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byte modal 673	Posted - 2016.04.24 15:37:00 - [1] - Quote I'm not sure how to begin this. The idea of project NOVA has been a mixed bag for me. From closed beta wipes to not so subtle GoT references, my love for DUST and the various individuals within the development staff have held true. Though i am slightly peeved at the lack of respect SOME of you hold after sending you various installations of my DUST-themed taxidermy diaramas. The road kills were fresh so i know they were clean. Perhaps it was a Customs thing, but i KNOW some of you got my provocative selfies sitting with Ronald McDonald (the real one. Not those molds you find sitting like a stoic creepers on playground benches with notebooks rating 1-10 scores of the young passersby. Btw. McDonald's carpet does NOT match the drapes. Even less so now that most locations have converted to tile. Probably a practical decision, TBH) because i saw a repost on reddit. But we can discuss that later. No. The issue at hand is this open beta thing you released at FF. What gives??? I see you made absolutely NO inclusion of exactly how you plan to handle the F5 key. And frankly, I am dumbfounded by you lack of innovation with this omission. The F5 key has ALWAYS been a staple of any good application. Not to mention my own personal fondness of this one, precious key. I love to touch it. And press it. To hear its subtle click as it comes into contact with the underlying keybed.... It sends shivers down my spine like Eddie Veder's sometimes raspy voice in Better Man. Then to just speak its name: eff-five. How the two halves of this near perfect name blend so well that you don't know where one half ends and the other begins, bridged by a lovely slur of the "f" sound. That's the more seductive lower case f and not the vulgar and crass upper case counterpart. Exquisite. I say near perfect here because you, CCP, have aborted this wonerful child of technology by ignoring it completely. Who are you to pick and choose which key is or is NOT good enough? Perhaps your player base might enjoy such a function. But no, you refuse to apply logic in this development. If you have not seen fit to include the F5 key in the final release shown at FF then there is no way to design for it now. It's too late because your code is baked in now. I am furious at your disdain. You failed to adress this on the PS3 controller in DUST and you clearly have no interest to fix your mistakes now. In this alpha. Instead you double-down on your arrogance, ignoring the F5 key and further alienate you adoring player base. Ive not seen such descrimination since H!tler's SS. They too despised the poor F5 key. How dare you. Clearly you hate your player community and choose to mock all of us because i speak for everyone here confidently. Continue to p!ss on our heads and tell us it's raining. While that may be refreshing in this southern spring heat, it doesn't mean you care. Been there. Done that. And i refuse to look too deeply into trojan horse gifts. No. I learned a long time ago to instead make lemonade. And that's just what this is. Tart, puckering sourness. Thank you CCP. And good riddance!! P.S. will there be a private invite to closed beta for all us dusters?? <3<3<3 ducks kitten bacon taco (nom)
Derpty Derp Dead Man's Game 1398	Posted - 2016.04.24 15:41:00 - [2] - Quote I heard it doesn't natively support wacom tablets... No buy from me!
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 19951	Posted - 2016.04.24 15:46:00 - [3] - Quote http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1400/95/1400954200407.jpg Easy PC building guide
One Eyed King Nos Nothi 15200	Posted - 2016.04.24 15:50:00 - [4] - Quote I can't say that I completely understand what I just read, and wasn't entirely sure it was coherent, yet I was somehow drawn in. Also, I can't believe you didn't mention the lack of PS Move support. I am sure there is at least one guy, lets call him Earl, who lost an important finger or two, who relied on the PS Move to play Dust. Won't someone please think of Earl? Former CEO of the Land of the BIind. Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
Lord Vahzz 298	Posted - 2016.04.24 16:01:00 - [5] - Quote Too long, didn't read. Therefore you suck There is a fine line between not listening and not caring, I like to think i walk that line every day of my life.
byte modal 677	Posted - 2016.04.24 16:57:00 - [6] - Quote One Eyed King wrote: I can't say that I completely understand what I just read, and wasn't entirely sure it was coherent, yet I was somehow drawn in. Also, I can't believe you didn't mention the lack of PS Move support. I am sure there is at least one guy, lets call him Earl, who lost an important finger or two, who relied on the PS Move to play Dust. Won't someone please think of Earl? Noted and updated. Thank you for you and Earl's dedication and integrity. kitten bacon taco (nom)
byte modal 677	Posted - 2016.04.24 17:00:00 - [7] - Quote Lord Vahzz wrote: Too long, didn't read. Therefore you suck 8 out of 10 Vahzzes agree and found my post, though lengthy, quite pleasurable. YMMV kitten bacon taco (nom)
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 12992	Posted - 2016.04.24 17:19:00 - [8] - Quote While I sympathize with your plight (I don't), I find that the f5 key is mostly extraneous in any game (only whiny plebians use it) the the point where I felt obliged to recommend exclusion to the shanghai devs (just to **** you off). Further, I feel that this discussion (delicious tears) has drifted from it's proper (I decide what happens here) course, and I must now steer it back to it's place: The f4 key. The F4 key implementation (it solves all in-game issues) was neglected by the development team a little too much. As were the implementation of my proposed (Demanded, damn you) "when in doubt, alt-F4 fixes everything initiative. As a result the f5 implementation (you sissies) has been excluded from the development process, as it rightly should (suck it). Thank you for your time. Yes, I am a Goon. No, I don't care about your spacepolitik.
Echo 1991 WarRavens Imperium Eden 1229	Posted - 2016.04.24 17:23:00 - [9] - Quote what crack is this guy smoking? Change the Ion Pistol Fitting Skill Pls. #PortDust514 'Echo is a dirty hooker' - UnclS2
byte modal 678	Posted - 2016.04.24 17:38:00 - [10] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: While I sympathize with your plight (I don't), I find that the f5 key is mostly extraneous in any game (only whiny plebians use it) the the point where I felt obliged to recommend exclusion to the shanghai devs (just to **** you off). Further, I feel that this discussion (delicious tears) has drifted from it's proper (I decide what happens here) course, and I must now steer it back to it's place: The f4 key. The F4 key implementation (it solves all in-game issues) was neglected by the development team a little too much. As were the implementation of my proposed (Demanded, damn you) "when in doubt, alt-F4 fixes everything initiative. As a result the f5 implementation (you sissies) has been excluded from the development process, as it rightly should (suck it). Thank you for your time. Don't talk down to me from your stereotyped perch from on high. We all know you stole your CPR position during the elections. I have documented proof of you extorting your way into controlling the blatent execution of DUST514 in favor of your own personal agenda. You alone have undermined every possible wholesome good thing that this community has sacreficed for. And for what? Your own name on a monument? Over the selfish and useless F4 key. Well Alt-key YOU. I'd post proof, but i do not want to throw my corpmates under the bus. Oh. And you're welcome. For my time, i mean. kitten bacon taco (nom)

byte modal 678	Posted - 2016.04.24 17:42:00 - [11] - Quote Echo 1991 wrote: what crack is this guy smoking? I only use pure columbian grade poprocks and coke. I have a secret stash of new coke that gets the job done. Get with it. kitten bacon taco (nom)
byte modal 714	Posted - 2016.04.27 17:26:00 - [12] - Quote Slightly disappointed that this did not get more attention. sigh At least Cat Merc thinks I'm an angel =^.^= (i think?) kitten bacon taco (nom)
Fox Gaden Immortal Guides 7657	Posted - 2016.04.27 18:20:00 - [13] - Quote It was not an Open Beta, it was a Pre-Alpha demo. and... You and your F5 key need to get a room. Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 13892	Posted - 2016.04.27 19:14:00 - [14] - Quote Echo 1991 wrote: what crack is this guy smoking? All of it. #ProjectNova
Alena Asakura Rogue Clones Yulai Federation 910	Posted - 2016.04.28 00:06:00 - [15] - Quote I want it on the PDP-10. ;)
Alena Asakura Rogue Clones Yulai Federation 910	Posted - 2016.04.28 00:08:00 - [16] - Quote byte modal wrote: One Eyed King wrote: I can't say that I completely understand what I just read, and wasn't entirely sure it was coherent, yet I was somehow drawn in. Also, I can't believe you didn't mention the lack of PS Move support. I am sure there is at least one guy, lets call him Earl, who lost an important finger or two, who relied on the PS Move to play Dust. Won't someone please think of Earl? Noted and updated. Thank you for you and Earl's dedication and integrity. Agreed that the PS Move should be given more support! I'm sure that if CCP had worked a bit more on it, it wouldn't have TOTALLY sucked. ;) n.b. I actually bought a second hand one just to prove to myself how bad it was.........
Alena Asakura Rogue Clones Yulai Federation 910	Posted - 2016.04.28 00:09:00 - [17] - Quote Lord Vahzz wrote: Too long, didn't read. Therefore you suck Oh, Vahzz, you so missed out. ;)
Maken Tosch DUST University Ivy League 13331	Posted - 2016.04.28 00:25:00 - [18] - Quote 11.1/10 for momentarily making me think you were actually serious. Well done. Will read again. Eve Online Invite https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=ed64524f-15ca-4997-ab92-eaae0af74b7f&action=buddy
byte modal 731	Posted - 2016.04.28 14:11:00 - [19] - Quote Maken Tosch wrote: 11.1/10 for momentarily making me think you were actually serious. Well done. Will read again. "I'd like to thank the academy! You like me! You really, really like me!!!" In all seriousnessest, though, you just brought a tear of joy to my eye. Coming from you, that means the world. I shall double my efforts now in creepy forum stalker mode! curtsies Oh, and Fox: I think you might have missed a line or two ;) kitten bacon taco (nom)
maybe deadcatz Serris Inc 2734	Posted - 2016.04.28 14:44:00 - [20] - Quote Dude. Stop pilfering from my secret stash of catnip. Its not even ready for use. Am ded.



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