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Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 09:00:00 -
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Clutchin all day long! *Hits wall* KITTEN
http://insanetacticians.enjin.com/
ITS is now recruiting for Dust players, Requirements? NONE
(Unless you have a previous ailment including but not limited to: being a kitten, having a kitten, looking at kittens, kittenitus, punting kittens, sleeping with kittens ect ect.)
ITS Structure
-Two units in corp to join Mercenaries and Soldiers
-No Requirements to be a Mercenary
-Mercenaries will have low price cost allowing for easier purchase for battle
-Soldiers will have more requirements to join and will require training to advance in rank
-Pricing for Soldiers will be larger for better quality fighting force
Corp is meant to allow FPS players from the Casual to the Hardcore to the Tactical to the Psycho kittens a place to be.
Recruitment is high like most other corps in this Beta stage, however if you sign up for ITS now you will have an easier time making a leading position in the future.
I take the role as Founder of ITS and will only claim Command of ITS until a player proves themselves worthy of the position, this way it is open to any player who shows their ability as such.
We will also be needing recruits for Public Relations (Recruitment, Contract location, Diplomacy ect.) we will likely also be needing recruits in Finances and Training.
I've been paying attention to EVE news to keep an eye on how every ones doing up there, recent news:
GoonSwarm, (Number wise 2nd best Alliance in Eve) is having issues with the loss of Vile (RIP) I hope the best for them.
Northern Coalition and pet Rolling Thunder are losing ground to GoonSwarm in their war against them.
TEST Alliance Please Ignore (1st best number wise) is having rumors spread that they cannot maintain their current financial situation.
SOCO will be continuing their war against TEST, they however have little to no chance of victory IMO.
AAA is having diplomatic issues with TEST, tensions seem to be drawing.
Do you know what the definition of Insanity is?
-Lost |
Heinz Doofenshertz
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2012.09.25 09:04:00 -
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doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result?
Good Luck with your venture sir. 07 |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 09:10:00 -
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Heinz Doofenshertz wrote:doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result?
Good Luck with your venture sir. 07
Oh I'm only the what? 4th or 7th corp to post on here? I bet I'll be the famous one! Should've posted sooner but life got me caught up, but I should've posted sooner but life got me caught up, but I should've posted sooner, but life got me caught up, but I should've posted sooner, but life got me caught up, but I should've posted sooner, but life got me caught up, but I should've posted sooner, but life got me caught up, but I should've posted sooner, but life got me caught up, but I should've posted sooner, but life got me caught up, but I should've posted sooner, but life got me caught up, KIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEENNNNNSSSS |
KingBabar
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2012.09.25 10:06:00 -
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I sleep woth a kitten, damnit. |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 17:53:00 -
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KingBabar wrote:I sleep woth a kitten, damnit.
You...You TRAITOR!!! Have you no idea what the kittens are here to do!? CCP is an acronym that means Cats looking to Control all People! and they tactically inserted Kittens as a censor to make us think of kittens more so that we'll buy kittens because their so cute and cuddly and their fur is so soft and...they have the...cutest little voices...and....and...AAAHHHG!!! THEIR IN MY MIND!!!! |
Valmar Shadereaver
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Posted - 2012.09.25 17:58:00 -
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Telemachus AREMNi wrote:KingBabar wrote:I sleep woth a kitten, damnit. You...You TRAITOR!!! Have you no idea what the kittens are here to do!? CCP is an acronym that means Cats looking to Control all People! and they tactically inserted Kittens as a censor to make us think of kittens more so that we'll buy kittens because their so cute and cuddly and their fur is so soft and...they have the...cutest little voices...and....and...AAAHHHG!!! THEIR IN MY MIND!!!!
lets not forget kitten's tend to get very dangerous once you provoke them so lovly having a predator pet and it think's ur food |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 18:08:00 -
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Don't forget that kittens also have swarm launchers hidden in their fur that they were genetically engineered to grow....
Speaking of swarms, those things are way to powerful we should have flares automatically fire from any swarm launcher that shoots swarms so that they'll be completely useless because I want to be OP again in my uber-Panzatanka because I don't like loosing 1 mil every time I die in it, I mean this isn't EVE where I would lose 5 to 10 mil off of a single ship blowing up in my face.
Hmmm....but then again though in EVE I had safe ways of gathering ISK by trading on the market and running boring as all hell missions (Sorry I just hated them) where as on here you only earn money based off of how well you do in combat....I'll have to think more about this thank you for prompting me with it Valmar, your opinion really helped! |
ReGnUM SLAYER DEI
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Posted - 2012.09.25 18:33:00 -
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WHERE DO I SIGN UP! |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2012.09.25 18:35:00 -
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ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote:WHERE DO I SIGH UP!
SIGN* spell check brah |
ReGnUM SLAYER DEI
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Posted - 2012.09.25 18:38:00 -
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Sleepy Zan wrote:ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote:WHERE DO I SIGH UP! SIGN* spell check brah
Thanks BRAHHHHH |
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Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 18:38:00 -
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ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote:WHERE DO I SIGH UP!
....You need to get the Blue form from the Yellow container with the marker that says "Not for recruitment purposes" because that one is the one for recruitment purposes....Then you ONLY write on the Green, Purple and Mahogany colored paper of the Blue form NOT the Pink, Lime Green or wood colored paper of the form....If you do not follow this to its exact order then you will promptly have an orbital strike called on your head, by the way you only have 10 minutes to do this Thank you!....NEXT! |
ReGnUM SLAYER DEI
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Posted - 2012.09.25 18:40:00 -
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Telemachus AREMNi wrote:ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote:WHERE DO I SIGH UP! ....You need to get the Blue form from the Yellow container with the marker that says "Not for recruitment purposes" because that one is the one for recruitment purposes....Then you ONLY write on the Green, Purple and Mahogany colored paper of the Blue form NOT the Pink, Lime Green or wood colored paper of the form....If you do not follow this to its exact order then you will promptly have an orbital strike called on your head, by the way you only have 10 minutes to do this Thank you!....NEXT!
WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO BE CLUTCH! |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 18:43:00 -
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ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote:Telemachus AREMNi wrote:ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote:WHERE DO I SIGH UP! ....You need to get the Blue form from the Yellow container with the marker that says "Not for recruitment purposes" because that one is the one for recruitment purposes....Then you ONLY write on the Green, Purple and Mahogany colored paper of the Blue form NOT the Pink, Lime Green or wood colored paper of the form....If you do not follow this to its exact order then you will promptly have an orbital strike called on your head, by the way you only have 10 minutes to do this Thank you!....NEXT! WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO BE CLUTCH!
Sigh...Sir as you can see Clutch time was yesterday from 3 AM to 4 AM Nowhere time its now set for Ozzy status thank you...NEXT!!! |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 22:46:00 -
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Ozzy time is ending, now Clowny face time. |
D'Finn Rhedlyne
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.09.25 22:54:00 -
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Telemachus AREMNi wrote:
ITS is now recruiting for Dust players, Requirements? NONE
(Unless you have a previous ailment including but not limited to: being a kitten, having a kitten, looking at kittens, kittenitus, punting kittens, sleeping with kittens ect ect.)
Well... thats me kittened on all counts.... KITTEN!  |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 23:01:00 -
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D'Finn Rhedlyne wrote:Telemachus AREMNi wrote:
ITS is now recruiting for Dust players, Requirements? NONE
(Unless you have a previous ailment including but not limited to: being a kitten, having a kitten, looking at kittens, kittenitus, punting kittens, sleeping with kittens ect ect.)
Well... thats me kittened on all counts.... KITTEN!
Scum like yourself will be wiped from New Eden Forever |
Tien TheSecond
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.09.25 23:01:00 -
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Telemachus AREMNi wrote:
I've been paying attention to EVE news to keep an eye on how every ones doing up there, recent news:
GoonSwarm, (Number wise 2nd best Alliance in Eve) is having issues with the loss of Vile (RIP) I hope the best for them.
Northern Coalition and pet Rolling Thunder are losing ground to GoonSwarm in their war against them.
TEST Alliance Please Ignore (1st best number wise) is having rumors spread that they cannot maintain their current financial situation.
SOCO will be continuing their war against TEST, they however have little to no chance of victory IMO.
AAA is having diplomatic issues with TEST, tensions seem to be drawing.
Insanity is relying on old or false OSINT over and over again, expecting different results. TEST publicly announced that not only are they financially stable, and offering space for rent in fountain to further that stability. SoCo is fractured and fragmenting, as recently Raiden. and The Initiative left SoCo for the HBC. Glen Beck Recently outted Goonswarm Federation as a CIA front. RED Overlord will continue to battle HBC, while getting harassed from the other side. Nullia Secunda and Gypsy Band recently redeployed. 7 Diplomats still don't add up to Vile Rat.
Questions? |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 23:06:00 -
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Tien TheSecond wrote:Telemachus AREMNi wrote:
I've been paying attention to EVE news to keep an eye on how every ones doing up there, recent news:
GoonSwarm, (Number wise 2nd best Alliance in Eve) is having issues with the loss of Vile (RIP) I hope the best for them.
Northern Coalition and pet Rolling Thunder are losing ground to GoonSwarm in their war against them.
TEST Alliance Please Ignore (1st best number wise) is having rumors spread that they cannot maintain their current financial situation.
SOCO will be continuing their war against TEST, they however have little to no chance of victory IMO.
AAA is having diplomatic issues with TEST, tensions seem to be drawing.
Insanity is relying on old or false OSINT over and over again, expecting different results. TEST publicly announced that not only are they financially stable, and offering space for rent in fountain to further that stability. SoCo is fractured and fragmenting, as recently Raiden. and The Initiative left SoCo for the HBC. Glen Beck Recently outted Goonswarm Federation as a CIA front. RED Overlord will continue to battle HBC, while getting harassed from the other side. Nullia Secunda and Gypsy Band recently redeployed. 7 Diplomats still don't add up to Vile Rat. Questions?
Nice to see someone else pays attention to whats going on out there in Null, but I have to say if TEST are financially stable then why offer space for rent? Usually renting is a way of improving your income, but in this circumstance it seems like it would be a risky/desperate move for them to make. Or am I wrong? |
D'Finn Rhedlyne
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.09.25 23:17:00 -
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Telemachus AREMNi wrote:Scum like yourself will be wiped from New Eden
I should have known that your response would be as such. Your oppressive regime has warped your mind.
Stupid Gallente clone, can you not see, that soon you will be our pawns to do with as you did unto us.
Our time is coming... we have waited so long and now the scales shall be tipped in the victors favour!
Bring it on.. we are waiting |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.25 23:38:00 -
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D'Finn Rhedlyne wrote:Telemachus AREMNi wrote:Scum like yourself will be wiped from New Eden I should have known that your response would be as such. Your oppressive regime has warped your mind. Stupid Gallente clone, can you not see, that soon you will be our pawns to do with as you did unto us. Our time is coming... we have waited so long and now the scales shall be tipped in the victors favour! Bring it on.. we are waiting
How dare you I knew you were working with the kittens but now this!? THIS??? You will join the space nezi eating zombies from Jita for your insolence! How dare you disobey your queen/king/lordship/holiness/godliness that is me! |
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D'Finn Rhedlyne
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.09.26 01:08:00 -
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ERM... wot, exactly, is a space nezi?? |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.26 03:59:00 -
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Its the future version of Germans from the fourth kitten era when they went to war against the Laplander people for taking control of Asian space...Go read a space book sometime jeez.... |
Telemachus AREMNi
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Posted - 2012.09.26 04:16:00 -
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Time change from Clown to Clutch |
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