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Laurent Cazaderon Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 1155	Posted - 2012.11.29 11:58:00 - [1] - Quote Hello there. I know you guys are fund of those kind of things and will probably try doing it yourself after reading this. Also, maybe it already happened to someone else which i'd like to know. So, it was a fine night to play Dust 514 with Fellow team members and we decided to go on a skirmish trip. The map happened to be Ashland, the 5 point skirmish with the construction site. We started the game, bullets flying everywhere, and eventually here i was on point C chasing some dude that was running away from me in direction of point E. The dude was already low in HP. Maybe 15% of its armor remaining. And he jumped off from C in an attempt to flee. I decided to jump too. There comes the funny dumb part lol. I happend to land directly ON his face, while shooting and killed him. But, in fact i crushed him due to the jump velocity I understood that when i checked the upper right part of the screen and saw : *Laurent Cazaderon crushed* SomeDude** Got to say i had a good laugh knowing i just killed somebody through cerebral commotion ! so, anyone ever witnessed this ?
Sha Kharn Clone Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 1087	Posted - 2012.11.29 12:00:00 - [2] - Quote LOLZ winnning! First I have heard of this.
Timothy Reaper ZionTCD Legacy Rising 321	Posted - 2012.11.29 12:10:00 - [3] - Quote Laurent Cazaderon wrote: It's a me, Mario!
Laurent Cazaderon Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 1155	Posted - 2012.11.29 12:13:00 - [4] - Quote Sha Kharn Clone wrote: LOLZ winnning! First I have heard of this. Try it someday, it's delicious ^^ I think i'm gonna die more than once trying to do it again. Shame i dont have a capture system like some of my team members.
Blue Buggs L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 19	Posted - 2012.11.29 12:14:00 - [5] - Quote Timothy Reaper wrote: I've seen it in Super Mario Bros., but not Dust. Laurent Cazaderon wrote: It's a me, Mario! Those poor poor gombas
Laurent Cazaderon Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 1155	Posted - 2012.11.29 12:16:00 - [6] - Quote Blue Buggs wrote: Timothy Reaper wrote: I've seen it in Super Mario Bros., but not Dust. Laurent Cazaderon wrote: It's a me, Mario! Those poor poor gombas i actually might consider naming my char Mario Cazaderon Meh, that would sound weird.
Blue Buggs L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 19	Posted - 2012.11.29 12:22:00 - [7] - Quote Laurent Cazaderon wrote: Blue Buggs wrote: Timothy Reaper wrote: I've seen it in Super Mario Bros., but not Dust. Laurent Cazaderon wrote: It's a me, Mario! Those poor poor gombas i actually might consider naming my char Mario Cazaderon Meh, that would sound weird. Super Mario Cazaderon world! But back on track. Props to you for the epic stomping. Best I can do is jumping over someone in my LAV, only to bail out and hit the poor guy in the face with a Mass Driver shell. Definitely made my day
Laurent Cazaderon Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 1155	Posted - 2012.11.29 12:25:00 - [8] - Quote Honestly, i didnt jump on the dude's face on purpose. Pure accident.
Noc Tempre Imperfects Negative-Feedback 1170	Posted - 2012.11.29 12:34:00 - [9] - Quote Flying tanks crushing people are way funnier. I speak from experience. Still a great WTF moment it sounds like.
Timothy Reaper ZionTCD Legacy Rising 321	Posted - 2012.11.29 12:35:00 - [10] - Quote This is one of the things I like to do: You know the buildings that are just tall enough that the fall hurts you, but not tall enough to activate your inertial dampener? Try shooting someone as they're jumping off one of these. If you cause enough damage you can get a kill assist when they hit ground.

Reout Karaal Doomheim 85	Posted - 2012.11.29 17:55:00 - [11] - Quote When I shotgun people and they decide to run away from me by jumping of a building -- they run to the edge and... press jump. Which, when you think about it, does not hide them from me at all -- instead it gives them airtime, making them easier to hit. At this point I usually get my kill shot. I even said "pull" once, when I knew guy was gonna do it, and he did not disappoint. Jumping at me frontally in CQC is equally appreciated.
Jason Pearson Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 742	Posted - 2012.11.29 18:05:00 - [12] - Quote Haha, very nice :D I love those moments in DUST, where it's so unexpected but makes complete sense :P Like the idiot who forge gunned my Dropship, whilst I was hovering above him. It turned into a burning wreck, I jumped out and he just didn't run fast enough, Dropship landed on him :P (Jason Pearson Crushed IdioticForgeGunner)
m621 zma Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 22	Posted - 2012.11.29 18:10:00 - [13] - Quote I've crushed someone on low health before - against a wall with my assault drop suit - just one of those dust LOL moments
Bhor Derri Legion of Eden 95	Posted - 2012.11.29 18:12:00 - [14] - Quote Oh you are so bad at this , get dropship and get as many heavies in as you can then bomb the enemy Trust me you don't want a 1 ton man dropping on you (don't activate inertia dampener until you are 5cm away from them)
Government CheeseBurger Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 232	Posted - 2012.11.29 22:12:00 - [15] - Quote Timothy Reaper wrote: Laurent Cazaderon wrote: It's a me, Mario! You should have then kicked his clone off in the direction of alpha.
Scheneighnay McBob Bojo's School of the Trades 1058	Posted - 2012.11.29 22:47:00 - [16] - Quote At first I thought you where talking about my packed locus grenade fail. It collided in the air with a mass driver round. Directly in front of my face.
Reav Hannari Red Rock Outriders Red Rock Consortium 295	Posted - 2012.11.29 22:54:00 - [17] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: At first I thought you where talking about my packed locus grenade fail. It collided in the air with a mass driver round. Directly in front of my face. That's crazy unlucky. Personally, I don't need grenades flying at me to experience mass driver fail. I think I've suicided a dozen times sneaking up on people hacking stuff only to blow myself up. Ah, good times.
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 1849	Posted - 2012.11.30 01:35:00 - [18] - Quote Best fail I've seen was a guy who came up right after I hacked A on Manus Peak, and while I was right in front of him, turned around and tried counter-hacking. Hey... Hey, mister. I'm right here. And I have a Shotgun. BOOM. Really? You didn't see that coming?
The Polish Hammer Doomheim 373	Posted - 2012.11.30 01:42:00 - [19] - Quote My favorite frag has to be when we redlined a team on Manus Peak (the opposing team was on the "A" side of the map) and I scored a direct hit with my forge gun... ...while the guy was in mid-air from jumping out of the MCC. Definitely the hardest i've heard Callsign Tango laugh.
EternalRMG ZionTCD Legacy Rising 234	Posted - 2012.11.30 01:53:00 - [20] - Quote I was walking on manus peak going towards B i was alone when suddenly i see one of my teammantes shot down a RdV i didnt car and i kept runing . 000000.1 secs later the RDV Crushed me I Also crashed my ds against and RDV both were burning so i jumped and as soon as i reach the ground my dropship fall besides me an i was like " im so lucky, im using my proto gear" 2 seconds later the hav the RDV was carrying fell over me and i died i lost 3 M isk

Paran Tadec Imperfects Negative-Feedback 902	Posted - 2012.11.30 02:08:00 - [21] - Quote I seem to remember one night gunning in Sin3's dropship, Enigma99 is on the ground surrounded. I start blasting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU over the mic, save Enigma, Sin3 brings the dropship down to pick him up, and then we stomp the publets for the next 5 minutes.
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 1849	Posted - 2012.11.30 02:47:00 - [22] - Quote The Polish Hammer wrote: My favorite frag has to be when we redlined a team on Manus Peak (the opposing team was on the "A" side of the map) and I scored a direct hit with my forge gun... ...while the guy was in mid-air from jumping out of the MCC. Definitely the hardest i've heard Callsign Tango laugh. I've had a near miss from a Forge Gunner while I was falling once. Scary stuff. Never actually been hit though. Good job!
Khal V'Rani Nephilim Initiative 90	Posted - 2012.11.30 08:17:00 - [23] - Quote Garrett Blacknova wrote: Best fail I've seen was a guy who came up right after I hacked A on Manus Peak, and while I was right in front of him, turned around and tried counter-hacking. Hey... Hey, mister. I'm right here. And I have a Shotgun. BOOM. Really? You didn't see that coming? ahem... I uh think that uh..might have (cough) been me. That sounds real REAL familiar...
Laurent Cazaderon Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 1155	Posted - 2012.11.30 11:17:00 - [24] - Quote EternalRMG wrote: I was walking on manus peak going towards B i was alone when suddenly i see one of my teammantes shot down a RdV i didnt car and i kept runing . 000000.1 secs later the RDV Crushed me I Also crashed my ds against and RDV both were burning so i jumped and as soon as i reach the ground my dropship fall besides me an i was like " im so lucky, im using my proto gear" 2 seconds later the hav the RDV was carrying fell over me and i died i lost 3 M isk Almost happend to me yesterday ! destroyed LAV landed on my right, freakin HUGE Rdv landed right in front of me. And i swear i have no idea where those two came from
Vermaak Doe SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 384	Posted - 2012.11.30 13:00:00 - [25] - Quote Would it be out of place to say you need to lose some weight if you do what Lavs do?
Timothy Reaper ZionTCD Legacy Rising 321	Posted - 2012.12.01 19:03:00 - [26] - Quote I was standing on the edge of a building today and got crushed by a RDV that clipped said building. It counted as a kill for whoever called in the vehicle.
Django Quik R.I.f.t 219	Posted - 2012.12.01 20:14:00 - [27] - Quote There's nothing quite like watching your swarms chasing an LAV which jumps off a hill on Manus Peak getting hit mid-air and going up like fireworks. B-E-A-UTIFUL.
Sinboto Simmons SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 140	Posted - 2012.12.01 21:16:00 - [28] - Quote killed myself by melee guess I smashed myself in the face with my sniper.
Khal V'Rani Nephilim Initiative 90	Posted - 2012.12.03 05:42:00 - [29] - Quote What does it mean when the killfeed reads: "Khal V'Rani (crushed)" and that's it? No one around, standing still on flat ground, and the only RDV coming in was on the otherside of the map. No vehicles running me over. That's happened twice now...
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 1849	Posted - 2012.12.03 05:51:00 - [30] - Quote I... just got to make someone's LAV explode with my Militia Shotgun... Just saying. Oh sure, I had a friendly with a Forge Gun up on the hill, but it was MY name and MY Shotgun on the kill feed.

Enkidu Camuel Tritan-Industries Legacy Rising 69	Posted - 2012.12.03 05:58:00 - [31] - Quote I had an epic funny yet epic time on DUST one day, I was running around killing people in skirmish then suddenly I heard missiles behind me, I turn around and I saw a Gunlogi shooting at me, I was like "Hell.. I'm screwed" but that tank driver needed glasses cuz his aim was terrible, I ran towards a hill to take cover and the Gunlogi was still firing at me, I was like "Jebus, this guy wan't to kill me that bad?" the tank was literally on top of me and that pilot didn't realised that I was in the blindspot of the tank, luckily he didn't had any gunners so I just dashed around the tank and I jumped right on top of it... I rided that freaking tank for a while and the poor driver didn't had the slight idea of what to do with me (I think he didn't wanted to come out cuz he knew that I would kill him and then hack his tank) but soon I got tired and I jumped away and the tank went to other place... srly, anything can happen in DUST XD
LEO Moon Circle of Huskarl Minmatar Republic 2	Posted - 2012.12.03 06:18:00 - [32] - Quote I did the same thing to a guy jumping off the center complex I killed one dude and bounced off the other who finished me with a shotgun.
Ribbons Reborns Doomheim 68	Posted - 2012.12.03 06:21:00 - [33] - Quote Me and a corpmate were hacking an objective, literally standing elbow to elbow next to each other on it, then remote explosives, that were directly on the console infront of us, go off and he dies instantly and I take no damage whatsoever lol. Hands down funniest DUST moment for me so far, I was in tears laughing.
Corvus Ravensong Skyel Industries Subspace Exploration Agency 179	Posted - 2012.12.03 09:37:00 - [34] - Quote Django Quik wrote: There's nothing quite like watching your swarms chasing an LAV which jumps off a hill on Manus Peak getting hit mid-air and going up like fireworks. B-E-A-UTIFUL. Try being the driver of said LAV and having your wreck crush the 3 swarm users that just killed you as it lands on them.
Needless Sacermendor Red Fox Brigade 208	Posted - 2012.12.03 17:18:00 - [35] - Quote I've landed on top of an RDV in one match ... started carrying me off out of bounds so I jumped off. One of my most memorable moments was on an Ambush in the building small map ... I spawned near the road and spun round to see the HAV I'd seen delivered on the overview map entering the complex ... I locked on with proto swarm and dual complex light damage mods ... first salvo hit him hard, second salvo got him retreating back out the complex ... I pursued, third salvo hit him just as he was about to drop behind a small hill out of view ... as I sprinted out of the complex over the hill the HAV came into sight deep into armor I knew one salvo would finish it off, I started locking on as the rest of the vehicle came into view only to see a heavy and 2 assault rifles bail out ... screw it ... I'm toast ... launched my swarms and surrendered to impending death ... got some points for the HAV at least :-)
Moochie Cricket SyNergy Gaming 143	Posted - 2012.12.03 17:27:00 - [36] - Quote Its the start of a skirmish on Manus Peak and im in the missle turret of my corpmates tank. As we are rolling out of the back spawn I just start shooting in the air for no other reason then I was bored. All of a sudden a friendly dropship flys over from behind us and one of my missles catch it perfectly on the wing stub. Dropship does half a barrel roll and slams into the ground, exploding on impact. The pilot didnt even have time to bail. Felt kinda bad but that didnt stop me from laughing.
Sentient Archon Red Star. 690	Posted - 2012.12.03 17:33:00 - [37] - Quote So this happened last night when we red lined some doods on the 3 point skirmish map. So as usual I got bored and did my run ins with my LAV into the enemy red zone. During one such run ins I forgot to destroy the missile turret. I see the missile turret and I started to drive back. I get stuck in the red zone and the moment I jump out of my LAV, the LAV gets hit but the missile turret and I die. It said "Sentient Archon Projectiled"
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 1849	Posted - 2012.12.03 17:52:00 - [38] - Quote Corvus Ravensong wrote: Django Quik wrote: There's nothing quite like watching your swarms chasing an LAV which jumps off a hill on Manus Peak getting hit mid-air and going up like fireworks. B-E-A-UTIFUL. Try being the driver of said LAV and having your wreck crush the 3 swarm users that just killed you as it lands on them. I've soloed someone's LAV then died when the wreck landed on me, but never done it with a group. Also, I've had one where I fired my Swarms, and they dodged out of the way to give the LAV time to run me over, THEN went after it and killed it while I was down. That was awesome.
Khal V'Rani Nephilim Initiative 90	Posted - 2012.12.06 08:50:00 - [39] - Quote Manus Peak Two days ago Objective C There's an explosion on the otherside of the Southern hill. I see a flailing rag doll flying through the sky as if running on air. Squad mate witnessed as well, took a minute to for us to stop laughing.
SoTa PoP Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1772	Posted - 2012.12.06 09:54:00 - [40] - Quote If you make a jump with an LAV and jump out, you'll fly. This is great for takin' out people between A and B in minus peak, hehe.

Eternal Tyrant Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic 2	Posted - 2012.12.06 11:20:00 - [41] - Quote I once threw a grenade and as far as I'm concerned it hit another one coming the other way and through some insane physics both of them ended up near my feet There are other, less entertaining possibilities, but I prefer to remember it as above
Chankk Saotome CrimeWave Syndicate 170	Posted - 2012.12.06 11:56:00 - [42] - Quote Not my own but a corp member, a squad of us were standing on a friend's tank while he was on the enemy team. He kept running after his teammates while we shot at them from on top of his tank. The best was when they piled into an LAV and Chirico fired swarms at the enemy LAV trying to kamikazie team-kill the tank driver. We all had a blast, but the remnants of their car flying over and dissolving over our heads while we stood atop an "enemy" tank was absolute art in motion.
McFurious BetaMax. 67	Posted - 2012.12.06 12:16:00 - [43] - Quote A corpmate of mine once crushed DJINN Punisher with a dropship. He was camping our uplink and killed me as I spawned in, then Mischa Egan just kinda floated over him with his dropship and "landed" on him. Still makes me chuckle thinkin about it. Also, it's always funny shooting someone who's up on a roof, then when they try to run and jump off to get away they end up killing themselves. (I've done it too heh)


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