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J'Jor Da'Wg
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2012.09.19 01:39:00 -
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Helicopter hat Beanie that lets you put it on your head and zoom around the map. Impervious to being locked on by swarms.
Proto variants allow entry into space. If you carry AV fits, you are not lockable by EVE players, in cloaked mode all the time, and can solo a Titan with a forge gun. The downside to this advanced beanie hat tech is that it costs an exorbitant amount of waiting in the mail for your cereal box tops to go through and have your free promotional propeller hat be sent in the mail. Or you can just go to Jita and pick it up yourself. |
J'Jor Da'Wg
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
648
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Posted - 2012.09.20 01:42:00 -
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The Death Star. Militia variant is the original one wih the exhaust port, and Type II is the second one. However, we haven't built a full Type II variant yet. Everytime we park it off a moon to build it, we have problems landside. No, not with immortal clone soldiers, they are easy to take care of.
No; we can't seem to keep primitive hairballs with legs out of our cutting edge facility. Its so annoying! We tried everything; guard dogs, auto turrets, genocide, and as a last resort, burning down the entire forest. Then, wierdly enough, 9 foot tall blue people came flying out of the trees at us. Yelling something about Na'Vi, and how we are killing the planet. Next time, we are just gonna build in high sec. Enough of these null sec backwater moons. |
J'Jor Da'Wg
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2012.09.23 17:28:00 -
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Shoop Da Whoop turret for the HAV. With infinite damage, it literally kills the universe when you fire it, crashing the server and almost bankrupting CCP as angry players cancel their subs. The power from the blast interferes wth the wormhole in the EVE gate, somehow reversing it and establishing a connection back to the Milky Way. Players are then free to return to Earth. However, by pure chance, the USNC and Covenent are fighting at that time, and the Flood has been introduced.
Many lulz can be earned by covertly orbital bombarding Halo Reach matches on Xbox. With no Skyfire battery, many Halo players will be OHK'd from the sky out of nowhere. This will prompt MS to start an internal server security sweep, where they will find Goonswarm warping in en masse and hacking their databases to steal credit card numbers and buy plexes. When MS demands CCP closes the EVE gate to MS servers on the EVEO forums, trolls respond overwhelmingly "Can I haz ur stuffz?"
Microsoft ragequits and runs away to cry, eventually going out of business. Then, the universe spontaneously implodes. The end. |
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