an armor tank wont always be the best choice.

Shucks Bob, ur making me blush tee hee :)

P.S. I have missiles right now too...

can't just say tht he has 1,000 likes or so in zion. it appears it's harder to get likes in impswarm.

just my 0.02 thou.

it is good to have both i was thinking about tht. but at the same time when i can have a proto railgun and 5 damage mods. u better believe i'm going to try it.

oh, ok. dont spend much time here so the only peeps i recognize are ones i see in game, not forum warriors. If i made a mistake and misjudged metro as a blueberry instead of an old time player, i apologize.

Thanks. I meant yours. Nice to know we cost you a bit of ISk.

Cant speak for others with lesser tanks, but my premier madrugar fit is getting close to 900k


Edit: my tanks or STB tanks?

hhhwwhhhaaat???? the magnificent lurch..... losing tanks!?!?!?! nonono this cant be!

TIL: Lurch is a cool guy. Eh, lets new guys drive his tanks and doesn't afraid of anything.

TIL?

Ah thx dude, learn something new everyday!

Ah thx dude, learn something new everyday!

They were the equivalent of the imperfects before the imperfects won the tournament and attracted all the attention- except people actually liked them.

There's no doubt in my mind I would have applied, but I had loyalties to tribal band before I even started playing dust.

Lurch when we squad up we need to get ted and zdog and start pub stomping matches like the good old days. except this time i'll be on ur team. Lol saying tht i guess u could do tht without me and use thuderdick but. he wasn't there in the old builds at least not tht i remember.

No problem mang! Do you guys have a pub channel?

once upon a time........ i was reading a story....... and it told me about lurch losing his tank to another player!!!! he used lag as a coverup but the story narrator lead me through the lies!! I now know..... of the world beyond.......

What about me?

did u post something and i missed it? i u did sry bout tht.

reading this over i have come to realize tht maston vc and lurch are the only stb to like compliments. :D

Ugh...now i have to go like your posts u golddigger

Bob is a forum sl.ut

What about me?

i never challenged your memory lurch i only relayed another story that i had heard about a guy with a similar name. no more, no less ;)

how dare u. Lol

Bob, hope you get this....you me n ted will squad tomorrow. hopefully z is game too, but we dont typically squad with him cause he has his minions that roll for him so i cant say for sure.