Imperfects decimate PFBHz in corp battle.

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Taste went 1/1? I wouldn't believe it if you didn't have pics.

Corp matches aren't pubs everybody has a role to fulfill and Taste certainly performed his well.

meat shield, right?

meat shield, right?

Well since you will never be in a good corp match let me teach you something. Heavy=godly defenders he was protecting our MCC

Well since you will never be in a good corp match let me teach you something. Heavy=godly defenders he was protecting our MCC

against what? the other MCC?

Also, have you found a job yet?

every push we made on the MCC was repelled by Taste

I could easily turn that around to make you sound gay, but I'm just not going to bother. If I did, you would just make it something that insults my parents, because that is just how predictable this fight really is.

because calling someone gay is such a better insult than insulting their parents?

I could easily turn that around to make you sound gay, but I'm just not going to bother. If I did, you would just make it something that insults my parents, because that is just how predictable this fight really is.

it's 2013 calling somebody gay isn't really much of an insult

Oh damn, another Corp robbery. Lots of corps have been getting robbed recently.

Oh damn, another Corp robbery. Lots of corps have been getting robbed recently.

it's 2013 calling somebody gay isn't really much of an insult

loldusters...

I'm waiting on the "article"... but let's be real, that's not gonna happen

So who are you an alt of?

Obviously protoman's

I thinks it's gizmos man boobs

Does Hellstorm want to battle? or will you guys just stick to losing pub matches all the time?

don't encourage him

hey don't worry about it. I'll make up some sh!t to make ROFL look good...no worries guys! I GOT THIS!

I'll say half the PFBHz couldn't spawn in, and the other half were drunk...

Or I'll just let this settle down and not post any of ROFL losses...don't want people to think we actually lose battles!

hey don't worry about it. I'll make up some sh!t to make ROFL look good...no worries guys! I GOT THIS!

I'll say half the PFBHz couldn't spawn in, and the other half were drunk...

Or I'll just let this settle down and not post any of ROFL losses...don't want people to think we actually lose battles!

If they couldn't spawn in how did I get kills? I win again ROFL 0 Zitro 2

Does Hellstorm want to battle? or will you guys just stick to losing pub matches all the time?

and you didn't answer the question

i'm seriously just trying to get a hellstorm battle

it's 2013 calling somebody gay isn't really much of an insult

Yeah, your better off calling somebody straight if you want to insult them in today's society.

As for the topic, dang

Although one wonders if the match was deliberately thrown to make the imps seem even more untouchable. PFBHz are a popular choice among the community as a very formidable corp, yet somehow the imps completely steamroll them like it was nothing?

A bit dubious IMO.

Omg get the tin foil hats ready for this kid

i'm seriously just trying to get a hellstorm battle

Hey it seemed like a clever thing to do, but maybe I give you guys too much credit for the psychology aspect of your tactics outside the game

His psyche is that of a rabies infested chipmunk.

Imperfects decimate PFBHz in corp battle.

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Yeah, your better off calling somebody straight if you want to insult them in today's society.

As for the topic, dang

Although one wonders if the match was deliberately thrown to make the imps seem even more untouchable. PFBHz are a popular choice among the community as a very formidable corp, yet somehow the imps completely steamroll them like it was nothing?

A bit dubious IMO.

i'm seriously just trying to get a hellstorm battle

... with ADHD

Now we know why hellstorm doesn't do corp battles, they are to busy having a circle jerk

Now we know why hellstorm doesn't do corp battles, they are to busy having a circle jerk

I've been trying that for months they just wont play us....

Might have something to do with this tho
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=413253#post413253

Looks like the IMPs brought out the A team.

C'mon guys!?! Where is the leaked video from PFBH this time. Don't be shy.

I'm disappointed you think we did that :( Someone unwittingly posted it on here, was hardly leaked. Half didn't want it posted anywhere, even privately

If only I got SP for time spent on the forums, I would be so OP!

if only we had an option to spectate these battles.

Wish I was there.

You were there in spirt and a passenger in my tank too

Skill trumps sp just ask zdowgs

Skill isn't something you pick up just by watching, you get it when you read my book so buy it now!

Hmm.. so why is it that your book is an exact copy of mine.. its okay your not the only fan who plagiarizes

I'm disappointed you think we did that :( Someone unwittingly posted it on here, was hardly leaked. Half didn't want it posted anywhere, even privately

Please kiddo don't make me put you in a corner and give you a time out! My stats crush any hope of you getting good

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

More like RETURN OF THE JEDIS

Beers! I AM YOUR FATHER!

Beers! I AM YOUR FATHER!

No, I am your father.

More like THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

So PFBHZ was bane? To bad I'm An AVENGER! Hulk smash

To bad The Justice League called! They told me to tell you that you guys are bunch of super lame ohhhss. The real super heros are here.

Ok superman you know you are wearing underwear on the outside of your pants? STFU you nerd

................ Um.......... I'm trying to think of comeback.........yeah......... Good one.

I will come back later when I get some new material.

I'm disappointed you think we did that :( Someone unwittingly posted it on here, was hardly leaked. Half didn't want it posted anywhere, even privately

F%#k IMP, just a bunch of no life camping bitches. I'd dominate too if I wasn't so busy making money and getting girls and ohhh I don't know living life like a normal person instead of sitting in my mother's basement playing Dust all day and spending my weekly allowance on AUR.

One day I'll get you Motherfukers.

Just so you know this thread would normally be considered a breach of our no public comments on corp battles policy. However, in light of the previous corp battle video being posted publicly by PFBhz this was inevitable. Now we move on.

I believe it was omni who made the original thread, (So he broke your original breach of no public comments on corp battles policy) Vid was posted on the ROFL site as an AAR and it was leaked from there, (thinking dusters has a spy in our midst) Anyways good game see you in the next one

I believe it was omni who made the original thread, (So he broke your original breach of no public comments on corp battles policy) Vid was posted on the ROFL site as an AAR and it was leaked from there, (thinking dusters has a spy in our midst) Anyways good game see you in the next one

I believe it was omni who made the original thread, (So he broke your original breach of no public comments on corp battles policy) Vid was posted on the ROFL site as an AAR and it was leaked from there, (thinking dusters has a spy in our midst) Anyways good game see you in the next one

I believe it was omni who made the original thread, (So he broke your original breach of no public comments on corp battles policy) Vid was posted on the ROFL site as an AAR and it was leaked from there, (thinking dusters has a spy in our midst) Anyways good game see you in the next one

Actually no I didn't. We were just congratulating on your guys win. We never post results.

Wonder why the vid was never taken down after the fact if you guys didn't want it public?

At least we didn't make a thousand excuses.

Sure..... and I'm Bill Gates!

Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this out.

How does an unlisted private video become public? Especially when it's done by one corp and was known 3 hourrs after it was uploaded.

C'mon man! Who do you think you trying to kid?

wut, someone posted it on these forums because they didn't get the private video memo lol it was hardly "leaked to dusters"

meh, still respect Imperfects as the top corp, this other petty bs is just petty bs that shouldn't even happen in the first place

i wonder if this Imperfects Fan is going to start us our very own Fan Club?
whats a Fan without a Fan Club?!

I wonder if CCP would let us sell our own T-Shirts and Hats.

Wonder if they will let me sells book

Wonder if they will let me sells book

obviously the most menacing meat shield ever.

Taste went 1/1? I wouldn't believe it if you didn't have pics.

Hav'ta be good enough to get to the best.

Ain't nobody taken my letter !

Hav'ta be good enough to get to the best.

Ain't nobody taken my letter !

F%#k IMP, just a bunch of no life camping bitches. I'd dominate too if I wasn't so busy making money and getting girls and ohhh I don't know living life like a normal person instead of sitting in my mother's basement playing Dust all day and spending my weekly allowance on AUR. Tired of these losers getting so much attention and undeserved wins.

One day I'll get you Motherfukers.

Letting you guys know from now... I've decided to make another of what people refer to as "article" when in reality it's just poorly put together gibberish.

I won't be posting it on our phishing site (don't want yo info stolen!), I'll post it here for all to read. And don't worry, the quality will be the same. I can't put a crappy font on though, or ugly colors, but I'll do my best with what I've got.

I have my topic picked out already, but feel free to make suggestions on what the voice of New Eden should talk about.

this is so cute. pretty sure imitation is still the purest form of flattery. that makes u the little girl who hates hard on our shoes and then sneaks off to buy 3 pairs 4 herself. parody accts? we've officially arrived! we'd like to thank all the little people who made it all possible. thank you, for advertising us more than we ever could. but know this; the the same people that cry loudest on the forums about our blog will turn right around and feed us news as sources. how crazy is that? we even have their email accounts as proof [u guys really should be more careful] luckily we dont reveal our sources.

for the last time. we dont pick sides. goons, imps, bunnies, osg, pro- its all the same to us. we just want to print the juicy stuff and tell the stories for dust 514. if you'd like our blog to detail the exploits of your corp feel free to send them to us at [email protected]. we love pics & video. If you already have a story about how it all went down? swell. if not? we can write one for you. pay no attention to the tiny epeen forum warriors that think theyre better than everyone else. they will say one thing here and turn right around and be a source for us to get face time. how else would we have gotten the pics from the latest IMP & PFB battle before it was posted here?

http://t.co/xHvr8Hjc

this is so cute. pretty sure imitation is still the purest form of flattery. that makes u the little girl who hates hard on our shoes and then sneaks off to buy 3 pairs 4 herself. parody accts? we've officially arrived! we'd like to thank all the little people who made it all possible. thank you, for advertising us more than we ever could. but know this; the same people that cry loudest on the forums about our blog will turn right around and feed us news as sources. how crazy is that? we even have their email accounts as proof [u guys really should be more careful] luckily we dont reveal our sources.

for the last time. we dont pick sides. goons, imps, bunnies, osg, pro- its all the same to us. we just want to print the juicy stuff and tell the stories for dust 514. if you'd like our blog to detail the exploits of your corp feel free to send them to us at [email protected]. we love pics & video. If you already have a story about how it all went down? swell. if not? we can write one for you. pay no attention to the tiny epeen forum warriors that think theyre better than everyone else. they will say one thing here and turn right around and be a source for us to get face time. how else would we have gotten the pics from the latest IMP & PFB battle before it was posted here?

http://t.co/xHvr8Hjc

this is so cute. pretty sure imitation is still the purest form of flattery. that makes u the little girl who hates hard on our shoes and then sneaks off to buy 3 pairs 4 herself. parody accts? we've officially arrived! we'd like to thank all the little people who made it all possible. thank you, for advertising us more than we ever could. but know this; the same people that cry loudest on the forums about our blog will turn right around and feed us news as sources. how crazy is that? we even have their email accounts as proof [u guys really should be more careful] luckily we dont reveal our sources.

for the last time. we dont pick sides. goons, imps, bunnies, osg, pro- its all the same to us. we just want to print the juicy stuff and tell the stories for dust 514. if you'd like our blog to detail the exploits of your corp feel free to send them to us at [email protected]. we love pics & video. If you already have a story about how it all went down? swell. if not? we can write one for you. pay no attention to the tiny epeen forum warriors that think theyre better than everyone else. they will say one thing here and turn right around and be a source for us to get face time. how else would we have gotten the pics from the latest IMP & PFB battle before it was posted here?

http://t.co/xHvr8Hjc

Imperfects decimate PFBHz in corp battle.

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How come you can't see both teams on the same screenshot. Also, how come both screenshots are on the same side of the screen lol

How come you can't see both teams on the same screenshot. Also, how come both screenshots are on the same side of the screen lol

every push we made on the MCC was repelled by Taste

i wonder if this Imperfects Fan is going to start us our very own Fan Club?
whats a Fan without a Fan Club?!

Hopefully this leads to more battles in the future? I would love for the competition to be bulstered by this stuff and not just a hahaha see we can beat you too! Sorry if I am being critical of my corpmates but it comes off as slightly childish

Sorry if I am being critical of my corpmates but it comes off as slightly childish

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