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DustersBlog
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.02.09 17:24:00 -
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One of my fellow bloggers can be quoted as saying:
DustMercsBlog wrote:for the last time. we dont pick sides. goons, imps, bunnies, osg, pro- its all the same to us. we just want to print the juicy stuff and tell the stories for dust 514. if you'd like our blog to detail the exploits of your corp feel free to send them to us at [email protected]. we love pics & video. If you already have a story about how it all went down? swell. if not? we can write one for you. pay no attention to the tiny epeen forum warriors that think theyre better than everyone else. they will say one thing here and turn right around and be a source for us to get face time. how else would we have gotten the pics from the latest IMP & PFB battle before it was posted here? http://t.co/xHvr8Hjc
First off, we do pick sides. I don't know where this guy was for the past couple months but we're pro ROFL, and you guys are not "all the same to us". Anything ROFL related and the corps we're against, WE'RE ALL OVER THAT! Every now and we post an article highlighting one of our zerg corps, you know, stroke the Epeen a little bit. Make them sound better than what they are because hey, freedom of the press. I can make a turd all polished up on the internet.
Also feel free to send in your pictures and videos, so we can track your IP address and phish any information we can. Make sure when you're sending stuff you use an absolute useless email too by the way.
Send us your story, and if we don't like the information you provided we'll simply write one for you... by making stuff up. Don't worry, we don't even have to provide sources or anything, because chances are we're being biased towards a corp not in ROFL.
And that whole video being "leaked" thing, c'mon guys! You know we simply asked for the video and posted it. We didn't mean to offend anyone, but tough luck. It's a video of ROFL beating IMP, you really think we wouldn't post it up?!
I can't say who in PFBHz gave me the video, but it wouldn't matter anyway. Personally I just want to see corps fight each other and say "GG" in the end. But as a writer, that's boring. I like making stuff up as I go along, and with that I'll move along to my first:
Exclusive NEWS
They want you to think it was just a simple 3 million ISK contract, well I have it on good sources that it was more like 60 million. Ouch. That must have hurt someone's corp wallet in DUST. Is this the biggest robbery to date? I know it its!
Stay tuned for future blogs right here! |
Elijah Sol' Dzusaki
Onward Defrosted Tuna Team
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Posted - 2013.02.09 17:25:00 -
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*yawn* |
DustersBlog
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.02.09 17:26:00 -
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Elijah Sol' Dzusaki wrote:*yawn*
this is why Dusters exist sir. Making people yawn is what we do best. Thank you for your time. |
SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
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Posted - 2013.02.09 17:30:00 -
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DustersBlog wrote:Elijah Sol' Dzusaki wrote:*yawn* this is why Dusters exist sir. Making people yawn is what we do best. Thank you for your time.
You're doing an excellent job! Keep it up!  |
DustersBlog
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.02.09 17:31:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:DustersBlog wrote:Elijah Sol' Dzusaki wrote:*yawn* this is why Dusters exist sir. Making people yawn is what we do best. Thank you for your time. You're doing an excellent job! Keep it up!
thank you fine sir. |
Yay Adski
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.02.09 17:35:00 -
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ok.... |
Veritas Vitae
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.02.09 18:40:00 -
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Imp's loss to PFBHz was a net 50mil contract if I remember correctly, the biggest contract by far to date of the match. The one last night where Imp won on Skim Junction was a net 4mil contract that I got pulled into basically as soon as I logged in. It's sad when Imps and PFBHz have to set up corp matches with each other because nobody else will take a contract from either corp, so we have to against each other or hunt contracts and hope people show up. |
IRuby Heart
DIOS EX.
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Posted - 2013.02.09 18:40:00 -
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God, why did I even take the time to read this, that's 30 seconds I'll never get back. |
DustersBlog
Doomheim
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Posted - 2013.02.09 18:45:00 -
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Veritas Vitae wrote:Imp's loss to PFBHz was a net 50mil contract if I remember correctly, the biggest contract by far to date of the match. The one last night where Imp won on Skim Junction was a net 4mil contract that I got pulled into basically as soon as I logged in. It's sad when Imps and PFBHz have to set up corp matches with each other because nobody else will take a contract from either corp, so we have to against each other or hunt contracts and hope people show up.
nah my source says it was 60 million ISK last night. Dusters don't lie brah. |
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