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Eddie Boirelle
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2012.09.06 15:44:00 -
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I've managed a few dumb things myself, not always the brightest of most observant guy around.
My best (worst) 2 would be, in cqc throwing a grenade, kill the guy with my gun, run forward and boom, blow myself up
but the worst I ever managed was called in a HAV (yes, I'm one of those) while I was waiting I read a forum post as you do. Next thing I know the HAV is landing on my head...Revive just in time to see someone else drive off in it the get booted by an internal error. Good times
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OG DonHel
65
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Posted - 2012.09.06 15:49:00 -
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I would have to say it was when I recieved a guys tank that cost him 800k , parked on a hill and started raining down, all of a sudden tank goes boom and I'm dead... My bright self was sitting in the red zone, somehow I did not notice the big red timer telling me to gtfo |
Eddie Boirelle
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2012.09.06 15:57:00 -
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OG DonHel wrote:I would have to say it was when I recieved a guys tank that cost him 800k , parked on a hill and started raining down, all of a sudden tank goes boom and I'm dead... My bright self was sitting in the red zone, somehow I did not notice the big red timer telling me to gtfo Forgot I've done that too, first HAV I ever used as well ummmmm |
Kain Spero
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
903
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Posted - 2012.09.06 16:08:00 -
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Well, I was hiding behind cover low on health and began to charge my assault forge gun. I thought I had the perfect timing, but I was wrong and hit the cover infront of me and killed myself. It was good for a laugh though. |
MrShooter01
Expert Intervention Caldari State
268
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Posted - 2012.09.06 16:13:00 -
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I've squished myself with expensive vehicles at least a dozen times
I stand under the RDV and hop up and try to enter the vehicle before it hits the ground, and sometimes that doesn't work out so well for me (but very well for the teammates watching)
I don't even know why I do this in the first place but it's hard to stop myself... |
Tony Calif
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
2002
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Posted - 2012.09.06 16:16:00 -
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Flying my fresh Dropship into a friendly RDV bringing in another drop ship. Air traffic control failed me... |
Goliath Raven
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
80
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Posted - 2012.09.06 16:22:00 -
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Flying my dropship, I see an enemy dropship inbound on RDV, so I go "Oh boy! lets go get that before it lands. Hover in place for probably 7 seconds as my gunners shoot at the enemy RDV/dropship, and the RDV lands, then takes off (keep in mind I'm still hovering in the exact same spot) And crashed into my dropship, kills us all, flys off, and the enemy hops in his dropship and takes off just fine.
Oh yah, those RDV can fly! DUH! |
AC2AW-LEEROY
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
62
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Posted - 2012.09.06 16:22:00 -
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Throwing down an remote bomb at B getting shot at and panicked pressing wrong button and blowing self up |
DUST Fiend
Immobile Infantry
1903
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Posted - 2012.09.06 16:30:00 -
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Tony Calif wrote:Air traffic control failed me...
I say, I SAY AMEN brother.
RDVs, AV in disguise
As for the dumbest thing... Well, there's a lot of them >_<
First time I flew these new dropships, after crushing and raining hell for months Anyways, I lift off the ground just a bit, then I go to move forward. The ship promptly nosedives into the ground, destroying both my ship, and myself
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fenrir storm
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
314
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Posted - 2012.09.06 17:53:00 -
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Tried to play drunk just now |
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fenrir storm
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
314
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Posted - 2012.09.06 17:54:00 -
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double post told ya |
Eddie Boirelle
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2012.09.06 17:56:00 -
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fenrir storm wrote:double post told ya I usually see double when I'm drunk helps with the kill count as I get 2 for 1... in my head anyway |
Kaif Zel
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
88
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Posted - 2012.09.06 18:06:00 -
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fenrir storm wrote:Tried to play drunk just now
Funny story.... I have essential tremor (for those unaware imagine a less severe parkinsons, but just in my hands) so sometimes when i get into some real stressful moments in dust it starts to look kinda funny. My hands start to shake and I'm trying to keep a grip on the controller so my arms start flailing to compensate the movement of my hands and i end up looking like someone playing video games in a poorly thought out commercial, but more wild shaking.
So to prevent all this wild shaking i do what many other people with essential tremor do, i have a beer. If I have a day dedicated to dust i have a beer every now and then and it keeps my hands steady. The best part is if you look up essential tremor treatment even medical sites tell you that you can self-medicate with alcohol. |
fenrir storm
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
314
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Posted - 2012.09.06 18:10:00 -
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Kaif Zel wrote:fenrir storm wrote:Tried to play drunk just now Funny story.... I have essential tremor (for those unaware imagine a less severe parkinsons, but just in my hands) so sometimes when i get into some real stressful moments in dust it starts to look kinda funny. My hands start to shake and I'm trying to keep a grip on the controller so my arms start flailing to compensate the movement of my hands and i end up looking like someone playing video games in a poorly thought out commercial, but more wild shaking. So to prevent all this wild shaking i do what many other people with essential tremor do, i have a beer. If I have a day dedicated to dust i have a beer every now and then and it keeps my hands steady. The best part is if you look up essential tremor treatment even medical sites tell you that you can self-medicate with alcohol.
Nice to meet some one who can see the funny side about them selves trouble a couplee is fine loads not good even the missus aint speaking to me |
Kaif Zel
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
88
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Posted - 2012.09.06 18:33:00 -
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fenrir storm wrote:Kaif Zel wrote:fenrir storm wrote:Tried to play drunk just now Funny story.... I have essential tremor (for those unaware imagine a less severe parkinsons, but just in my hands) so sometimes when i get into some real stressful moments in dust it starts to look kinda funny. My hands start to shake and I'm trying to keep a grip on the controller so my arms start flailing to compensate the movement of my hands and i end up looking like someone playing video games in a poorly thought out commercial, but more wild shaking. So to prevent all this wild shaking i do what many other people with essential tremor do, i have a beer. If I have a day dedicated to dust i have a beer every now and then and it keeps my hands steady. The best part is if you look up essential tremor treatment even medical sites tell you that you can self-medicate with alcohol. Nice to meet some one who can see the funny side about them selves trouble a couplee is fine loads not good even the missus aint speaking to me
Man I've had this tremor since i hit puberty, if i couldn't laugh about it myself i'd likely be dead.
Best part is when i actually go to pour the beer and my hand starts to shake. If there's someone there who doesn't know about it they usually make a joke ("Woah, ease up there alchy") then when i tell them about my tremor and they feel terrible about making the joke then everyone around who's seen this a million times before laughs and tells him to relax. |
ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS
134
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Posted - 2012.09.06 18:38:00 -
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Stupiest thing I've done is not to go straight for tanks the last 3 builds. '' You can take the FPS out the game but not the game out the FPS'r.'' |
Eddie Boirelle
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2012.09.06 18:47:00 -
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ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS wrote:Stupiest thing I've done is not to go straight for tanks the last 3 builds. '' You can take the FPS out the game but not the game out the FPS'r.'' I can understand where you're coming from but as a long time Eve player I know that when they get around to implementing all the EWar and other things, tanks will be far less dominant.
Also when the corp structure is implemented, good fps'rs will be like gold dust.
you could always jump in a tank turret... |
Shogen Shu
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
23
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Posted - 2012.09.06 18:49:00 -
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playing a logistic. |
ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS
134
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Posted - 2012.09.06 18:56:00 -
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Don't need to Eddie, working on tanks now, Dave and me had three games with his so far and went on a **** rampage, honestly it's a joke. If you see me and Dave together in a game for your sake you better leave.... lol, tanks, nah not ruining the game at all. |
Debacle Nano
Shadow Company HQ
639
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:07:00 -
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ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS wrote:Don't need to Eddie, working on tanks now, Dave and me had three games with his so far and went on a **** rampage, honestly it's a joke. If you see me and Dave together in a game for your sake you better leave.... lol, tanks, nah not ruining the game at all. No offence but i soloed you and dave yesterday. |
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ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS
134
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:11:00 -
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that was yesterday, his first tank. today is a whole other day. |
Eddie Boirelle
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:12:00 -
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ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS wrote:that was yesterday, his first tank. today is a whole other day. Enjoy it while you can, nerf hammer is a coming... |
ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS
134
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:15:00 -
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Er, fine, we hate tanks mate only doing them cos we're fed up with what is way past a joke now. |
Terram Nenokal
BetaMax.
115
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:17:00 -
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I threw a grenade at an empty enemy LAV and decided that was also a good time to run up and hack it. |
Debacle Nano
Shadow Company HQ
639
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:18:00 -
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ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS wrote:that was yesterday, his first tank. today is a whole other day. Haha well good luck skiling. Just dont get too hyped to kill a tank. I think it was on ambush communications and he approached me head on. |
Eddie Boirelle
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:21:00 -
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ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS wrote:Er, fine, we hate tanks mate only doing them cos we're fed up with what is way past a joke now. I actually started off playing Logi, what I really want to do. I specked tanks because I was fed of getting owned. And playing logi with randoms is a joke |
Otosan Ookami
Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire
33
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:23:00 -
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the dumbest thing I do is put the controller down, mid match on the couch in front of me.
10 times now I've cooked a grenade and Suicided because the phone rings, or a child's nose needs to be wiped....
Radda.... radda radda.... |
TEBOW BAGGINS
FIREFLY ATLANTIS ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED TACNET
549
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:35:00 -
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bought a UVT on the first day of new build for 900 aurum |
Shogen Shu
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
23
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Posted - 2012.09.06 19:40:00 -
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Debacle Nano wrote:ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS wrote:Don't need to Eddie, working on tanks now, Dave and me had three games with his so far and went on a **** rampage, honestly it's a joke. If you see me and Dave together in a game for your sake you better leave.... lol, tanks, nah not ruining the game at all. No offence but i soloed you and dave yesterday. +1 |
Seamie Schmoove
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
64
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Posted - 2012.09.06 20:11:00 -
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RDV comes in with a dropship....I shoot the pilot, rub my hands with glee and yoink it. Take off, do a 180 spin and somehow invert the frikkin thing and drive straight into a small 1 storey shack. D'OH! |
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STB-Quickgloves EV
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
527
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Posted - 2012.09.06 20:13:00 -
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Dumbest thing ever .. well the other day rage was tank driving i was in my stellar hummer an was crusing around jumping rocks on jagged edge.. next thing u know i c a tank so i start driving towards the enemy tank.. rage is driving away from the enemy tank he comes over a hill my jeep is full his tank is full .. total carnage train wreck .... 6 STB die in a brutal car accident |
snapi hansen
Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2012.09.06 20:18:00 -
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I called upon my long saved Sagaris, maybe it was me stupid enough to call to close on a tall building, First the RDV was cirulatin around me, and then it crashed into the building and dropped the tanked way off the drop point, so i had to sprint towards it, but got SNIPED, Frustrated i spawned 500m away from my beloved sagaris, and then it turned RED, hacked for good. people where trollin me :( that moment i hated the game for real |
Ferocitan
22
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Posted - 2012.09.06 21:15:00 -
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Getting a Job...
now I'm to tired or don't have time to? njoy the game as i did ... |
Ire's thug
GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention
272
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Posted - 2012.09.06 21:15:00 -
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Solo, i ran outside the biomass ambush city and called in a dropship. Just as my RDV is in route 2 mercs wheel around the corner, kill me, jack my ride, and systematically start killing my entire team with my proto turrets.. The most brutal part is the guy that stole it was a terrible pilot and he crashed it more then flew it.. but because it was a proto dropship fitted to the nuts with extenders he lived long enough for his gunner to kill almost 30 people..
HARD LESSON LEARNED. |
TERGONAUT
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2012.09.06 22:32:00 -
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The dumbest thing i think i have done, was drop a LAV on my head, or crash my first new dropship, literally like 3 seconds after take off killing me and my passengers. |
Xavier Hastings
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
243
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Posted - 2012.09.06 22:37:00 -
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I tried to knife a tank. You know how that goes! |
ONS THAT GUY
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2012.09.06 23:13:00 -
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On Biomass Me and a buddy got bored. i on top of(not in) a a LAV and used the forge gun to destroy ****!!!!..... well i thought this was a good idea till we hit a hill and launched my heavy over it. i couldnt get back out the redzone and boom. i was dead
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ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS
134
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Posted - 2012.09.06 23:25:00 -
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Shogen Shu wrote:Debacle Nano wrote:ICECREAMK1NG WARRIORS wrote:Don't need to Eddie, working on tanks now, Dave and me had three games with his so far and went on a **** rampage, honestly it's a joke. If you see me and Dave together in a game for your sake you better leave.... lol, tanks, nah not ruining the game at all. No offence but i soloed you and dave yesterday. +1
Yes you soloed us in your supertank while we were in militia. Not really anything to shout about. |
STB-GoD-NoVa EV
70
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Posted - 2012.09.06 23:34:00 -
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rush a group of 4-5 guys to kill them all alone, even tho i still kill them 8 times out of 10 |
The Polish Hammer
Doomheim
373
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Posted - 2012.09.07 00:04:00 -
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Flew a dropship up on top of the MCC (last build) and dove off before I knew what the hell the Inertia Dampener was.
feelsbadman.jpg |
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Skihids
Tritan-Industries Legacy Rising
969
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Posted - 2012.09.07 00:09:00 -
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I spawn in on one of the raised landing platforms and call in my dropship right there rather than take the time to jump down and run into the clear. I first walk up to the edge facing the second landing pad and call it in, thinking that it will most likely drop on the other pad, maybe it will drop between them but not fall through. I then back up to be sure it doesn't land on my head.
Well, I look up to see the damn drone dropping it on my head. I panic and back up only to find my back against a wall. Squish!
Then, I respawn and run back to my ship. I jump in and take off only to find it low on health and getting worse. like an idiot I keep flying thinking , "Oh, it will regen". Nope. Alarms sound and it blows up, killing me for the second time!
That's got to be a special nerf to prevent pilots from squashing dropsuits, but it probably wasn't intended to kill the pilot twice.
Oh, and I pulled that very same trick a couple weeks ago and didn't learn from it |
TiMeSpLiT--TeR
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
326
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Posted - 2012.09.07 00:14:00 -
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Requested a rdv for lav. Drove it, then got teamkilled by being crushed by another another player requesting rdv for a tank. |
STB-Kaios Family EV
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
12
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Posted - 2012.09.07 00:19:00 -
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dumbest thing i ever did was spec for heavy suit with HMG they are so garbage now . |
miahus
CrimeWave Syndicate
78
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Posted - 2012.09.07 10:50:00 -
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I randomly spawned on an ambush map, two seconds later a tank gets dropped on my head.....dumbest thing is not having a drop uplink on an ambush. |
D'Finn Rhedlyne
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
266
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Posted - 2012.09.07 11:31:00 -
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THIS |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.09.07 11:33:00 -
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I wouldn't even know where to begin :) |
Cinder Integ
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
23
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Posted - 2012.09.07 12:35:00 -
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Blowed up da enemy tank while I be standin on it. hur dur |
Aeon Amadi
Maverick Conflict Solutions
1003
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Posted - 2012.09.07 13:15:00 -
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Put two Enhanced Light Damage Modifiers on my Forge Gun Heavy and didn't realize it until I had lost 6-7 of the suits. |
EnglishSnake
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
1012
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Posted - 2012.09.07 14:07:00 -
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Not skilling into tanks after the reset |
Sha Kharn Clone
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
1087
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Posted - 2012.09.07 14:16:00 -
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I called 5 or 6 tanks in against Tyras Borg and Just Bad.
- 8 mil or more in one game ouch.
Edit: also trying to fly a whole game upside down in a dropship....still think it can be done tho |
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