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Fenix Alexarr
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Posted - 2013.01.02 08:01:00 -
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I got to play quite a bit over the new year holiday. I tried to keep track of the things that made me want to go homicidal. Feel free to vent here if you encountered any problems that would cause similar symptoms.
1) In the middle of hacking a point, the timer will reset when it is two bars away from finishing the hack. It's almost like my buttons are broken. 2) While sniping, my bumper buttons appear to just short out at random instances (this is a problem with the charge sniper rifle, I know it's bad and I should feel bad for using it - moving on) 3) While charging a forge gun to shoot tank camping on top of a mountain, the targeting retical turns red, I release the trigger to fire at said tank, and it crashes into the side of the mountain with about half of the tank hanging over the edge. 4) There's a tank on a mountain with a clear overview of the entire battle field inaccessible to any of the people on my team. Any attempts to reach it causes a redline death. All attempts to hit it with a forge gun or similar prove unsuccessful (see item 3). 5) Spawning in Ambush only to be forcibly introduced to a mass driver/HMG/SMG/Assault Rifle. Really, anything at all is pretty much insta death for me. 6) Spray an enemy that is moving too fast to be zoomed in (i.e. his accuracy is just as **** as yours) and he hits you with every shot that leaves his gun (created by Zeus himself) killing you while keeping all of his armor. 7) Scouts with shotguns. (enough said) 8) Play for a few days straight, but get almost the same SP for every fight (There's probably a reset that I'm unaware of, but this thread isn't about rational complaints necessarily).
Yes, this is my wall of tears! If you are hear to eat tears or tell me how bad I am at the game, you'll need to wait in line while I beat myself senseless with a lead pipe. I'll be buying a new controller tomorrow to hopefully rule out hardware malfunction. As for my ability to drag the team down with horrifying losses, it is not my intention to feed the other team clone kills. I'm still trying to get my bearings with these damn thumb sticks. I might even just try hooking up my mouse and keyboard to see if I could suck any harder. |
Fenix Alexarr
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Posted - 2013.01.02 08:07:00 -
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aden slayer wrote:Butthurt. Butthurt everywhere.
GET IN LINE - I'm not going to stop beating my skull in until I'm unconscious! |
Fenix Alexarr
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Posted - 2013.01.02 08:14:00 -
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aden slayer wrote:Fenix Alexarr wrote:aden slayer wrote:Butthurt. Butthurt everywhere. GET IN LINE - I'm not going to stop beating my skull in until I'm unconscious! I'm calling an ambulance.
You should definitely make it a whambulance. |
Fenix Alexarr
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Posted - 2013.01.02 18:48:00 -
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ugg reset wrote:Fenix Alexarr wrote:I got to play quite a bit over the new year holiday. I tried to keep track of the things that made me want to go homicidal. Feel free to vent here if you encountered any problems that would cause similar symptoms.
1) In the middle of hacking a point, the timer will reset when it is two bars away from finishing the hack. It's almost like my buttons are broken. 2) While sniping, my bumper buttons appear to just short out at random instances (this is a problem with the charge sniper rifle, I know it's bad and I should feel bad for using it - moving on) 3) While charging a forge gun to shoot tank camping on top of a mountain, the targeting retical turns red, I release the trigger to fire at said tank, and it crashes into the side of the mountain with about half of the tank hanging over the edge. 4) There's a tank on a mountain with a clear overview of the entire battle field inaccessible to any of the people on my team. Any attempts to reach it causes a redline death. All attempts to hit it with a forge gun or similar prove unsuccessful (see item 3). 5) Spawning in Ambush only to be forcibly introduced to a mass driver/HMG/SMG/Assault Rifle. Really, anything at all is pretty much insta death for me. 6) Spray an enemy that is moving too fast to be zoomed in (i.e. his accuracy is just as **** as yours) and he hits you with every shot that leaves his gun (created by Zeus himself) killing you while keeping all of his armor. 7) Scouts with shotguns. (enough said) 8) Play for a few days straight, but get almost the same SP for every fight (There's probably a reset that I'm unaware of, but this thread isn't about rational complaints necessarily).
Yes, this is my wall of tears! If you are hear to eat tears or tell me how bad I am at the game, you'll need to wait in line while I beat myself senseless with a lead pipe. I'll be buying a new controller tomorrow to hopefully rule out hardware malfunction. As for my ability to drag the team down with horrifying losses, it is not my intention to feed the other team clone kills. I'm still trying to get my bearings with these damn thumb sticks. I might even just try hooking up my mouse and keyboard to see if I could suck any harder. 1-3) I had all these problems in Codex but now they're gone on my end. shame to see it's still an issue. 4) I lost you at Tank was hiding from infantry In the red Zone. Pre nerfedGäó tanks. nuff said 5)Yo Dog! we herd you Liked Ambush so we set you up to get ambushed in an Ambush. CCP Logic. 6-7) HTFU/ADAPT or DIE/ bla bla blaGǪ wow you're still reading this far? though no joke. take some time to build multiple classes that can excel at multiple ranges. 8) weekly cap. reset is tuesday night (today). it's confirmed that this is not how active sp will be regulated.
4) The tank thing was on Manus Peak. Somehow a tank with awesome shields and a rail gun made it to the top of the mountain and could snipe freely without fear of reprisal. Same thing with some snipers on that mountain. They ran through the red zone quickly and made it in the clear at the top of the mountain from the south team. I was obviously on the north team. When anyone on my team tried to get up the same slope, It was either death in the red zone, death to someone camping the only route to the top, or death from railgun parked at the top of said mountain. This might be an actual issue with the map, but hey, maybe there is a way to deny anyone who makes it to the top of the mountain a perceived impervious sniping position that has view of 90% of the map that matters. 6-7) I specifically have a shotgun, AR, and Forge Gun build ready for those situations. The moaning here is more about my inability to hit the guys that spray and move left and right really fast that just happen to get luckier than me (alot).' 8) Thank you for posting that. I'm so used to Tuesday morning being the reset that I just kinda flipped when I still saw 3k SP for a decent match after what I thought might have been the reset. Lesson learned.
Excuse me while I continue to beat myself senseless for my own inadequacies.
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