??? Hey look its a "winner" guys. Kind of wondering why you had it in your possession.

So you had it before you encountered me? Who made you cry? Dont worry well beat him for you.

Do me a favor and teach your players how to use a gun. Laz uhlan gets trashed until he steps into his tank, where he then sits at a distance like a coward when his team mates are running for the objective and getting picked off. Youre strategy is clearly flawed yes you went 10/0 but you won barely one bar left on your MCC. Your corp is horrible.

Vehicles are part of the game and a sound tactic for winning matches. Also, I doubt you were up against a full team from their corp. I imagine there were randoms involved, and who knows - maybe they were testing the tank? Maybe they hadn't used it before? Or maybe they had a new fit to try out? Or maybe the player was new? So many possibilities that don't involve you attacking someone because they were undefeated. Also, if the gun game was as bad as you say, then how is it he didn't die when he wasn't in the tank? And did you witness all 10 kills, and confirm that they all came from the tank? If so, how does that prove his gun game is bad if he got in the tank right away? Seriously, your attack is Swiss cheese.

Vehicles are part of the game and a sound tactic for winning matches. Also, I doubt you were up against a full team from their corp. I imagine there were randoms involved, and who knows - maybe they were testing the tank? Maybe they hadn't used it before? Or maybe they had a new fit to try out? Or maybe the player was new? So many possibilities that don't involve you attacking someone because they were undefeated. Also, if the gun game was as bad as you say, then how is it he didn't die when he wasn't in the tank? And did you witness all 10 kills, and confirm that they all came from the tank? If so, how does that prove his gun game is bad if he got in the tank right away? Seriously, your attack is Swiss cheese.

Do me a favor and teach your players how to use a gun. Laz uhlan gets trashed until he steps into his tank, where he then sits at a distance like a coward when his team mates are running for the objective and getting picked off. Youre strategy is clearly flawed yes you went 10/0 but you won barely one bar left on your MCC. Your corp is horrible.

We don't have tactics, we leave that for the tryhards.

Because hes not new nor is the tank. Ive gone against him before on foot, hes garbage he runs behind his team mates. Plus only going 10 and 0 in a tank that you jumped in at match start when all youre doing is dry humping B. lets be serious here. Then to have B takin from you twice while you watch. Sad, the saddest part is he sent in his team mates to die so he didnt have to.

On another note, this thread was directed towards ROFL HOUSE not imperfects not Zion. So why bother replying? Are they all too weak to manage to defend themselves? If so they wont last long politically come game start.

On another note, this thread was directed towards ROFL HOUSE not imperfects not Zion. So why bother replying? Are they all too weak to manage to defend themselves? If so they wont last long politically come game start.

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any better.

Only Because you get points for sucking, your reflexes are shot to hell. so you use a suit that everyone else, including CCP acknowledges is over armoured and getting fixed. When you handle actually using your brain and thumbs correctly id be happy to teach you a few things about FPS that would actually get you somewhere. Oh and don't be a sheep ***, you mad bro is just what fools say

You lack morality, and stability, your reflexes are shot to hell. thats just like saying america won against japan toe to toe, they didn't btw Nuke, cowards way out. Anyway, takes more than numbers and equipment to make you really good. Anyone can be a damage sponge, fewer can be tactical, fewer still can survive alone on the battlefield. You're a tool, get used to it. "'bro'

Look "Lady" Im a working class 22 year old male working my way through life. Maybe to you this may be a simple video game. but to me, I see it from a much deeper view point. I operate physiologically through life as a lone wold, yes i have friends, family and a girl, BUT still very much alone. I grew up not leaning on people or counting on people to back me. I don't use crutches. I don't accept help. and it irritates me to no end to see someone become powerful because someone was dropped into their laps. its wrong, its immoral. and yes i am a true lone wold. I am dangerous alone, more so in a pack. I gain power through experience , not luck and charity

i just dont get it what did jenza ever do to you

its getting old picking on the same gal every time
grow up stupid twats

After some of the stories that old-betamax has told me about JENZA, I am truly not that surprised.

stories huh? this should be good!

why not regale us on a few?

Regardless of the corp you belong to, there is notion of respect (even if it's just a little) for all corps because a single player does not define how the whole corp plays. Those who think that are sadly mistaken. I'm obviously not a member of ROFL House but I respect them. Why are all these different corps posting on this thread? Simple: a stupid person made a stupid thread and now New Eden is bring the hammer down on stupidity.

QQ more, Adapt or Die, [Insert standard New Eden response here]

but we all want to know your stories oh great ReGnUM
your the bann master

Because hes not new nor is the tank. Ive gone against him before on foot, hes garbage he runs behind his team mates. Plus only going 10 and 0 in a tank that you jumped in at match start when all youre doing is dry humping B. lets be serious here. Then to have B takin from you twice while you watch. Sad, the saddest part is he sent in his team mates to die so he didnt have to.

On another note, this thread was directed towards ROFL HOUSE not imperfects not Zion. So why bother replying? Are they all too weak to manage to defend themselves? If so they wont last long politically come game start.

Do me a favor and teach your players how to use a gun. Laz uhlan gets trashed until he steps into his tank, where he then sits at a distance like a coward when his team mates are running for the objective and getting picked off. Youre strategy is clearly flawed yes you went 10/0 but you won barely one bar left on your MCC. Your corp is horrible.

I gather from this that ROFL does not consider themselves a competitive alliance. Is that true?

I gather from your passive aggressive response that you too sir are a prime example of your alliance's.. opps I mean corp's ... ability to troll and attempt to twist words. After all one man's opinion is always representative of an entire body of people.


P.S. How did you fair in the tourney?

Do me a favor and teach your players how to use a gun. Laz uhlan gets trashed until he steps into his tank, where he then sits at a distance like a coward when his team mates are running for the objective and getting picked off. Youre strategy is clearly flawed yes you went 10/0 but you won barely one bar left on your MCC. Your corp is horrible.

I'm sorry for playing so terribly.

I suspect you ran into me early in the morning when I camp in tanks to farm ISK from random pub games.

I don't care about the team so much since I don't know them or what they are planning, I suppose I could make an effort but its probably hopeless with barely any mics on team chat. I know I should focus on winning but I'm working within my goals of making ISK. This means being extra cautious with my one tank and not just charging in to lose 7 times more ISK than I could hope to make. If I can't trust my team then I sit back and do the best I can. Usually that means camping an objective hoping to thin the enemy so the bluedots can get in.

As far as being terrible on foot I won't claim to be decent in defense. I know I'll never be as full try hard as some others. I've never really fought you enough to have remembered your name. I'm sorry for that but I don't think anyone can claim full knowledge of a player from one match.

Lastly, don't attack a corp just for the actions of one player. Not everyone in the ROFL House alliance fights or thinks the way I do.

P.S. I'm sorry for annoying you that you had to write this thread you should of messaged me directly and I could have explained everything without all the forum trolling and headache.

^ That's how a proper human being responds to a bad situation, OP, not flaming a group of people over your own issues.

How did you fair in the tourney?

Unfortunately we were unable to play our own alliance all the way into the semifinals. Not everyone can be that lucky u know

Unfortunately we were unable to play our own alliance all the way into the semifinals. Not everyone can be that lucky u know

Luck has nothing to do with it.

1) We do not get to choose who we play. I wish all of our corp could of fielded teams so you could cry about that as well. Just remember this was a corp based tourney not an alliance one. ROFL is an alliance of corporations. Just in case you forgot.

2) Expect even more ROFL corps to take part in corp based tourneys in the future, if for no other reason just so you may cry some more. :)

Luck has nothing to do with it.

1) We do not get to choose who we play. I wish all of our corp could of fielded teams so you could cry about that as well. Just remember this was a corp based tourney not an alliance one. ROFL is an alliance of corporations. Just in case you forgot.

2) Expect even more ROFL corps to take part in corp based tourneys in the future, if for no other reason just so you may cry some more. :)

Dooo eeeeet. I'm down, Alliance Contracts ftw

Luck has nothing to do with it.

1) We do not get to choose who we play. I wish all of our corp could of fielded teams so you could cry about that as well. Just remember this was a corp based tourney not an alliance one. ROFL is an alliance of corporations. Just in case you forgot.

2) Expect even more ROFL corps to take part in corp based tourneys in the future, if for no other reason just so you may cry some more. :)

Mit...Mit...Mit smh
PFB is the only corp within ur alliance that will give anyone a fight the rest we already demolished lets not go down this route plz because im not up for bs back and forth internet drama

Im all for competition so i think u might wanna keep the chest beating down a bit or u can ask for a history lesson from the other corps not named PFB how well they fare against us.


That being said lol Eternal, never a dull moment with u around eh.
Let it go tho, waste of time and effort for a beta we got nothing to prove to ROFL results speak for themselves, they can sit there and type all they want on the forums and try to convince themselves of w/e propaganda or bs they want doesnt change the facts tho.

Wow. Who knew butthurt had magnetic polarity? Opposites attract I guess...

A "lone wolf" ranting about crazy nonsense attracts a self assured corporation with a terrible superiority complex! This is a most interesting development.

Analyzing the wavelengths, I have gleaned a significant amount of butthurt readings from my sensors. Repeated claims of "lol ur bad" mixed in with the hypocritical sine wave of "ima trash you bro, but i am not trying to start any internet drama".

Indeed, an unusual quark of the forums.

Factoring it out, the magnitude of the stinging hindquarters squared by the approximate flow rate of the tears gives me a total rating of OVER 9,000 on the "LOL-Scale".

Analyzing the wavelengths, I have gleaned a significant amount of butthurt readings from my sensors. Repeated claims of "lol ur bad" mixed in with the hypocritical sine wave of "ima trash you bro, but i am not trying to start any internet drama".

this is gonna be my last post on this little scenario since i see some keyboard warriors coming out to play.
didnt ur corp organise a clan match with us on BF3 had us setup then back out because and i quote "we just got beaten badly against vCx sorry but we arent ready to play yall.....plus yall got carnage"

so yea plz move along ur not worth my time on the battlefield dont like to waste time.
also didnt PHI avoid us in the BF3 community tourney when the brackets were setup to play us but dawn went and spoke to the organiser and got it changed (deja vu? lulz)

also when we finally played PHI didnt we ALLOW them to take B on metro not once but TWICE and gave them time to setup then retook it? Didnt we also beat them something like 29-4 in round counts on SOCOM 4?

can check the youtube videos if u want if im not stating the facts which i say i was

Didnt we spawn camp D3LR and S!K as well on BF3?
DUST is a new game please im let ur issues with me go im here to face competition #ThatIsAll I apologise if Eternal ruffled a few feathers by raising some questionable points now u see why he was givin that loltitle of "Head of securing gudfites/staring pridewars" its because of his sarcasm and trollin dont take it so srsly. Dont waste ur time responding because i wont be checking back this thread got better things to do with my time than go back an forth on the internet

As for any SyN or EoN please dont waste time responding to forum bs leave it on the battlefield like we usually do.
Peace and have a nice day. o7

Not one mention of the only game that matters in this forum? Me thinks you a history buff.

Can you go take some pics of your trophies for all of the above and share them with us?

LOL, laz has better gun game then vehicle game. He would tear you up on foot. If anyone is the ROFL tank ***** it would be me.

lol

ROFL dodging proficiency lvl 5

this is gonna be my last post on this little scenario since i see some keyboard warriors coming out to play.
didnt ur corp organise a clan match with us on BF3 had us setup then back out because and i quote "we just got beaten badly against vCx sorry but we arent ready to play yall.....plus yall got carnage"

so yea plz move along ur not worth my time on the battlefield dont like to waste time.
also didnt PHI avoid us in the BF3 community tourney when the brackets were setup to play us but dawn went and spoke to the organiser and got it changed (deja vu? lulz)

also when we finally played PHI didnt we ALLOW them to take B on metro not once but TWICE and gave them time to setup then retook it? Didnt we also beat them something like 29-4 in round counts on SOCOM 4?

can check the youtube videos if u want if im not stating the facts which i say i was

Didnt we spawn camp D3LR and S!K as well on BF3?
DUST is a new game please im let ur issues with me go im here to face competition #ThatIsAll I apologise if Eternal ruffled a few feathers by raising some questionable points now u see why he was givin that loltitle of "Head of securing gudfites/staring pridewars" its because of his sarcasm and trollin dont take it so srsly. Dont waste ur time responding because i wont be checking back this thread got better things to do with my time than go back an forth on the internet

As for any SyN or EoN please dont waste time responding to forum bs leave it on the battlefield like we usually do.
Peace and have a nice day. o7

this is gonna be my last post on this little scenario since i see some keyboard warriors coming out to play.
didnt ur corp organise a clan match with us on BF3 had us setup then back out because and i quote "we just got beaten badly against vCx sorry but we arent ready to play yall.....plus yall got carnage"

so yea plz move along ur not worth my time on the battlefield dont like to waste time.
also didnt PHI avoid us in the BF3 community tourney when the brackets were setup to play us but dawn went and spoke to the organiser and got it changed (deja vu? lulz)

also when we finally played PHI didnt we ALLOW them to take B on metro not once but TWICE and gave them time to setup then retook it? Didnt we also beat them something like 29-4 in round counts on SOCOM 4?

can check the youtube videos if u want if im not stating the facts which i say i was

Didnt we spawn camp D3LR and S!K as well on BF3?
DUST is a new game please im let ur issues with me go im here to face competition #ThatIsAll I apologise if Eternal ruffled a few feathers by raising some questionable points now u see why he was givin that loltitle of "Head of securing gudfites/staring pridewars" its because of his sarcasm and trollin dont take it so srsly. Dont waste ur time responding because i wont be checking back this thread got better things to do with my time than go back an forth on the internet

As for any SyN or EoN please dont waste time responding to forum bs leave it on the battlefield like we usually do.
Peace and have a nice day. o7

I'm sorry for playing so terribly.

I suspect you ran into me early in the morning when I camp in tanks to farm ISK from random pub games.

I don't care about the team so much since I don't know them or what they are planning, I suppose I could make an effort but its probably hopeless with barely any mics on team chat. I know I should focus on winning but I'm working within my goals of making ISK. This means being extra cautious with my one tank and not just charging in to lose 7 times more ISK than I could hope to make. If I can't trust my team then I sit back and do the best I can. Usually that means camping an objective hoping to thin the enemy so the bluedots can get in.

As far as being terrible on foot I won't claim to be decent in defense. I know I'll never be as full try hard as some others. I've never really fought you enough to have remembered your name. I'm sorry for that but I don't think anyone can claim full knowledge of a player from one match.

Lastly, don't attack a corp just for the actions of one player. Not everyone in the ROFL House alliance fights or thinks the way I do.

P.S. I'm sorry for annoying you that you had to write this thread you should of messaged me directly and I could have explained everything without all the forum trolling and headache.

Mit...Mit...Mit smh
PFB is the only corp within ur alliance that will give anyone a fight the rest we already demolished lets not go down this route plz because im not up for bs back and forth internet drama

Im all for competition so i think u might wanna keep the chest beating down a bit or u can ask for a history lesson from the other corps not named PFB how well they fare against us.


That being said lol Eternal, never a dull moment with u around eh.
Let it go tho, waste of time and effort for a beta we got nothing to prove to ROFL results speak for themselves, they can sit there and type all they want on the forums and try to convince themselves of w/e propaganda or bs they want doesnt change the facts tho.

Bravo, Amazing, thread gets a 9/10.

:applause:

OP you have some of the most exquisite and delicious tears I have ever tasted on these forums, a true delicacy. I like forward to feasting on them even more after you run and hide on an alt account. On the plus side some very entertaining posts, good job. Hopefully your not going to give up just yet this thread is getting good, and as OP its your responsibility to make even better before its locked.

I will return to feed.

Tbh this thread should just be locked, its an obvious flame and we won't step down to your level

Im not sure what all this is? Wtf? Whats QQ? I see that all over the place. And what crawled up the OPs ass and died? Yes over half the players here would get destroyed on foot if caught alone, but thats what team play is for. So you have a crutch to lean on so you dont have to be so good. Me myself im decent but thats only because ive played fps my entire gaming career.

Just because people need team mates doesnt make them weak. Just means they cant operate combatively. Its just like a king, he may be weak and unable to duel, but he doesnt need to fight his own battles his people fight for him. Then again, that is cowardly isn't it? Meh oh well, whats done is done i like how everyone jumped on one person though, atleast the king was protected by a supportive community.

dont forget you can only use 16 ppl at a time, so i hope they are better than impfects 16 best.

Oh crap... we didn't even think of that!!!

Semper I can't hear you? Get your mic to work before you trash talk :) .....by the by anyone else have that issue with a mic working for other games, but not for Dust?

Have you gone into the options menu and turned voice on? It defaults to off.
Have you also turned Push To Talk off or found the PTT button? It defaults to on, and is in the highly illogical placement of "the only button we didn't already use" d-pad left.

This is the craziest thread to end all threads. This thread brings me back to the MAG days. This is what made MAG forums amazing. It looks like Dust514 forums may be as good as the MAG forums there is still a little way to go but its headed in the right direction.

This one time, on the MAG forums.... i saw this thread.

I pwnzored you Sleepy. Thats right your nothing compared to me. When I shoot you your guy raises his hands in submission because you know your beat.

Beautiful.



And this thread made me want to actually play DUST again

However, I'm somewhat of a fan of the imperfects, or whoever that is that fits their HAV with hybrid turrets instead of missiles- and outclasses all the missile users.

Whoever you are- you inspired me to put even more SP into hybrid turrets, albeit only small turrets.

I only read 3 replys before I realized that this thread wasn't going to contain anything important, just irrelevant information not even about Dust. I thought the thread was going to be something funny because of the name.

Moderate your forums much?

Necro threads much?

I don't even know what to do with this thread but laugh.

Lovin' it Thanks everyone