And ive got access to the corp with one of my alts as director. Now lets the spy game begin. And damn ive had a fancy look on your rooster.

Jump Ship!!!!!

nice score of 9/8 in the corp battle dude.

appearently good enough to get in your corp.

And ive got access to the corp with one of my alts as director. Now lets the spy game begin. And damn ive had a fancy look on your rooster.

You leave the roosters out of this!

At least edit the thread to say,

Imperfects have been* infiltrated.

jumpin jalopies batman! dark found out my secret identity as the imps rooster and he undressed me with his eyes i feel so...so...so violated (goes to corner to cry)

as with anyother thread regarding the imperfects i now declare this troll fest oficially.........OPEN!!!!

And damn ive had a fancy look on your rooster.

F*&% YES! It's about time these nerds got what they deserve, fkin try hard losers always running in a 4man squad in pubs. You guys suck and I'm glad you all got stabbed in the back by one of your own.

F*&% YES! It's about time these nerds got what they deserve, fkin try hard losers always running in a 4man squad in pubs. You guys suck and I'm glad you all got stabbed in the back by one of your own.

F*&% YES! It's about time these nerds got what they deserve, fkin try hard losers always running in a 4man squad in pubs. You guys suck and I'm glad you all got stabbed in the back by one of your own.

Wanting to run in a squad with your brothers is bad?

facepalm just facepalm

he's lying if he wasnt he would have kicked out all non director members and taken all their money from the corp wallet. anybody who believes that what dark wrote (i.e. you) are clearly ********.

and as if to prove my point you called anybody who is in a corp that uses a full squad in a public match a try-hard.

just stop posting and save all of our braincells from commiting sepuku (probably misspelled)

No, but you're too much of a coward and a try hard scrub when the only time you want to play the game is with a squad so you can get easy mode wins and a High KDR. By the way don't ever question me again you IMP slime, I've seen you in game too and I shat on you for free, just so happens you weren't running in a squad, what a coincidence. No wait, scratch you're not even on the main totem pole, you're just another groupie pubic hair on the Imperfects balls.

It says Limperfects...

No, but you're too much of a coward and a try hard scrub when the only time you want to play the game is with a squad so you can get easy mode wins and a High KDR. By the way don't ever question me again you IMP slime, I've seen you in game too and I shat on you for free, just so happens you weren't running in a squad, what a coincidence. No wait, scratch you're not even on the main totem pole, you're just another groupie pubic hair on the Imperfects balls.

No, but you're too much of a coward and a try hard scrub when the only time you want to play the game is with a squad so you can get easy mode wins and a High KDR. By the way don't ever question me again you IMP slime, I've seen you in game too and I shat on you for free, just so happens you weren't running in a squad, what a coincidence. No wait, scratch you're not even on the main totem pole, you're just another groupie pubic hair on the Imperfects balls.

Troll meter: -GêP/10

C'mon man! I thought you were better than this.

You must have something on your eyes. It clearly says "Imperfects" below my name.

No, but you're too much of a coward

its funny because he just keeps on posting even after everyone who has read this thread is laughing at him

star you should just quit while your behind because you clearly dont have the brainpower necessary to understand the concept of a team oriented shooter.

just wait till we can field full teams of guys you get it easy right now because ccp cares about your "widdle feewings" if you want to get anywhere in new eden here's some advice

HTFU and grow a pair.

lolz i just realized that it says limperfects

wow dark spending 1.5 mil isk just for a troll i applaud your dedication

you get a like

edit: gave it to the one above this one

That is exactly my play style. Still reporting you to the hurt feelings police.

Bew bew,

Hurt feelings police here, prepare for strip search then state the nature of the emergency.

Concord Ranking: Rainbow Badge
Class: Sexy

No, but you're too much of a coward and a try hard scrub when the only time you want to play the game is with a squad so you can get easy mode wins and a High KDR. By the way don't ever question me again you IMP slime, I've seen you in game too and I shat on you for free, just so happens you weren't running in a squad, what a coincidence. No wait, scratch that, you're not even on the main totem pole, you're just another groupie pubic hair on the Imperfects balls.

In that order?

You must have something on your eyes. It clearly says "Imperfects" below my name.

It'll help me on my decision if I want to help you or move on to the next butt hurt felon

Well... If you insist. No one can say I'm uncooperative. ;)

Top 10 things a non-factor scrub would say

10: Stupid game mechanics, where my dolphin shot

9: Freaking loser get a job and get out of your mothers basement

8: Random homosexual slur

7: Lagswitcher

6: Modded controller

5: Must be nice spending your daddy's money for P2W

4: We don't fight those whom we deem ungentlemanly

3: Numbers will be your downfall it will NEVER last

2: We are training and buying our time just wait and see

and the Number one thing non-factor scrub will say to a player is......


1. You're a tryhard bro come at me 1v1 my gun game be too strong yo. That's why you beat me you had help EVERYTIME


Now buy a book...The book.

Oh and consider yourself Slimed nickelodeon style


Edit- things that almost made the cut...

Your're an armor hacker

Aimbots

KB/M

and the Number one thing non-factor scrub will say to a player is......


1. You're a tryhard bro come at me 1v1 my gun game be too strong yo. That's why you beat me you had help EVERYTIME

Don't threaten me with a good time finding a space port

Who are you? Get off my nutz bro.

I concede, good sir.
*unbuckles belt*

its as if you dont understand how to read.

seriously you cant even spell four letter words and when somebody tries to enlighten you to your complete and utter lack of registry on a mental scale you resort to your neanderthalic retorts which only causes an effect of further proving said enlighteners point


and to answer your question i am THEschizogenious because there isn't another like me and i earned my 3.5 k/d through skill using nothing but a raven suit and a gek and i will be more than happy to 1v1 you in similar gear and show you how a thinking man wins his showdowns. hell you can bring adv level armor and see what good it does you but i assure you that all you will be doing is costing yourself more isk while i decorate the planet with your corpse.

so how about you "hop off" my richard (i wonder if you get the innuendo) and put your money where your mouth is becaus eclearly instead of getting butthurt because theres a corp out there with a brain who dont go cod lonewolfing every two seconds and stick together and instead when you see said corp do what i do get out your shiny toys and alert you squad (if theres anyone who're as braindead as you) that this match is going to be a challenge and relish such a rare accurance as a challenge that this game affords.

i hope that my post didnt hurt your head i know that words can be taxing on the mentally strained.

its as if you dont understand how to read.

seriously you cant even spell four letter words and when somebody tries to enlighten you to your complete and utter lack of registry on a mental scale you resort to your neanderthalic retorts which only causes an effect of further proving said enlighteners point


and to answer your question i am THEschizogenious because there isn't another like me and i earned my 3.5 k/d through skill using nothing but a raven suit and a gek and i will be more than happy to 1v1 you in similar gear and show you how a thinking man wins his showdowns. hell you can bring adv level armor and see what good it does you but i assure you that all you will be doing is costing yourself more isk while i decorate the planet with your corpse.

so how about you "hop off" my richard (i wonder if you get the innuendo) and put your money where your mouth is becaus eclearly instead of getting butthurt because theres a corp out there with a brain who dont go cod lonewolfing every two seconds and stick together and instead when you see said corp do what i do get out your shiny toys and alert you squad (if theres anyone who're as braindead as you) that this match is going to be a challenge and relish such a rare accurance as a challenge that this game affords.

i hope that my post didnt hurt your head i know that words can be taxing on the mentally strained.

Get em tiger.

Honestly the only time I have issues, is when guys like theschizogenious work as a team and plan ahead.

To many dumb people running around or right at my laser to even make me put effort into a match.

Honestly if this keeps up I'm going to end up sucking when people figure this out, then have to work on re-skill building.

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uh huh, weak, stopped reading after the first paragraph. Tried too hard to sound intelligent and insulting. I thought I told you already? Get off my nuts bro.

you give me way to much credit that match where i got you 3 times litterally went like this when we got near you

"hey its that laser guy up next to C again!"

"alright lets go get him"

(everybody proceeds to run at him firing like crazy and make themselves pretty damn obvious)

(i come up on side and get the kill)

everyone else: "howd you get up there so fast?"

me: i used the road

then i facepalm and they quietly get on with the match

Imperfects u no fite strong! I fite strong and am fite u 4 tital of best fiter evar! I haxxed ur base and roll u so hard u feel pain lik on that utube vid wear littel kid get slaped and hurt so bad u r so cry.

hhAAHAHahahaGaahahasdaAAHAAA!

I am fite strong u see!

So after we pub stomped SI today, dark cloud leaves SI and starts a corp dedicated to us. Thats so cute. Flattering really.

I don't know, I talk to our directors regularly and none of them sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger with a lisp.

Altho Adksi's close...

Not really tomorrow im back in SI. Just made it for trolling reasons and to see if people actually payd attention. And only those who are smarter then a headless chicken didnt fall for it. And pub stomped? loosing 2 tanks against me isnt really a pubstomp.

I don't know, I talk to our directors regularly Dark Scrub and none of them sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger with a lisp.

Altho Adksi's close...

Whoa.

Russkie on deck.

Sounds like a AAA pep rally....when we were "going to take period basis"

lol another guy fell for it. Well done sir you are that kind of people who are ignorant enough to fall for it.

And ive got access to the corp with one of my alts as director. Now lets the spy game begin. And damn ive had a fancy look on your rooster.

Jump Ship!!!!!

Working good so far dont you agree?

And a Iimperfect...

This thread contains too much apple fanboy

Dark I am disappointed limperfect? Why not lmperfects....instead of an "i" put an "l" you poor Europeans.

F*&% YES! It's about time these nerds got what they deserve, fkin try hard losers always running in a 4man squad in pubs. You guys suck and I'm glad you all got stabbed in the back by one of your own.