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Mindbender Steve
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.14 03:45:00 -
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Dust is Serious Business is now recruiting!
But youGÇÖre almost certainly not qualified.
Because killing computer generated future-clones is one of the most solemn and important tasks that a man or woman can embark on, D SB is only able to accept applicants who have exceptional hand-eye coordination, brilliant minds, and rudimentary powers of telekinesis.
Other desired attributes include:
GÇóRoguish charm
GÇóDashing good looks
GÇóClairvoyance
GÇóEerily accurate premonitions
GÇóWillingness to be forge gunned in the chest GÇ£for scienceGÇ¥
GÇó 4th grade reading level or higher
GÇóWorld-weary cynicism
Interested mercenaries should search D SB in the corporation section of their neocom to apply.
Note: Applications submitted as a properly constructed haiku or obscene limerick will be immediately accepted. Applicants who submit clean limericks will be hunted, preferably until death. If submitting poetry, use backslashes to denote line breaks.
-Mindbender Steve
CEO, Dust is Serious Business
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Mindbender Steve
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.15 01:49:00 -
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In case anyone is interested in more and/or less sarcastic information, Dust is Serious Business is actually looking for players who understand that Dust is just a game and should be treated as such. All ages, playstyles, and skill levels are welcome. Mic's are encouraged, but by no means required. We will be involved in a mix of casual and competitive play, and members are free to be involved in both but will not pressured towards either.
If you feel the need to be involved in an ultra-competitive group that treats FPS's as life and death matters then D SB is not for you. If you are looking for a massive organization that seeks to rule the EVE universe, you should probably look elsewhere. But if you found the original post entertaining and want to be part of a group that always has a great time playing, consider giving Dust is Serious Business a try.
Also, I meant the part about telekinesis.
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Cooper Eudaemon
DUST University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2012.10.15 04:41:00 -
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I knew you'd be posting this. I've been staring at my controller for two days now. As soon as the buttons start pressing themselves, you will receive my application. For science. |
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