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Bremen van Equis
Incorruptibles
1155
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Posted - 2016.05.04 15:07:00 -
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All the pretty hamsters have gone away...
Therefore there won't be Dust today.
No cores, no tanks, no redline scrubs...
Or the PC no-lifes, now in pubs.
So instead of camping with the noobs,
Just go outside and touch some bewbs!
Buckle up, boysGǪthis ramp leads to space. -Axe Cop
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0ppai
Pug-Nus The-Office
3
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Posted - 2016.05.04 15:11:00 -
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Yokal Bob
Zombie Outbreak Response Team 5564
1054
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Posted - 2016.05.04 15:13:00 -
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Bremen van Equis wrote:All the pretty hamsters have gone away...
Therefore there won't be Dust today.
No cores, no tanks, no redline scrubs...
Or the PC no-lifes, now in pubs.
So instead of camping with the noobs,
Just go outside and touch some bewbs!
just don't get yourself arrested now :3
Vote Dust for PS4
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Bremen van Equis
Incorruptibles
1157
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Posted - 2016.05.04 15:16:00 -
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Yokal Bob wrote:Bremen van Equis wrote:All the pretty hamsters have gone away...
Therefore there won't be Dust today.
No cores, no tanks, no redline scrubs...
Or the PC no-lifes, now in pubs.
So instead of camping with the noobs,
Just go outside and touch some bewbs!
just don't get yourself arrested now :3
I'll limit it to my wife, who's turned on by my poetry...so it shouldn't be an issue!
Buckle up, boysGǪthis ramp leads to space. -Axe Cop
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Sanserder
Knights of Sydonia
0
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Posted - 2016.05.04 15:20:00 -
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Bremen van Equis wrote:Yokal Bob wrote:Bremen van Equis wrote:All the pretty hamsters have gone away...
Therefore there won't be Dust today.
No cores, no tanks, no redline scrubs...
Or the PC no-lifes, now in pubs.
So instead of camping with the noobs,
Just go outside and touch some bewbs!
just don't get yourself arrested now :3 I'll limit it to my wife, who's turned on by my poetry...so it shouldn't be an issue!
What if you don't have a wife or a gf/bf?
Awaiting Project Nova
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LHughes
Chaos Of W.A.R
539
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Posted - 2016.05.04 15:20:00 -
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Yeah but a woman who's turned on by poetry probably isn't a woman you need.... You need one that's had issues with her dad all her life therefore loves a bad boy. They put up less of a fight when you string them up by their feet and pour petrol all over them or try and get them hooked on hero*n.
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byte modal
778
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Posted - 2016.05.04 15:22:00 -
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Reminds me of that song.... uh...
where have all the hamsters gone, oooh-aaaaaaaah! aaaah!! doo-too da doo-too da doo-too da doo-too....
Yeah. I just spent a minute of my life typing that.
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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knobley
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2016.05.04 20:32:00 -
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LHughes...gettin his mack on.
Where the $@#% is my scout launcher?
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LOL KILLZ
LulKlz
742
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Posted - 2016.05.04 20:36:00 -
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LHughes wrote:Yeah but a woman who's turned on by poetry probably isn't a woman you need.... You need one that's had issues with her dad all her life therefore loves a bad boy. They put up less of a fight when you string them up by their feet and pour petrol all over them or try and get them hooked on hero*n. U definitely need Jesus bro
Dustkillz and chill
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LHughes
Chaos Of W.A.R
550
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Posted - 2016.05.04 21:10:00 -
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knobley wrote:LHughes...gettin his mack on.
"Now then now then"
My signature
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Ronin Merc
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
46
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Posted - 2016.05.04 21:49:00 -
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Sanserder wrote:Bremen van Equis wrote:Yokal Bob wrote:Bremen van Equis wrote:All the pretty hamsters have gone away...
Therefore there won't be Dust today.
No cores, no tanks, no redline scrubs...
Or the PC no-lifes, now in pubs.
So instead of camping with the noobs,
Just go outside and touch some bewbs!
just don't get yourself arrested now :3 I'll limit it to my wife, who's turned on by my poetry...so it shouldn't be an issue! What if you don't have a wife or a gf/bf?
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General Vahzz
752
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Posted - 2016.05.05 03:55:00 -
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LOL KILLZ wrote:LHughes wrote:Yeah but a woman who's turned on by poetry probably isn't a woman you need.... You need one that's had issues with her dad all her life therefore loves a bad boy. They put up less of a fight when you string them up by their feet and pour petrol all over them or try and get them hooked on hero*n. U definitely need Jesus bro Jesus and Rehab.
"Vahzz you are a cockroach, they keep getting you but you keep coming back"
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution Bleeding Sun Conglomerate
29595
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Posted - 2016.05.05 08:50:00 -
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LHughes wrote:Yeah but a woman who's turned on by poetry probably isn't a woman you need.... You need one that's had issues with her dad all her life therefore loves a bad boy. They put up less of a fight when you string them up by their feet and pour petrol all over them or try and get them hooked on hero*n.
wtf
Everything has to come to an end, sometime.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
22431
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Posted - 2016.05.05 09:14:00 -
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Bremen van Equis wrote:All the pretty hamsters have gone away...
Therefore there won't be Dust today.
No cores, no tanks, no redline scrubs...
Or the PC no-lifes, now in pubs.
So instead of camping with the noobs,
Just go outside and touch some bewbs!
Can confirm more boobs were present in my life once I stopped playing dust... or maybe thats just how Europe is? I don't know...
Waves that dye the land gold.
Blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat.
A path the Sef descend drawn in ash.
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
Going for the gold
2233
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Posted - 2016.05.05 09:43:00 -
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I'd have to find a girl who's into being treated like a cat...
Or just wait for genetically modified humaniod catgirls to become a reality.
(is there something wrong with me? cuz i'm being immeasureably turned on by anime catgirls)
#ProjectNOVA is upon us!
May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't. - George S. Patton Jr.
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
7720
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Posted - 2016.05.05 12:42:00 -
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Sanserder wrote:Bremen van Equis wrote:Yokal Bob wrote:Bremen van Equis wrote:All the pretty hamsters have gone away...
Therefore there won't be Dust today.
No cores, no tanks, no redline scrubs...
Or the PC no-lifes, now in pubs.
So instead of camping with the noobs,
Just go outside and touch some bewbs!
just don't get yourself arrested now :3 I'll limit it to my wife, who's turned on by my poetry...so it shouldn't be an issue! What if you don't have a wife or a gf/bf? Then going outside is the first step...
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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