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Cerebral Wolf Jr
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First of all let me say that this is going to be a work in progress, for now there will be very few links etc till i've had the time to add various other threads about things on the timeline and then link them all in. But for now this will give you all a basic of idea of where things have happened in the past and the major players involved with them.
It's not going to cover the last 6 months though, that will require input from the community to expand on it.
2003
May
- EVE Online released.
December
- Castor Patch
2004
July
- Great Northern War
November
- Exodus Patch
2005
July
- Cold War Patch
September
- Sep. 23 - GoonFleet founded by Remedial
- PC Gamer article "Murder Incorporated" is published about Istvaan.
November
- GoonFleet officially moves in to Syndicate and starts renting belts in S-U8A4 from the informal OSS alliance.
December
- Red Moon Rising Patch
2006
January
- Bloodlines Patch
February
- Clankillers
- Fofofo
- Fully Charged Freighter
- Threadnaught
March
- BoB Discusses Hiring Goonfleet - A wonderful conversation about us.
April
- April 1 - Remedial loses his Thanatos to a level 3 COSMOS mission. Nobody believes FNLN when he tries to tell us about it because not only is it FNLN, but it's April Fools Day.
- April 9 - The OSS alliance formed with GoonFleet as a member corporation
- Black Lance
- Les chevaliers de l'ordre
- Battle of XS-XAY
- Axis Of Faggotry
- The Sad Little Bee
- The Battle of UTKS-5
May
- NapalmKid
June
- June 3 - GoonSwarm alliance founded with GoonFleet, GoonWaffe, BigMek Industries, Duragon Pioneer Group, Magellanic ITG, and Visual I.D as member corporations.
- The Chatlog Heard 'Round The Galaxy
- Ol' Iron Sides
- The Warrior From Hell
- Hoegaarden becomes CEO of Goonswarm.
July
- The First Campaign For XZH-4X
- Operation Final Solution
- Hoegaarden returns control of the swarm to Remedial.
August
- Dragon Patch
- VCBee
September
- Operation Revolver
- Goonfleet Foreign Legion deployed.
- The Taking of the South
- The Great EVE War
October
- Goonfleet leaves Syndicate
- The RedSwarm Federation is formed between Goonswarm, Red Alliance, and TCF.
November
- Revelations Patch - Among other things, it helps break up the Blueprint Cartels
- Warp to 0
- The Great EVE War - November 2006
December
- Death of the first Titan (CYVOK's Avatar)
2007
February
- BoD Scandal Timeline
- D2 Loses an Erebus to Digitalcommunist's aggression-causing smartbomb.
- Lotka Volterra's Baby Titan Killed
- The Mittani is officially shadow CEO of Goonfleet.
March
- Mawg puts the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- The Second Campaign for XZH-4X
- The Great Reading of Gatsby
- The Great EVE War - Invincible Titans and the near-collapse of GoonSwarm
- POS Bowling becomes a popular sport for the Band of Brothers and their flunkies.
May
- The Mittani is CEO (in name as well as fact) for about a month.
- Bein Glorious publishes the Titan Manifesto on the official forums.
- "Double Doomsday Tanking" becomes a necessity.
June
- Revelations II Patch
- Goonswarm and Red Alliance destroy Shrike's Avatar [1] Story -- Hrin bumped Shrike, and Arthur Miller opened the cyno for the cap fleet.
- Digitalcommunist's Lament - Poor, poor Shrike ^_^
- The Mittani passes the CEO torch to Sesfan Qu'Lah.
July
- The Great EVE War - The Retaking of Tenerifis
August
- August 17th (FNLN posts Remedial's ***** on the internet)
- The Great EVE War - Omist
September
- The Great EVE War - Feythabolis
- History Poster reaches its final form. See also: Virgin History Poster.
October
- The Eye of Terror
- The Great EVE War - The RIT Triangle and the destruction of RISE
November
- Captain Gordon
- The Great EVE War - Esoteria and Paragon Soul
- CCP gives their presentation on "the future of lag."
December
- Trinity Patch
- The Great EVE War - Catch
- December 15th
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
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2008
January
- The Great EVE War - Querious
February
- The Great EVE War - Delve
- The 6-24 POS Achieves Notoriety
March
- The Great EVE War - Stagnation
- Sesfan ejects Visual I.D from the swarm for not participating in the war, accepting farmers, and general uselessness, as as result of repeated conversations with superposter Vio Geraci.
- Darius JOHNSON replaces Sesfan as CEO of Goonswarm.
April
- Goon ADD - Nothing really happens for a month
May
- Smash SMASH offensive
- May 20-21, the Battle of M-m - Scavok hands SMASH a pleasing defeat.
- Triumvirate disbands
- Deadtear loses a titan to SMASH - SMASH and Goonfleet have many a lol.
- PC Gamer article "The Great War" published, about the conflict between BoB and the sane portion of EVE.
- The first CSM Council elections conclude. Among those elected were goons Darius Johnson and Bane Glorious. Also of note is that Jade Constantine, queen of empire, was elected chairman. A period of complete faggotry, devoid of any value or progress, follows until Jade is ousted during the next election. See The Trolls for some campaign literature from Goonfleet's primaries for that election.
June
- Empyrean Age patch
- SMASHKill begins failure cascading.
July
- Possession of Geminate passes to Daisho
- New Target: Stain Empire
August
- 111- cripesfest
September
- Fighterbombing VCBees
- Going back north to- oh hey Stain's in our backyard again
October
- RA returns to the fight and the subsequent A-C curbstomp
- GROON gets booted from the Swarm. Hoegaarden too busy campaigning for Obama to do anything about it. GROON moves to Delve.
November
- Russian Complex Drama - Some of our russian allies turned out to be isk farming complex runners. Goonfleet aghast with surprise. Prelude to The Second Great Eve War.
- Quantum Rise patch deployed
- The Great Dolchstoss - AAA resets the Swarm
- Goonfleet begins migrating out of the Scalding Pass region in anticipation of transferring the region to RA.
- BoB ninjas their way into Scalding Pass and nobody cares.
- The second CSM elections are over. Darius Johnson is re-elected, as is that stupid dutch **** and Lavista Vista. Otherwise, all new faces.
December
- TCF heads north to Deklein, taking most of it within a handful of days.
- EXE begins annexing the Wicked Creek region.
- Goons lose C9N station due to ****** tower timing (blame for this has shifted between LDLQ and australian goons).
- Some gay capital pilot purge takes place over some really gay **** that I'm probably not allowed to talk about.
- Evil Thug is banned from the public Russian EVE forums.
- The 77S8-E/AZN-D2 highway is broken in R2TJ-1 due to a bug. It will take a month to fix the highway.
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
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2011
January 2011
- 1/1/11 never forget: Daitengu's shrimp boat runs aground in the first supercap loss of 2011, Seafood companies reportedly devastated. Happy New Year!
- 2nd AHAHAHA, didn't take long for us to avenge him though!
- 13th RogueMind posts the worst thread in goonfleet history.
- 19th PL redeploy to x-7, presumably to farm the residents while still getting their daily Tiberizzle Awox. Sansa Comfrey well on his way to being the worst of battlestars and ds1 combined in one shitposter. Ethereal Dawn deploy to NPC delve, presumably so delvegoons have more carebears to shoot.
- 22nd Dicks once again arc in a parabolic trajectory as a surprise NC supercap hotdrop (that was obviously on the way to everyone except IT alliance apparently) bags 2 titans and several supercarriers. Only losses on our side are an 0wn alliance nyx who apparently has never heard of broadcasting and is really easy to troll.
- 23rd IT starts fail cascading. We've been here like, a month? Maybe? House of cards and all that rot. Anyway much forum **** is released and many IT corps are reported to be getting outta dodge.
- 28th Following a State of the Gonnion from The Mittani, 1100 Goons + Allies fall onto IT Alliances staging system of 6VDT in Fountain for a repeat of the PR- camp. The station, gates and and all IT+Pets towers are progressively disabled and repecaged. Between 200 to 700 ships stay logged in with round the clock FC'ing provided. Several IT supercapital's escape when CCP allows bubbles to go offline at downtime. However, any hostile fleet breakout is foiled every time it is attempted. The iHUB and all hostile POS's are progressively eliminated over the next 3 days, along with any hostile sub-capital's who attempt to escape the trap.
- 31st 6vdt taken. IT off riding bikes. Goons sigh in relief after nearly a week of boat on teamspeak.
February 2011
- 7th: War was declared against stupid highsec pubbies who demand JBs be removed because they make 0.0 too easy, despite none of them having ever actually entered 0.0 in any way shape or form and 0.0 logistics already being a horrendous pain in the ass. Oh, and apparently we won the foreverwar as IT Alliance continues to cascade.
- 13th: Mittani snorts a bad batch of Tech goo and goes crazy, calling for every single pvp ship lost by the alliance to be reimbursed. Angel faction ship prices shoot through the roof as goons attempt to lose as many dramiels and cynabals as possible before he can quietly collect his shoes and clothes and sneak out of Karl Marx's bedroom before the latter gets out of the shower.
- 22nd: Goons are talented (and more than a little creepy)
March 2011
- 3rd: Bobfrommarketing gets into some hot water over allegations that he abused and manipulated a minor into being his e-sex toy. Results pending as of this writing. e: Banned
Various: NC and Drone Russians continue to trade body blows with supercaps in Geminate.
- 23rd: Leekspin is back!.
- 26th: 0.0 entities sweep nearly every seat in CSM6. Mittani takes the chair with more than 2k votes over the runner up. Mission runners are outraged for 10 minutes until something shiny enters their field of vision.
April 2011
- 11thish: Noted ****** receptacle web site Scrapheap Challenge dies the good death. Where will ex-BoB members relive their glory years while protected by overzealous moderators, now?
- 14th: Peacetime reimbursement comes to an end. Apparently there's some kind of malarkey going on that requires our attention. Also, TRI mark 20 tried to break our nice things and somehow managed to hand us some tech moons instead.
May 2011
- I made some posts! -hep, apparently everyone was riding bikes or can't be arsed to update this page. Minecraft was still cool in any case.
- The Northern Coalition Implodes: Wow, seriously? Okay I guess the guy who doesn't play eve anymore will update this. NC died to drone russians/PL/ev0ke/and I think trimark50. Goons largely rode bikes as we like the drone russians and most of NC east who utterly failed to hold their territory were sperging mouthbreathers (STELLA POLARIS WAS RESET IN HERE SOMEWHERE WHICH IS EASILY THE BEST NEWS OF THE YEAR). MM/Bricks and a few others ****** off to Delve, others ****** off to Pure Blind or Curse or just died a horrible death. Things just got interesting again in the world of space ships online.
June 2011
- 21st - Incarna is released. Players rejoice quake with FEAR at the loss of station spinning and the introduction of the Nobel Exchange, where they can spend $60 in Eve Time Codes to buy a Monocle that nobody else can see.
- 22nd - The honeymoon is quickly ended, and players quickly take to the forums. The threadnaught quickly evolves into armathreddon as the different subforms are quickly stuffed with posts of outrage. CCP never clarifies whether they will introduce premium ship mods or ships, which becomes a point of contention among players.
- Week of the 22nd onward - The CSM is recalled to Iceland, weeks after their May summit. Skepticism of CCP is practically universal at this point.
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
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July 2011
- 15th, euro prime: VFK, YA0, and DKUK cynojammers are incapacitated and a massive blob of supercapitals piloted by a coalition consisting of RaidenDOT, NCdot, Pandemic Legion and EvZEROke descend on the heart of Deklein, reinforcing stations, ihubs, and CSAAs. BMerc has organized a 'headshot' campaign. Hostiles erect supercapital staging POSes in VFK itself for the purpose of keeping their supers in the system, so any subsequentially onlined cynojammers would be irrelevant.
- 15th, USTZ: An emergency SOTG is broadcast, and nearly a thousand angry Clusterfuckers descend upon VFK, erecting rapecages upon and reinforcing all hostile towers in VFK. PR-/6VDT style hellcamp begins; hostile pant soiling begins.
- 16th, post-downtime: A combined hostile subcap fleet composed of Abaddons, Guardians, and expensive, flashy Tengus attempts to enter VFK to incap the cynojammer again, which would allow supercapital reinforcements to enter the system. Angry Clusterfuckers grind said gang into paste with nearly no losses.
"The VFK Massacre today has apparently given some members of NC. cause for concern in the 'well we took our best shot and got hit with a **** avalanche and on the horizon I can make out endless unbroken lines of veritable **** tsunamis rolling towards us as far as the eye can see' sense."
- 16th, time unknown: RaidenDOT, fearing the loss of their supers to our grubby, skillless hands, log on all their supers at their rapecaged POSes and reset the pos password, flinging all of their supercaps out of the rapecage, and jump out. Raiden neglects to tell its allies with supercaps trapped in VFK that they did this, and the remaining hostile POSes are destroyed, leaving dozens of supercapitals trapped in VFK. All reinforced ihubs and POSes are defended and repaired.
- 17th: All reinforced stations are defended and repaired. Invasion utterly defeated.
- 18th: Recognizing their defeat, RaidenDOT and evZEROke forces pull out of NPC 0.0 in Pure Blind and recently conquered territory in Fade. Dozens of shameful JF convoys are spotted in a rush for the exits.
- 20th: Hellpurge of Fade and Pure Blind begins. Fade is to be given to Fatal Ascension for their exemplary contribution to the defense of VFK. Systems in Pure Blind are to largely be restored to their former owners, with two exceptions: the territory owned by Mostly Harmless (:byewhore:) and EC-P8R (IT'S OURS NOW, BITCHES.)
- 20th: The goon capital station in VFK is renamed "Mittaningrad".
- 22nd to the end of August: The Clusterfuck continues the reconquista of Pure Blind and Fade with a lot of tower shooting. Several small unsupported Dreadnought fleets are lost to PL Supercapital hot drops, but does nothing to stop the counter-offensive. Welpfleet then catches and destroys several PL Supercarriers as they evacuate the North. This concludes the One Hundred Days War.
August 2011
- The Reconquista of the North-West is completed.
- The Mittani makes several posts alerting of a danger that CCP is continuing to ignore Eve Online: A game of Internet Spaceships, in favour of devoting resources to a Console shooter and Glitter Vampires Online. These posts are then picked up by the gaming media at large. CCP makes brief posts saying they are aware of it, and still making plans for the Winter Expansion and cannot comment further. Winter is still said to be coming.
- Week of the 11th: hepatitisDD comes back to eve for a week for some reason to help TOPGOON put on their **** shoes until getting a 1 month readonly from frankfrank for posting a tagged link to the most excellent pair of **** ever seen in TWR (Maybe frankfrank is less of a fan of impressive racks than a fistfucking leather ******? iiam)
September 2011
- 1st: We give RAZOR Alliance a couch to crash on in the form of the MDM8-J constellation in Pure Blind. From the couch dweller, comes the couch provider.
- 3rd: RosAviaCosmos, Russian Specnaz and RAID are kicked for their failure to participate in the Defense of VFK. Other corps are demoted, scolded or promoted, depending on their performance. Winter is still coming.
- 11th: MrVee announces that a new campaign is to start: OPERATION FREEPORT DELVE. Delve 3: Delve Harder's objective is to secure, capture and then open up the Delve Stations to allow anyone and everyone freedom to dock, and allow Delve to be the Thunderdome it was meant to be. Five way fights between half a dozen different sides commence.
October 2011
- 1st: Goonswarm Shrugged: Weaselior realizes that there are only 17 belts of blue ice in high-sec. Blue ice is the source of Oxygen Isotopes, an essential and much-needed fuel for running Gallente POS, Gallente capitals and the logistically important Rorqual vessel. Directors and a slowly widening circle of "in the know" goons buy up huge quantities of "oxytopes" off the Jita market before we announce our plan: dispatch fleets of goons to suicide gank anybody trying to mine blue ice. Blue ice quickly becomes difficult to mine, the mittani actually enjoys playing eve online as he murders hundreds of mining barges, and pubbies on eve-o hit the ******* roof. As do oxygen isotope prices, which cap out around 1200 p/u (up from 350 p/u) before starting to settle down. Much of that is just the market reacting to the announcement, rather than any kind of actual shortage. We will see if events draw goons off or allow us to continue marauding for long enough to really spike the commodity. It is also possible that the drone regions will begin exporting blue ice as well. We'll see.
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
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October 2011
- 1st: Goonswarm Shrugged: Weaselior realizes that there are only 17 belts of blue ice in high-sec. Blue ice is the source of Oxygen Isotopes, an essential and much-needed fuel for running Gallente POS, Gallente capitals and the logistically important Rorqual vessel. Directors and a slowly widening circle of "in the know" goons buy up huge quantities of "oxytopes" off the Jita market before we announce our plan: dispatch fleets of goons to suicide gank anybody trying to mine blue ice. Blue ice quickly becomes difficult to mine, the mittani actually enjoys playing eve online as he murders hundreds of mining barges, and pubbies on eve-o hit the ******* roof. As do oxygen isotope prices, which cap out around 1200 p/u (up from 350 p/u) before starting to settle down. Much of that is just the market reacting to the announcement, rather than any kind of actual shortage. We will see if events draw goons off or allow us to continue marauding for long enough to really spike the commodity. It is also possible that the drone regions will begin exporting blue ice as well. We'll see.
- 10th: CCP finally acknowledges in a public fashion that supercapitals are unbalanced, leading to what is easily the best devblog of the year, and that's not even counting the return of ship spinning. Our complete domination of the metagame approaches its zenith, and winter is still coming.
- 11th: "Winter is coming" is no longer funny.
The beginning of time: "Winter is coming" was never funny in the first place.
November 2011
- The invasion of Delve and the interdiction of blue ice continues in November. During this month, after significant brow-beating and cajoling by the Goon-led CSM, CCP accelerates the pace of their development and the rate of their communication with the playerbase, leading to the release of the Crucible expansion.
- 14th: Former Northern Coalition member Morsus Mihi loses the last of its territories in the Delve/Querious area to us, ending their last hope of relevance in Eve: Online.
- 29th: Release date of the Crucible expansion.
Erryday: Cap smokes weed
December 2011
- 17th: Gallente Ice Interdiction officially ends, marking the dusk of a two and a half month period of abject terror in highsec. During the campaign:
3,422 ships were savagely murdered in the safety of highsec, constituting 389,091,575,628 (389 billion) isk worth of hull loss. Of the ships murdered,
1,764 were Mackinaws,
756 were Hulks,
619 were Retrievers,
261 were Covetors, and
22 were Orcas.
The top scorer, Atrum Veneficus, was present for 382 kills, a number, which translated into real money and somehow made a real crime in a real life court of law, constitutes Criminal Mischief in the Third Degree, a Class E felony, which carries a prison term not to exceed four years.
- Oxygen Isotopes rose from a starting price of 420 isk per unit to 1,470 isk per unit, causing major supply shortages, as well as causing many Goons to become extremely rich. Gallente capitals, especially Anshars, and Gallente POS went in the toilet as hundreds of poshavers waddled to the exits after spending tens of thousands of man-hours tearing down poses, one of the most cumbersome and unrewarding activities in Eve, next to mining, faction warfare, and pos shots.
- 18th: Dateline Branch Region: Shock and Awe. A state of the Goonion address by the Mittani is listened to by over 1600 players. When the SotG finished, six separate fleets fill up - A Supercap fleet of a wing of Titans and 2 Wings of Supercarriers, a 2nd fleet of Dreadnoughts and Carriers, a 3rd fleet of nothing but Command ships, Maelstrom Battleships and Logistic support, a 4th fleet of Battleships, Cruisers and fast ships and a 5th fleet of the same make up. Over a 1000 ships attacked several systems simultaneously. The fleets all crossed the border with complete surprise and began attacking CSAA's, Stations, Starbases and deploying SBU's throughout the region. The defense from White Noise is non existent for the first few hours, with the majority of the defending ships still deployed half the galaxy away at the HED system in distant Catch. Every CSAA in Branch is put into reinforced. Winter is here.
- 19th to 24th: Round the clock fleets from the Clusterfuck of Battleships, Caps and Supercaps destroy every CSAA in Branch, take tech moons, destroy iHUB's and TCU's, four White Noise Freighters carting over 100 bombers, an unfitted baby Supercarrier, and by Christmas eve take 3 stations. Every fleet White Noise and IRC fleet committed to the defense is destroyed, with Intrepid Crossing in particular being wiped out three times by MrVee bomber wings. Raiden sends some sniping fleets which act as the BoB of old and simply observe their allies being slaughtered.
- 25th to end of the year: iHubs, systems, stations and defense fleets continue to fall in Branch. White Noise wins a tactical battle in defense of one station after committing 71 Titans to its defense. More than 200 Clusterfuck Maelstroms are destroyed, at the cost of 30 Carriers. They still lose three other station systems that day.
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
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2012
January 2012
- New Year's Day: Over 900 White Noise and their allied pilots commit to a final battle to defend their 3rd staging system in as many weeks. Over 90 Titans and 100's of sub-capitals are ready to be committed for final victory. For hours the forces of White Noise stand ready to turn the tide of invasion and change the fate of the war. Unfortunately, only one man can give the go ahead to commence the battle, and he decided to spend New Years Day Not Playing Eve Online. White Noise eventually stands down after many hours while more stations fall to Clusterfuck forces who then **** cage and bubble the dispirited defenders docks and Supercapital staging starbases.
- 2nd to the 15th: White Noise collapses in Branch. Several large battles occur where both sides claim victory, but more stations, moons and systems fall every day.
- 16th: The Mittani declares victory in Branch.
- 20th: White Noise, Raiden, NCdot and others commit to a fight over Venal tech moons. Three CFC Alphafleets are destroyed when facing 61 enemy Titans. To everyone's surprise, Time Dilation is working well with over 1200 pilots in system.
- 21st: In another large battle a Raiden Titan is destroyed after 20 suicide dreadnoughts are committed to its destruction. Boss Tess then loses his Titan after being bumped out of shields after the main battle was over.
Februrary 2012
- Black History Month is mostly spent by the CFC trading tech moons with RaidenDOT and InitDOT (hired by raidenDOT and paid in tech moons,) with a number of tech moons falling to the latter (mostly belonging to SpaceMonkey's Alliance) before sov 3 ticks over in all of Branch, allowing us to erect cynojammers and retake the moons and restore them to their previous owners. Battles are largely similar in this time frame; moons get reinforced to Euro TZ, CFC maintains subcap superiority, hostiles drop titan IWIN buttons. Yawn.
- White NoiseDOT is purged of its holdings in Vale of the Silent by RaidenDOT, for being completely useless. Heh.
March 2012
- 6th: The bitter shell of Red Alliance, taking a severe beating from Against All Authorities, Solar Fleet, and other Bad RussiansGäó, are pushed back to historic system C-J6MT. In a rare moment of unironic bropacting, Goonswarm Federation, PL, evZEROke, initDOT, Legion of xXDEATHXx, and RA band together for a final stand against the Bad RussianGäó hordes. Alas, the efforts were unsuccessful.
- 7th: Voting for CSM 7 opens. Vile Rat, weary of repeated transatlantic flights and the smell of Icelandic fart water, cedes his position, leaving The Mittani as the sole candidate put forth by Goonswarm Federation. In the next 48 hours, more votes are tallied than were tallied in total for CSM 5. A goal of 10,000 votes for The Mittani is put forth as the goal for this year's campaign.
- The Mittani Commits Political Suicide: The Mittani wins the CSM election with 20% of the vote (10,058), but says some dumb stuff while drunk in front of a hostile camera crew. As a result, he is banned from EVE, loses his seat on the CSM, and hilarity has thoroughly ensued. RaidenDOT decides now is the perfect time to "twist the knife" in the goonies, and reinforces like fifteen of our technetium moons.
- Mid to Late March: Following the political shitstorm of Mittanigate at Fanfest, a full scale invasion of Tenal is ordered. RaidenDOT commits several fleets to the defence of the region but is unable to repel the seven full fleets that are active (typically two full Alphafleets, 2 Drakefleets, a Bomber fleet, a Capital fleet and a Supercapital fleet). Battles of over 1200 ships are not uncommon, as is Tidi slowing everything down to manageable and acceptable levels. Following the historical pattern, after a half dozen large subcapital battles, BoB mk 4 defences collapse and the region is almost entirely conquered before the end of the month. AAA comes north to help, and showing how useful they are, instead attacks 3 IRC CSAAs, which the CFC then destroys.
- 25th: NCdot loses three titans in a hilarious battle in 92D in Venal in an attempt to save a 120 man fleet from the Herculean might of Alphafleet. (op post)
April 2012
- The Great Bannination: Botters everywhere are devastated as CCP Sreegs enacts his own personal version of the Book of Ezekiel.
- 7th: The last station in Tenal falls to CFC forces. Scattered iHub's and meaningless moons are all that are left.
- 9th: A purge of NCdot tech in Venal is called after a treaty (oh god did we actually engage in diplomacy with these shirtlords :wtc:) is broken.
- 19th: Ops are canceled as NCdot comes running back to sign a new treaty. Goonswarm and the CFC significantly enlarge tech moon holdings in Venal in this short war.
- 20th: X13 leaves Raidendot. Raiden has lost nearly 500 members since March. :smug:
- 25th: RaidenDOT, seeking to ~trim the fat~ from their empire, boots an innocuous renter corp. Unfortunately, this renter corp happens to hold all their sov, and RaidenDOT manages to lose Vale of the Silent even faster than they lost Tenal.
- 26th - 29th: Burn Jita occurs, a coordinated freighter interdiction in the heart of highsec. Jita is routinely dropped to 15-30% tidi as hundreds of goons use coordinated tornado and thrasher strikes to destroy freighters and Jump Freighters. 518 billion isk in ships and loot is destroyed, while CCP looks over our activities with approval.
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
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May 2012
- 1st: BLACK-MARK is reset. As a final **** you, they do not hand over sov quietly, forcing us to engage in shameful sov grinding to retake one of the shittiest regions in the game. Cloud Ring is to be given to Executive Outcomes in what is probably the most :psyduck: worthy development since deadtear lost his titan to SMASH.
- 1st-29th: Hulkageddon V: Unholy Union. Driven by the promise of 100m isk per ten hulks or mackinaws killed, suicide gankers descend on empire. 100B isk worth of kills are harvested in the first 24 hours - by the 14th, damage done exceeded a trillion isk. Contrary to claims of shrieking pubbies, tweets from CCP_Diagoras indicate that mining volume in empire was cut to nearly half by the 10th; low end mineral prices and isotope prices react exactly as one would imagine, achieving previously unheard of highs.
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Cerebral Wolf Jr
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Reserved |
Cerebral Wolf Jr
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ReservedReserved |
Gemini Reynolds
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If you want it, Wolf, here's the PC Gamer article for linking: http://www.computerandvideogames.com/180867/features/murder-incorporated/ |
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Elijah Revan
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jolly good job mate +1 for you |
Cerebral Wolf Jr
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Posted - 2012.09.04 16:25:00 -
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Thanks, i'll add it in tomorrow when i do an update. |
hupi testi
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Here is link to Gaming Radio Network (EVE Radio) recording from that day when BoB were disbanded by Goonswarm.
Direct link to eve files DL -> direct link (same as the above but straight to file) |
Minmatar Slave 74136
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.09.08 09:31:00 -
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hupi testi wrote:Here is link to Gaming Radio Network (EVE Radio) recording from that day when BoB were disbanded by Goonswarm. Direct link to eve files DL -> direct link (same as the above but straight to file)
Oh, what a glorious threadnaught THAT caused! |
hupi testi
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Posted - 2012.09.08 09:36:00 -
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Yep. And threadnaughts were popping up also in other forums. I remember reading about this incident from some RTS related forum site
edit:
Here is one threadnaught to read. First posts were edited and updated as things unravelled. Has lots of links to go through. |
Minmatar Slave 74136
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.09.08 09:45:00 -
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I missed out on Burn Jita because the last of the hamsters powering my computer are dying off.
Otherwise I was going to undock the Zephyr that I have in Jita 4-4 station and see how long it took for someone to notice that i brought one out to be slaughtered (and see how many try to get on the killmail to dust it.)
just for hahas, besides my clones are current. lol. |
Cerebral Wolf Jr
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Posted - 2012.09.12 21:31:00 -
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Added link in OP to the first great northern war.
Can we get a sticky on this and replace it with the old thread and nolonger gets updated? |
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