Flyingconejo
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2012.11.18 00:18:00 -
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Dear Santa CCP.
I know that it may be too soon to write you this letter, but since you'll be receiving thousands of them the next month, I'm sending you mine first so it doesn't get lost in the paperwork later, as has happened other years.
How are things going in Iceland? Or was it Shangai? I guess I'll send 2 letters just in case. Anyway, I hope you and the elves are well, and tell Rudolph I said hello.
These last builds I have been a really, really good boy, Santa, honest! I have played the beta a lot. When my pals want ammo, I drop a nanohive. If I see them sleeping in the ground, I prod them with the nanoinjector. And I keep their armour in perfect shape, if I can stop them from running away from me.
And I have been good for the opposing team too!. It's no trouble for me at all to give 50 WP to any red dot I happen to find. In fact, I can't do it fast enough most of the time.
This year I'm not a little boy anymore. So I'm not going to make a big list of things I want like little boys do, no sir! In fact, first of all I wanted to thank you for your last year present, the chat. Really, you went overboard with that, it was the bestest present ever. And it came with all the accesories!
I can activate voice, add contacts, mute people, unmute them, add them to the watchlist, block them, send mail to them and even know info about the people in the chat. It's sooo awesome! Thank you Santa, you are the best. But you see, you just forgot to bring me one accesory last build. You forgot the "invite to squad". I understand you are very busy bringing presents to all the other good boys, so it's no problem you forgot. But the fact is that I need it to complete my collection. Can you can bring it to me this build?
I know, I know I can still invite people to squad through my contact list but, come on santa, it is sooooo slow. And, between you and me, maybe I don't want all the people I play with as contacts. But don't tell anybody, it's a secret.
And while you are at it, could you bring me the "send message to all" and "give xxx money to all", so I can complete my mail and corporation accesory collections too. Although maybe that's too much. I'll be happy just with the "invite to squad" for now.
Well that's all. Thank you in advance, Santa CCP.
Sincerely, a scrub logi bro.
TL;DR
I was bored.
"invite to squad" in chats.
"send mail to all", or better yet "send mail to people with their names ticked"
"give xxx money to all corp members", or better yet "give xxx money to people with their names ticked" |