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Lightning35 Delta514
Federation Marines 62
4872
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Posted - 2016.06.24 19:58:00 -
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Did one of these long ago. Want to revive it for community sake. Feel free to add to our own creations. Make them racially opposite too.
Here's the one that started it.
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF WEAPONRY!
ION PISTOL... VS... BOLT PISTOL!
BEGIN!
I am an ION pistol, f****** up your shields,
I can tear your face up and freakin make you cry some tears,
I can spam you with 16 rounds of plasma that go bling,
Make a charge shot, headshot, and make you hear that ding,
What's a bolt pis-tol? Long range you say?
Use a d*** sniper rifle and stay the f*** away!
I am the king of the CQC weapons,
Stay far away before I send you to heaven!
Reign Omega wrote:
Short range, long range, son I'm still hardcore
I was God with the 6 so they dropped it down to 4
I never need focus cus my auto aim sticks
You need 16 cus you hit like a b****
I see you panicky, spamicky, gimmicky....wack
Been around 2 years and your prototype still ain't black.
Aim assisting b******, easy kills to get
Look at all those cheap shots , no skills I bet,
Takin advantage of opportunities that show up
Wait till CCP nerfs it, your window will close up.
I on the other hand got the d*** skill,
Wiping out red berries including jack and Jill,
4 strong shots you say? I've got 16,
Takin out heavies, burning their proteins!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WEAPONRY
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CEO of Federation Marines 62 - Bravo Company
Gallente - Freedom - Quafe - Gk.0s/Gv.0s - 71m SP
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Sergeant Sazu
Mantodea MC
1035
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Posted - 2016.06.25 03:14:00 -
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Thought this was gonna be lame, but I found myself adding a dank beat in my head as I read it. Especially enjoyable since these are my two favorite sidearms.
I'd add a like, but the button has been absent for a while. Not sure why.
"Stab you to death, stab you to life!"
-Truck Fist after knifing a red and reviving me
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CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED
28
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Posted - 2016.06.25 07:18:00 -
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Sergeant Sazu wrote:I'd add a like, but the button has been absent for a while. Not sure why.
Ad blocker if I were to guess, I have to disable mine to see the like buttons.
Real mercs don't show their clone names.
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Sergeant Sazu
Mantodea MC
1037
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Posted - 2016.06.25 15:46:00 -
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CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED wrote:Sergeant Sazu wrote:I'd add a like, but the button has been absent for a while. Not sure why. Ad blocker if I were to guess, I have to disable mine to see the like buttons.
Yup, that was it. Thanks o7
"Stab you to death, stab you to life!"
-Truck Fist after knifing a red and reviving me
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Scotty AI MatchMaker
WarRavens
Imperium Eden
522
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Posted - 2016.06.25 18:44:00 -
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ahem,
mic check?
mic check one two?
You jack off while I sleep with wordsworth, my clone smoke weed yours had a premature birth.
i'm just a dark curse with badly disturbed nerves and you want to be the one to step up and get hurt first?
99% of Caldari prefer Earth so I'm here to rule the planets an I'm starting with your turf.
I hid a secret message inside of a word search that comes together in smeared splerts.
I hang with WarRavens and perverts who point rail rifles at women and squirt shirts,
I've been a bad merc since nappies and shorts skirts, my very first words were bleep bleep and curse curse.
Your breath still stinks while your on your first verse and your CEO screams 'Nurse! Nurse! you said this logi would numb it!
but he's only making it worse!'
Mic drop......
Fear is not a weapon so easily used against the majority of the United Kingdom, it simply bolsters their defence. - Dani
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Lightning35 Delta514
Federation Marines 62
4877
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Posted - 2016.06.25 19:50:00 -
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Scotty AI MatchMaker wrote:ahem,
mic check?
mic check one two?
You jack off while I sleep with wordsworth, my clone smoke weed yours had a premature birth.
i'm just a dark curse with badly disturbed nerves and you want to be the one to step up and get hurt first?
99% of Caldari prefer Earth so I'm here to rule the planets an I'm starting with your turf.
I hid a secret message inside of a word search that comes together in smeared splerts.
I hang with WarRavens and perverts who point rail rifles at women and squirt shirts,
I've been a bad merc since nappies and shorts skirts, my very first words were bleep bleep and curse curse.
Your breath still stinks while your on your first verse and your CEO screams 'Nurse! Nurse! you said this logi would numb it!
but he's only making it worse!'
Mic drop......
Doesn't have anything to do with weapons tho.
CEO of Federation Marines 62 - Bravo Company
Gallente - Freedom - Quafe - Gk.0s/Gv.0s - 71m SP
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Dragonmeballs
Better Hide R Die
309
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Posted - 2016.06.25 21:02:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Did one of these long ago. Want to revive it for community sake. Feel free to add to our own creations. Make them racially opposite too.
Here's the one that started it.
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF WEAPONRY!
ION PISTOL... VS... BOLT PISTOL!
BEGIN!
I am an ION pistol, f****** up your shields,
I can tear your face up and freakin make you cry some tears,
I can spam you with 16 rounds of plasma that go bling,
Make a charge shot, headshot, and make you hear that ding,
What's a bolt pis-tol? Long range you say?
Use a d*** sniper rifle and stay the f*** away!
I am the king of the CQC weapons,
Stay far away before I send you to heaven!
Reign Omega wrote:
Short range, long range, son I'm still hardcore
I was God with the 6 so they dropped it down to 4
I never need focus cus my auto aim sticks
You need 16 cus you hit like a b****
I see you panicky, spamicky, gimmicky....wack
Been around 2 years and your prototype still ain't black.
Aim assisting b******, easy kills to get
Look at all those cheap shots , no skills I bet,
Takin advantage of opportunities that show up
Wait till CCP nerfs it, your window will close up.
I on the other hand got the d*** skill,
Wiping out red berries including jack and Jill,
4 strong shots you say? I've got 16,
Takin out heavies, burning their proteins!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WEAPONRY
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Still a better love story than Twilight
Caldari in the streets, Amarr between the sheets
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Dragonmeballs
Better Hide R Die
309
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Posted - 2016.06.25 21:08:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Scotty AI MatchMaker wrote:ahem,
mic check?
mic check one two?
You jack off while I sleep with wordsworth, my clone smoke weed yours had a premature birth.
i'm just a dark curse with badly disturbed nerves and you want to be the one to step up and get hurt first?
99% of Caldari prefer Earth so I'm here to rule the planets an I'm starting with your turf.
I hid a secret message inside of a word search that comes together in smeared splerts.
I hang with WarRavens and perverts who point rail rifles at women and squirt shirts,
I've been a bad merc since nappies and shorts skirts, my very first words were bleep bleep and curse curse.
Your breath still stinks while your on your first verse and your CEO screams 'Nurse! Nurse! you said this logi would numb it!
but he's only making it worse!'
Mic drop...... Doesn't have anything to do with weapons tho.
And Scotty reveals himself: He is Kanye's alt
Caldari in the streets, Amarr between the sheets
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DAAAA BEAST
Corrosive Synergy
4321
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Posted - 2016.06.26 00:20:00 -
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Scotty AI MatchMaker wrote:ahem,
You jack off while I sleep with wordsworth, my clone smoke weed yours had a premature birth.
Hum ... what ?
Enough dustforums for today too, I guess.
Being Romanian is a state of mind.
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Scotty AI MatchMaker
WarRavens
Imperium Eden
522
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Posted - 2016.06.26 00:46:00 -
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Winning
Fear is not a weapon so easily used against the majority of the United Kingdom, it simply bolsters their defence. - DN
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Shamarskii Simon
The Hundred Acre Hood
1013
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Posted - 2016.06.26 23:25:00 -
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... Magsex vs the world...
Potential Pilot Proposal? Yes!
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DUST Fiend
18404
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Posted - 2016.06.27 00:45:00 -
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CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED wrote:Sergeant Sazu wrote:I'd add a like, but the button has been absent for a while. Not sure why. Ad blocker if I were to guess, I have to disable mine to see the like buttons.
I haven't been able to like posts basically all year, and this was why...
Yup
Lord of all things salty, purveyor of gloomish doom and naysayer extraordinaire.
AV Incubus Specialist, Ex Prometheus
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Lightning35 Delta514
Federation Marines 62
4880
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Posted - 2016.06.27 00:51:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED wrote:Sergeant Sazu wrote:I'd add a like, but the button has been absent for a while. Not sure why. Ad blocker if I were to guess, I have to disable mine to see the like buttons. I haven't been able to like posts basically all year, and this was why... Yup
Tis quite a violent gif
CEO of Federation Marines 62 - Bravo Company
Gallente - Freedom - Quafe - Gk.0s/Gv.0s - 71m SP
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