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Another rocket scientist here then lol

When will there be a giant banner on these forums saying: "DUST HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN YOU NITWITS"

the aarum was supposed to be my wife's anniversary present now she sits in the corner with her arms crossed and is giving me a dirty look after i told her what you guys are saying so maybe you shouldnt troll a husband and bride on their anniversary day, which sad to say appears to be completely and utterly ruined now.

do i seem the type of looser to troll a defunct forum to you? i cant even afford to buy my wife flowers because i spen all tthis check on some plexes so i could trade them to an eve player. who said to log on to dust to collect my arum. i'm putting you all on report to the BBB because i just want to see my wife happy for once.

i just want to see my wife happy for once.

do i seem the type of looser to troll a defunct forum to you? i cant even afford to buy my wife flowers because i spen all tthis check on some plexes so i could trade them to an eve player. who said to log on to dust to collect my arum. i'm putting you all on report to the BBB because i just want to see my wife happy for once.

do i seem the type of looser to troll a defunct forum to you? i cant even afford to buy my wife flowers because i spen all tthis check on some plexes so i could trade them to an eve player. who said to log on to dust to collect my arum. i'm putting you all on report to the BBB because i just want to see my wife happy for once.

Ok ok....
So I've never done this before, but here 'goes.

3/10
Nowhere near as good as Mom and Dad save the World, but definitely better than The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl: 3D. I was interested at first. I admit the plot had a hook and I was briefly entangled within its web of mystery. However, as the story unfolded I found that the plot points were ill-conceived, if not outright contrived only to further the narrative. Secondary characters such as "the Wife" felt shoe-horned in and one-dimensional. Who was she? Did she play EVE as well? Was she disappointed in not receiving AURUM-grade equipment for her anniversary or was the disappointment more in self-awareness of poor life choices made at least one year earlier?

Also, main character decision-making skills seemed quite lacking harkening back to levels of silliness only found within 80's hack-n-slash romps. Where beautiful (if somewhat dumb) teenage, hormonal-driven girls turn towards obviously menacing alley ways or run blindly through the dark woods half naked only to stumble over seemingly level earth. But at least in those old movies, there was tension and bursts of adrenaline, ever how telegraphed those scenes of shock were. Where is the desperation here? where is the heart?

Early on into the story, I lost respect for not only the lead character, but for the entire production staff. Surely at some point during pre-production the director would have questioned the writer on his competency and dedication to his craft? Surely the producers would have pulled funding in no confidence for the director who left production on auto-pilot---that was less capable than the inflatable one in Airplane. At least he was smart enough to get a blow-job out of his cameo.

No. While the premise had possibility, the execution and end result were rather pedestrian. Whatever potential this may have once had, that potential was ultimately wasted.

- bm.

the aarum was supposed to be my wife's anniversary present now she sits in the corner with her arms crossed and is giving me a dirty look after i told her what you guys are saying so maybe you shouldnt troll a husband and bride on their anniversary day, which sad to say appears to be completely and utterly ruined now.

I almost wish it was real just for this. The **** taking would have been epic.

I pis on all of you for mocking a day that was to be special for me my rage knows no boundaries you have been warned

do i seem the type of looser to troll a defunct forum to you? i cant even afford to buy my wife flowers because i spen all tthis check on some plexes so i could trade them to an eve player. who said to log on to dust to collect my arum. i'm putting you all on report to the BBB because i just want to see my wife happy for once.

i just wanted to spend the aurum i bought from an eve player, he said if i loaded dust up and to go to the isk transfer selection in the options menu i could recieve the arrum from him because i gave him all my isk he said he was a seller

......questioned the writer on his competency and dedication to his craft?

It isn't our fault you made a poor choice with your money. I mean seriously, how did you not verify first with CCP that transferring AUR from one account to another was never possible in Dust? Did you even ASK other players if this was possible? If you don't have the option to transfer AUR yourself, what made you think the next player was able to? Also, the message about Dust shutting down was posted months in advance.



Hold on a second...



You got caught red handed. A good troll would learn to maintain a consistent story. Obviously you're a failed troll as you didn't pass the troll exam. Go back to Troll University where you can train up Trolololol to level 1 at least.

Go back to Troll University where you can train up Trolololol to level 1 at least.

I pis on all of you for mocking a day that was to be special for me my rage knows no boundaries you have been warned

do you even troll?

I pis on all of you for mocking a day that was to be special for me my rage knows no boundaries you have been warned

This post actually scares me.


So either you're saying you are this jackof guy, or you are stalking him and these links are your interweb badges of stalkiness.

o.O

it's ok little one you still have X amount of days to actually reach forum trolling level 1




This post actually scares me.


So either you're saying you are this jackof guy, or you are stalking him and these links are your interweb badges of stalkiness.

o.O