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l8erXD
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.12.05 02:55:00 -
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Orbital strike up his ass? NOTE: this is a JB h8er topic |
DarkShadowFox
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.12.05 03:01:00 -
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Darn boy singers... |
Suarra Telon
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.12.06 00:13:00 -
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Breach Shotgun to the face for him. |
Linda The Reaper
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.12.06 07:02:00 -
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DarkShadowFox wrote:Darn boy singers...
Boy singers? thought it was justin bieber being discussed. |
l8erXD
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.12.08 04:19:00 -
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Justin Bieber Short Jokes Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom? A: Finding a box of tissues next to it. Q: WhatGÇÖs the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A: A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber. Q: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? A: Because theres no light in the closet! Q: How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin? A: "A few months ago" Q: Why doesn't Justin Bieber eat bananas? A: He can't find the zipper! Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head? A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty! Q: What does Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration. Q: What does Justin Bieber and the New Years crowd at Time Square have in common? A: TheyGÇÖre both waiting for balls to drop! Q: What will happen if you call Justin Bieber gay? A: He will slap you with his man purse. Q: What is Justin Bieber's new hit single? A: "If I were a Boy" Q: WhatGÇÖs the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ? A: One of them has balls and it ainGÇÖt Bieber. Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover? A: Sometimes it's named 'Justin Bieber', and you know its crap! Q: Why is Justin Bieber like Ms. Pac-man! A: Just a token and she's ready to swallow! Q: How hard is puberty going to hit Justin Bieber? A: Harder then Chris Brown hitting Rihanna! I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch ****, But itGÇÖs in his ass and belongs to Usher. Q: What does Justin Biebers ******* and his mouth have in common? A: They both produce the same ****! Q: Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A: A Snickers bar has nuts! Q: Why do Justin Biebers male friends nickname him "Shotgun"? A: Give him a **** and he'll Blow! Q: If Eminem is the King of Rap, what is Justin Bieber? A: The Queen of Crap! Q: What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? A: They both want to be real boys. Q: What is the biggest lie of 2011? A: "Justin Bieber is the father of my Baby" - Mariah Yeater. Q: What is Victoria's Secret? A: (whispering) Justin Bieber is gay! A teen girl walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has "Bieber Fever" Doctor: Nope it is Herpes! Justin Bieber Nicknames Justins Beaver JBiebz Biebz JB Just Beaver Justin Hermouth Beaver Justin Heranus Beaver Bieber Fever Justin Bieber Bar Jokes Boyfriend/Girlfriend Daughter: Hey mom,I'm going to my room with my boyfriend. Mom: Ok, don't do anything stupid. (Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter the bedroom) Daughter: Baby, baby, baby, OOOH! (Mom run's into the bedroom) Mom: What are you doing?! Daughter: We are having sex! Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber CSI Boy is watching CSI and crying. His mom enters room. Mom:Why are you crying son? Son:Justin bieber got shot! Mom:Dont worry its only on TV! Son: Thats why I'm crying! WTF Two odd looking guys are sitting in a small cafe when a third guy decides to join them They all get into a heated conversation about their physical attributes. One says: I've got the smallest arm in the world! Another says: I've got the smallest head in the world! The last one says: I've got the smallest **** in the world! The 3 guys decide to go to Guinness World Records office. The first one goes in and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world! The second returns happy too: I've really, got the smallest head of the world! The last one returns angry and screams: WHO? THE **** IS? JUSTIN BIEBER? Justin Bieber Facts Justin Bieber can now drive a car, but he still uses a booster seat! Justin Bieber dolls have no man parts, nor does Justin Bieber Justin Bieber still has baby teeth There is no light in the closet that is why Justin Bieber is so pale Justin Bieber can't eat bananas because he cant find the zipper Lady Gaga has Justin Biebers Balls Justin Biebers nickname is Shotgun, because if you give him a **** he's ready to blow Puberty will hit Justin Bieber one day. LOL just kidding it's rude to hit girls Justin Bieber used to look cool, now he looks like Ellen the generous." Cody Simpson and Justin Bieber once were in a studio together, by studio I mean a homosexual bathhouse in Jersey Justin Bieber One Liners Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born. He knew. Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. How old is Justin Bieber again? |
Knightshade Belladonna
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.12.08 18:50:00 -
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The kid has a frikin toothbrush that sings to you when your brushing your teeth , seen one at a drugstore and was like 0.o wtf
Just what I would want my kid to have, justin beiber in her mouth  |
Guydon Antllies
HoloSec Armaments and Security
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Posted - 2012.12.13 08:04:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsZDETxzmtY |
l8erXD
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.12.14 20:28:00 -
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Guydon Antllies wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsZDETxzmtY
Just some chubby fat people singing about RAPEing Justin Beiber  nothing out of the ordinary there. |
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