DUST Search - A little girl

axis alpha wrote:

Knocked on my door yesterday.

Said she " this is chocolate. It costsss two dollars!"

I looked at the chocolate she was holding. Its my favorite chocolate. It's the American blah blah whatever chocolate mint st kids sell since I was a kid. But something was different... It was in a box.

I said " ok, little girl. But why is it in a box and not wrapped Olin foil and paper?" She said they were chocolate balls with almonds.... They changed it. I said fine and went to my change jar and dished out two bucks. I got my fix went to my room and opened the box.

There was a bit of chocolate in that small box. But it didn't take the same like it would be in its original bar form....

The next day I found her and told her mom this isn't the same. That I'd be willing to pay 4 dollars for the original bar of chocolate if she could provide. She said " uhhh no idk what you're talking about????" I said fine e give me my two dollars back. A. Your daughter gave me a bad sells pitch and B. She gave me a bad sells pitch. Gimme my money.

She walked off.

My point is that the scr pistol is OP. Plz nerf.

" Sayings of the wise King Solomon " " The beginning of wisdom is the fear of God

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axis alpha ScReWeD uP InC 1177	Posted - 2016.09.11 09:21:00 - [1] - Quote Knocked on my door yesterday. Said she " this is chocolate. It costsss two dollars!" I looked at the chocolate she was holding. Its my favorite chocolate. It's the American blah blah whatever chocolate mint st kids sell since I was a kid. But something was different... It was in a box. I said " ok, little girl. But why is it in a box and not wrapped Olin foil and paper?" She said they were chocolate balls with almonds.... They changed it. I said fine and went to my change jar and dished out two bucks. I got my fix went to my room and opened the box. There was a bit of chocolate in that small box. But it didn't take the same like it would be in its original bar form.... The next day I found her and told her mom this isn't the same. That I'd be willing to pay 4 dollars for the original bar of chocolate if she could provide. She said " uhhh no idk what you're talking about????" I said fine e give me my two dollars back. A. Your daughter gave me a bad sells pitch and B. She gave me a bad sells pitch. Gimme my money. She walked off. My point is that the scr pistol is OP. Plz nerf. Hullaballo and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu. Yeltsibee and hibbertyhoo Kick 'em in the dishpan. Hoo hoo hoo!
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 2565	Posted - 2016.09.11 09:50:00 - [2] - Quote To be honest, when I clicked on this thread, I was expecting... Err... Bah, nevermind, I gotta get my mind outta the gutter. Life can suck, but... If there's catgirls... GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá it's good. GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá Still waiting for Nekopara vol.3 GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá
Sergeant Sazu Mantodea MC 1073	Posted - 2016.09.11 10:44:00 - [3] - Quote TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: To be honest, when I clicked on this thread, I was expecting... Err... Bah, nevermind, I gotta get my mind outta the gutter. Dude... You might have a problem. "Stab you to death, stab you to life!" -Truck Fist after knifing a red and reviving me
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 2570	Posted - 2016.09.11 15:46:00 - [4] - Quote Sergeant Sazu wrote: TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: To be honest, when I clicked on this thread, I was expecting... Err... Bah, nevermind, I gotta get my mind outta the gutter. Dude... You might have a problem. Yeah, I know... I know... Life can suck, but... If there's catgirls... GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá it's good. GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá Still waiting for Nekopara vol.3 GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá
Sergeant Sazu Mantodea MC 1077	Posted - 2016.09.11 17:22:00 - [5] - Quote TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: Sergeant Sazu wrote: TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: To be honest, when I clicked on this thread, I was expecting... Err... Bah, nevermind, I gotta get my mind outta the gutter. Dude... You might have a problem. Yeah, I know... I know... Just remember... It's okay to make a post and not mention catgirls. "Stab you to death, stab you to life!" -Truck Fist after knifing a red and reviving me
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 2570	Posted - 2016.09.11 17:36:00 - [6] - Quote Sergeant Sazu wrote: TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: Sergeant Sazu wrote: TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: To be honest, when I clicked on this thread, I was expecting... Err... Bah, nevermind, I gotta get my mind outta the gutter. Dude... You might have a problem. Yeah, I know... I know... Just remember... It's okay to make a post and not mention catgirls. That's what the signature is for. Life can suck, but... If there's catgirls... GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá it's good. GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá Still waiting for Nekopara vol.3 GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá
Lightning35 Delta514 Federation Marines 62 5021	Posted - 2016.09.11 18:04:00 - [7] - Quote Tree Fiddy is evolving CEO of Federation Marines 62 - Bravo Company Gallente - Freedom - Quafe - Gk.0s/Gv.0s - 72m SP
DeadlyAztec11 9625	Posted - 2016.09.12 12:03:00 - [8] - Quote TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: To be honest, when I clicked on this thread, I was expecting... Err... Bah, nevermind, I gotta get my mind outta the gutter. Same Put your flags up in the sky. And wave them side to side. Show the world where you're from. Show the world we are one.
Eric Nazareno Almeida A-B-U-S-A-D-O-S 1	Posted - 2016.09.12 15:39:00 - [9] - Quote axis alpha wrote: Knocked on my door yesterday. Said she " this is chocolate. It costsss two dollars!" I looked at the chocolate she was holding. Its my favorite chocolate. It's the American blah blah whatever chocolate mint st kids sell since I was a kid. But something was different... It was in a box. I said " ok, little girl. But why is it in a box and not wrapped Olin foil and paper?" She said they were chocolate balls with almonds.... They changed it. I said fine and went to my change jar and dished out two bucks. I got my fix went to my room and opened the box. There was a bit of chocolate in that small box. But it didn't take the same like it would be in its original bar form.... The next day I found her and told her mom this isn't the same. That I'd be willing to pay 4 dollars for the original bar of chocolate if she could provide. She said " uhhh no idk what you're talking about????" I said fine e give me my two dollars back. A. Your daughter gave me a bad sells pitch and B. She gave me a bad sells pitch. Gimme my money. She walked off. My point is that the scr pistol is OP. Plz nerf. Friend abstinence for Dust 514 this thus leaving " Sayings of the wise King Solomon " " The beginning of wisdom is the fear of God
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 7844	Posted - 2016.09.12 17:10:00 - [10] - Quote Ah... Welcome to New Eden? Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.

Radiant Pancake3 Y.A.M.A.H 4804	Posted - 2016.09.12 23:46:00 - [11] - Quote TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote: To be honest, when I clicked on this thread, I was expecting... Err... Bah, nevermind, I gotta get my mind outta the gutter. Simply put, we need to go lewder! "A quantum super computer, calculating for a thousand years, could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give."
Sergeant Sazu Mantodea MC 1079	Posted - 2016.09.13 07:48:00 - [12] - Quote Radiant Pancake3 wrote: Simply put, we need to go lewder! I got that reference... Only because I talk to Dreis too much. "Stab you to death, stab you to life!" -Truck Fist after knifing a red and reviving me
LOL KILLZ LulKlz 1121	Posted - 2016.09.14 21:08:00 - [13] - Quote Low key... I was scared to click on this thread.... This forum is not nice sometimes Dustkillz and chill


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If there's catgirls... GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá it's good.

If there's catgirls... GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá it's good.

If there's catgirls... GÄ¥GùÑGû¦GÇ+GÇ+GùÇGùñGÄá it's good.