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Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:52:00 -
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Vermaak Doe wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:*Vermaak gets tackled by a Concord Air Marshall* *wrestles concord* HA, got your neck *1080-¦ twist* -_- Looks like we forgot to bring the updated Concord. I forgot the old ones can be tanked. *pinned by CONCORD* HELP KUVAKEI!
*headshots one so doe can stab the other* you're welcome twin |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:04:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:This is your flight attendant Frodaris speaking, please note that all known 'trolls' are to remain in their section that is located directly under all of the other sections of the vessel. If trolls are found attempting to bother the other passengers outside of their designated area, they are to be ignored until they grow bored and return to their seats.
Also note that our trip to Tranquility will involve not just directly entering the galaxy, but also making the voyage to High-Sec space, which is currently the safest part of New Eden. Sadly though, we will have to enter TQ via a designated warp point at one of the Null-Sec systems. Fret not however, for we are being escorted by a fleet of the strongest ships that Concord can provide, so you may rest easy on that fact.
A reminder to all passengers: if you look out your windows at any point during the flight and notice a moving structure that is so massive that it could pass off as a space station, that is either a Titan-Class spaceship or a Sansha Mothership. If you see either one (or both), commence praying that you have a spare clone somewhere in our destination.
Thank you and have a safe flight! o/
Unfortunately the talos suicide gank leads us to have to make a pit stop in feythabolis  (inside joke) |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:06:00 -
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Wake up Doe, we've more work to *shoots Ner'Zul in the liver* we can take these Concord fools |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:13:00 -
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Enkidu Camuel wrote:Why... darn! I can't open this bag of peanuts, someone has Nova Knifes here?
I do, but they were hidden on my person   |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:25:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Wake up Doe, we've more work to *shoots Ner'Zul in the liver* we can take these Concord fools Do I have to explain again? Oh, a'right, you were in the bathroom when I showed my rep modules. Come back to sleep *takes his previous helmet and bashes Kuvake with it, driving him unconscious as well* Seems like we're clear, mates! Now, if someone would kindly help me drag 'em kids into the cargo bay... Enkidu Camuel wrote:Why... darn! I can't open this bag of peanuts, someone has Nova Knifes here? *grabs the Nova Knife that previously stuck out of Vermaak Doe's chest and tosses it safely over to Enkidu* Here you go, man. Enjoy your peanuts!
You do realize I Svered your spine with said Nova knives right? |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:51:00 -
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Zan'aar Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* Heeey, did that guy just...? Officer, we have a problem! Over there, in front of the Proto section!
*knocks you out and ties you to the toilet in the blue dot restroom |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:54:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* *Stops passport check on BetterHideGood* *Sprints to cabin door* STOP THESE SHENANIGANS! OPEN UP!
Over your shredded body! *Stacks up to wall with a shot gun * |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:56:00 -
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@Nexhawk *Shoves your face into the toilet and proceeds to urinate* |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:04:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* *Stops passport check on BetterHideGood* *Sprints to cabin door* STOP THESE SHENANIGANS! OPEN UP! Over your shredded body! *Stacks up to wall with a shot gun *
I would like to say I warned you. But I never warn them.
*Opens neocom, L1*
Kira Lannister (Remote Explosive) Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
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Didn't even dent my shields, your neocom must be glitched *blows your head off with the shotgun* |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:09:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:"Gets revived and calls the fleet"
FC, this Flight Attendant Frodaris of the CCP Dust Bunny, two of our passengers have caused havoc, and one of them blew himself up as well! I am guessing that they had a plan or something like -
FC: They did have plan, as we are engaging a thanatos with a fleet at its back!
We're both still alive, and concord can't help you in feythabolis (null sec) |
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Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:31:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:We shall see.
"Knocks him out cold again, only with his fist this time"
That is how you shut someone up, now is the FC talking to us now, because we need an ETA on that jump and we don't need more enemy fleets on our asses!
* snaps your neck then rips your head off* now who'll have the final laugh? *wakes up Doe" |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.02.11 22:41:00 -
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Polish Hammer wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Belzeebub Santana wrote:Who wants to join me in the lavatory and join the 1mil mile hi club  We are all clones here, so it ain't g@y  (Walks by with an exotic dancer) dude you're sick, now if you'll excuse me we'll need the restroom for 30 seconds Fixed that for you
Projecting inadequacies, you win at doing so. |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.02.12 04:37:00 -
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DINGLEBERRIES EVERYWHERE |
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