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Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2012.10.23 00:23:00 -
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Only 9,000 ISK for our standard procedure!
Just stand about 80m back, let our precise totally safe tools heat up, and wait for the magic to begin!
No need to deactivate your shields- once it's heated up, they'll be gone in a second anyway! (Please avoid wearing excessive amounts of armor however)
Quote:Scheneighnay McBob and any corporations he may be associated with are not responsible for any facemelting caused by this totally safe procedure |
STB Vermaak Doe
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Posted - 2012.10.23 00:37:00 -
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Hey! I was the first professional eye doctor in town and I'm not going anywhere.
50% discount for all scouts and heavies |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2012.10.23 00:51:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Hey! I was the first professional eye doctor in town and I'm not going anywhere. 50% discount for all scouts and heavies
oh yeah? pay for my prototype treatment and I'll get you dropship gunners- you won't even have to leave your dropship! |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2012.10.23 01:01:00 -
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May I remind everyone that we totally did not steal this lasers- that logo on the heat shield is the new gallente/minmatar alliance logo- obviously the amaar have nothing to do with it because it's split in the middle. |
STB Vermaak Doe
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Posted - 2012.10.23 01:09:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Hey! I was the first professional eye doctor in town and I'm not going anywhere. 50% discount for all scouts and heavies oh yeah? pay for my prototype treatment and I'll get you dropship gunners- you won't even have to leave your dropship!
That's it! If you bring a sniper rifle you get free surgery, top that. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2012.10.23 01:41:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Hey! I was the first professional eye doctor in town and I'm not going anywhere. 50% discount for all scouts and heavies oh yeah? pay for my prototype treatment and I'll get you dropship gunners- you won't even have to leave your dropship! That's it! If you bring a sniper rifle you get free surgery, top that.
I have brought new lasic equipment FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!
My new heavy laser-eye-surgery installation allows me to perform surgery on A DROPSHIP FULL OF MERCS FOR THE PRICE OF 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
STB Vermaak Doe
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Posted - 2012.10.23 01:54:00 -
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I have a laser on a MCC so i can operate on an entire army at once |
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