My lords, my ladies,.......and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!

Today... today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a CEO, sired by coperations. A CEO who can trace his lineage back beyond MAG.

I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Valor blood spilt by his gun. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Raven uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper.

And o without further, gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Quickgloves von STB!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Now I got their attention, you go and win their hearts.


$He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money, Quickgloves! Quickgloves!$

$He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money, Quickgloves! Quickgloves!$

Gotta love satire

is this serious? whats going on here? lol

Are these threads over with yet?

My lords, my ladies,.......and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!

Today... today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a CEO, sired by coperations. A CEO who can trace his lineage back beyond MAG.

I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Valor blood spilt by his gun. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Raven uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper.

And o without further, gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Quickgloves von STB!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Now I got their attention, you go and win their hearts.


$He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money, Quickgloves! Quickgloves!$

$He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money, Quickgloves! Quickgloves!$

My lords, my ladies,.......and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!

Today... today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a CEO, sired by coperations. A CEO who can trace his lineage back beyond MAG.

I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Valor blood spilt by his gun. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Raven uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper.

And o without further, gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Quickgloves von STB!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Now I got their attention, you go and win their hearts.


$He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money, Quickgloves! Quickgloves!$

$He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money, Quickgloves! Quickgloves!$

just to clairfiy the orignal poster here is not in STB..

then the russians, goons and PL turn up and STB becomes that has been in dust.

tbh CCP should permaban all Corp/alliance recruitment threads until game is released public side.

Why be afraid of the Eve Corp's we are going to be working for?

As for your recruitment idea, why? You and your friends worried all the good players will be gone by the time the game hits.

just to clairfiy the orignal poster here is not in STB..

wow this forum is easy we dont even need to post everyone love's STB so much they do it for us :)

I was wondering when you would show up.