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Lord Vahzz
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Posted - 2016.04.28 02:32:00 -
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is vahzz but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lolGǪas u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _GǪ im a prom night dumter baby(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch dUst infomercials w/ my imagination girlfreind (im striht if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes obvs random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lolGǪneways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ heheGǪtoodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
There is a fine line between not listening and not caring, I like to think i walk that line every day of my life.
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XxBlazikenxX
WarRavens
Imperium Eden
5048
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Posted - 2016.04.28 04:41:00 -
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I like waffles.
Rule #1 of Dust 514:
If you get hatemail, you are doing something right.
#Imperiumftw
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Sergeant Sazu
Mantodea MC
1013
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Posted - 2016.04.28 10:45:00 -
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That was cancer.
[99.8m SP]
-The Swagmaster Logi-
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
20062
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Posted - 2016.04.28 11:11:00 -
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For all the casual memers out there this is motivation for you. I didn't go to a meming unerversity. I had nothing and got and F on memes when I graduated from school. Started of in the basement with small loan of 9000 memes. Now look im the edgiest memer known across all forums. You just need to be more edgy and creative with memes according too the meme bible on 9:11 "One cannot simply meme without edgy fedoras" I got my edgy fedora of ebay for -Ñ1337.69 not that expensive in yen. Yes I live in Japan after watching alot of anime and hentai I decided to move here to become an ultimate ninja goku warrior. Just from memin in my basement im now a ninja warrior in japan i am trained in titan warfare and have over 9000 confirmed waifu pillows. Not edgy enough? Ive been in numerous secret hentai animations on rule34 too. goodbye, seek my wisdom young memers and you will find the rare pepe
(@catmerc for edgy memes) xdd
Easy PC building guide
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Lightning35 Delta514
Federation Marines 62
4680
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Posted - 2016.04.28 11:14:00 -
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Wtf vahzz
CEO of Federation Marines 62 - Bravo Company
Gallente Loyalist - Quafe - Gk.0s/Gv.0s - 68m SP
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
20062
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Posted - 2016.04.28 11:21:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Wtf vahzz
Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again
Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried
You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby"
If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying
Easy PC building guide
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
1795
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Posted - 2016.04.28 12:43:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Wtf vahzz You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idoit
But what if the cabbage is red?
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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LOL KILLZ
LulKlz
734
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Posted - 2016.04.28 12:46:00 -
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Did your other accounts get perma-ban'd Vahzz
Dustkillz and chill
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General Vahzz
732
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Posted - 2016.04.28 15:21:00 -
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LOL KILLZ wrote:Did your other accounts get perma-ban'd Vahzz
T3h answer 2 ur question is tacos.
"Vahzz you are a cockroach, they keep getting you but you keep coming back"
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General Vahzz
732
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Posted - 2016.04.28 15:30:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:My Cabbages!!!
To dream a dream you never really dreamed.
About a head of green that never really seemed
To get enough, of all this stuff
Of all this pain within this game
The dream of which you never really saw
Because that dog, gave you it's paw
But you're a cat, a dog hating cat
You lie it down upon that mat
You plunge the wounds within your mind
And go back home, with your own kind
But your mind is filled, with poo poo thoughts
So you just lie there, not eating your tater tots
"Vahzz you are a cockroach, they keep getting you but you keep coming back"
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maybe deadcatz
Serris Inc
2736
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Posted - 2016.04.28 15:57:00 -
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Go back to club penguin and stay there.
Am ded.
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General Vahzz
733
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Posted - 2016.04.28 16:17:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Go back to club penguin and stay there.
Go back into the alleys and stay there
"Vahzz you are a cockroach, they keep getting you but you keep coming back"
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
145
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Posted - 2016.04.28 16:20:00 -
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Lord Vahzz wrote:hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is vahzz but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lolGǪas u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _GǪ im a prom night dumter baby(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch dUst infomercials w/ my imagination girlfreind (im striht if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes obvs random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lolGǪneways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ heheGǪtoodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Your mother should have gotten a clotheshanger abortion. Biomass IRL, please. It'll cure your cancer.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy..."
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General Vahzz
733
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Posted - 2016.04.28 16:37:00 -
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Clotheshanger Abortion wrote:Lord Vahzz wrote:hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is vahzz but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lolGǪas u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _GǪ im a prom night dumter baby(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch dUst infomercials w/ my imagination girlfreind (im striht if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes obvs random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lolGǪneways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ heheGǪtoodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Your mother should have gotten a clotheshanger abortion. Biomass IRL, please. It'll cure your cancer.
*proceeds to biomass a rock*
"Vahzz you are a cockroach, they keep getting you but you keep coming back"
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