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EVEry DUSTOID
United Planetary Soldiers
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Posted - 2013.02.09 23:55:00 -
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In short:
I'm looking for a competitive corp that is keen on Intergalactic planetary Takeover, a Dustoid like myself is built for futuristic warfare that extend far beyond the year 3000. I am highborn and the offspring of The Caldri king PDIGGY and The Galante Goddess Xtc-Reflex. I posses a suit fit for only a God, for like my good mortal friend tony stark only I can bring about the true power of the suit. The suit itself posses the rare ability to kill, it comes fully equipped for war and also brandishes two large *********, that of which no mortal soldier can match.
My existence may be only temporary to the Universe we call EVE but the mark I leave will be forever. |
EVEry DUSTOID
United Planetary Soldiers
74
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Posted - 2013.02.10 00:10:00 -
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Elijah Sol' Dzusaki wrote:Join Us on the Corp recruitment Sub-section
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unless, my eye's have yet again deceived me, I cannot locate your base for recruitment.
Elijah sir, you and your corporation believe in war or are you some sort of peace keeper? for I cannot recognize the name you posses nor have thyself seen your people engage in intergalactic war by enlisting in these life or death missions we call corp matches?
Respond with dire urgency. |
EVEry DUSTOID
United Planetary Soldiers
74
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Posted - 2013.02.10 00:14:00 -
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xprotoman23 wrote:EVEry DUSTOID wrote:In short:
I'm looking for a competitive corp that is keen on Intergalactic planetary Takeover, a Dustoid like myself is built for futuristic warfare that extend far beyond the year 3000. I am highborn and the offspring of The Caldri king PDIGGY and The Galante Goddess Xtc-Reflex. I posses a suit fit for only a God, for like my good mortal friend tony stark only I can bring about the true power of the suit. The suit itself posses the rare ability to kill, it comes fully equipped for war and also brandishes two large *********, that of which no mortal soldier can match.
My existence may be only temporary to the Universe we call EVE but the mark I leave will be forever. Your supposed to go triple 50 with me and reflex
For my father, he sends word to me that "you are always grouped up with noobs"
Does he speak with truth? |
EVEry DUSTOID
United Planetary Soldiers
74
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Posted - 2013.02.10 00:34:00 -
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Wicked Glory wrote:My sources tell me that you're impressive for a female gamer. Can you confirm or deny this statement?
It's seem you have been stricken by the lord of deception, your eye's lie to you, you now see men as women and women as men and transgender's as perfection.
For their is only one cure for this, you must seek out my father PDIGGY have him bestow meat goggles upon your eyelids, inform him of your wish to be cured during this time, if he sense's your dropsuit is erect during this process, it may be to late for you.
Please do as I have informed you, you are short on time but not hope. |
EVEry DUSTOID
United Planetary Soldiers
74
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Posted - 2013.02.10 00:36:00 -
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xprotoman23 wrote:email me in game
I will seek you out when I return to the galaxy, father tells me of a story of 3 warriors from a far away land called MAG, who's power's together were much greater then even the gods. |
EVEry DUSTOID
United Planetary Soldiers
74
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Posted - 2013.02.10 00:54:00 -
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Ydubbs81 RND wrote:Wait...Re-flex is a female?
During the time of my creation, yes. Sources from beyond the galaxy have informed me of other possibilities regarding reflex's gender since our last encounter, perhaps the truth lies within the pupils of wicked glory, for he may know the true gender of our one time Gallante Princess.
Ydubbys may I ask you and your people from RND to seek out wicked glory, bring him this picture of Reflex in which the one time princess appears to be in makeup with a gown but possessing a mustache as well. Note his responses and return to me.
But please be leery of wicked glory, for dont not approach him face forward, at this time he is under a curse. Lead with your backside so he knows you come in peace. Also arm yourself with glitter and rhinestones incase the curse gets the best of him during your time.
GO NOW! |
EVEry DUSTOID
United Planetary Soldiers
74
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Posted - 2013.02.10 01:06:00 -
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Victor, I intend to rule the Galaxy of EVE, with an iron fist. I shall crush those who oppose me or attempt to blockade my path to the throne of the galaxy.
For it is on this night, that I lay claim to the throne. All opposers speak now! for it is you who shall pay the ultimate price.
In this time I ask the imperfects to release the one time goddess of Galante or aborb my suit and all my powers.
I would also like to inform the Galaxy of PFBBHZ crime against the galaxy in which their new king, Night Eagle has been born of incest between Gizmo and James.
Please Victor, Send a shooting star to all 9 planets within the galaxy informing them of this discovery. |
EVEry DUSTOID
United Planetary Soldiers
74
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Posted - 2013.02.10 01:42:00 -
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Magnus Victor Ardishapur wrote:EVEry DUSTOID wrote:Victor, I intend to rule the Galaxy of EVE, with an iron fist. I shall crush those who oppose me or attempt to blockade my path to the throne of the galaxy.
For it is on this night, that I lay claim to the throne. All opposers speak now! for it is you who shall pay the ultimate price.
In this time I ask the imperfects to release the one time goddess of Galante or aborb my suit and all my powers.
I would also like to inform the Galaxy of PFBBHZ crime against the galaxy in which their new king, Night Eagle has been born of incest between Gizmo and James.
Please Victor, Send a shooting star to all 9 planets within the galaxy informing them of this discovery. I again ask what is your True Name? I will not ask again. My power alone would not would not stop you, nor would my forces combined stop you. However you being so young, have forgotten that their are people in this galaxy who rival your power; if not, SURPASS it! For you have forget that you're not the only one with PDIGGY's blood. for ReGnUM DEI offspring of The Caldri king PDIGGY and Amarrian Princess Protomanx23, has already claimed this galaxy his. If not for the combined forces of CONCORD and the MINMATAR to subdue him. ReGnUM would still be supreme, and begin the RECLAMATION of Amarr. When are Champion regains his freedom, your grip on the throne will tremble in fear. Victor Amarr!
If I have to slay my own blood, to get what is rightfully mine, then so be it. Let it be known, ReGnUM is weak to the explosive powers in which I posses. With one remote, I could banish him from this universe and send him into the Realm of darkness.
And my true identify lays far beyond this galaxy, on the planet Zipper, buried inside the tombstone of socomag. For when it rise's again, so too will I.
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