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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:29:00 -
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Just hanging out with my buds and I am starting to remember all these things that I will probably never experience again.
- Like meeting that drunken raging lunatic who calls himself sota pop. Driving around like an A-hole. Going 30/0 with no skill with his Charbydis. hahaha. It's probably not even spelled right. I know grammer ****'s. I just don't care.
- Or that time jadek made his lotto and offered tickets in exchange for biomassing your character. I biomassed for like a bajillion tickets. I was so sure I was going to win.. then he comes out telling me I should be disqualified or something because I found a loop hole.
- Then I made that thread with Major Onslaught and dubbed Jadek as the biggest scammer in new eden because in my eyes... he was and everyone believed me! (yes I make alt's of real players too)
- Lol then there was that time I exploited the glitch fox four used to get 30k likes and I got a dev nerfed. POWER TO THE PLAYERS! I was nerfed too... Entire forums had to be patched. then I did it again because I'm dope and I do dope sht.
- It is also probably my fault why we have to wait before posting again. For another reason.
- I remember meeting warlord too.. Dude is insanely good in game but his mic sucks. he breathes like a creeper. I don't know if he is just looking for me all game but the guy is hard to gank and kill. He probably builds all tank or at least he did when i fought him... but if you see him ingame before it all shuts down... Use remote explosives on him. They make him rage hard.
- I remember 187 lol. We had a merge with some people...ex pink fluffy bounter hunters?? ex hellstorm? I don't really remember who so they probably were not worth remembering but some girl complained about me. Then my corp leader was mad that we lost a pc because I took an afternoon nap. I remember leaving them and joining the generals because I was General John Ripper back then. I was impressed because they were a bigger corp and had alot of talent. I could take naps in the afternoon and no one would care. They also let everyone play pc....
I never minded sitting out of the generals pc matches... lol sometimes I was left out I just messaged the enemy corp if I could join them and they would let me!!! lmfao. It was all lulz when they apologize to me that they have no room for me and I pop up on the other side seconds later. They were forgiving and I SWEAR they were hunting me like crazy mad dogs but I still got #1 and the only one to go positive on my team!
- Then I remember getting drunk one night with Sota and Regynum and some TP. I think regy either rage quitted or was annoyed at my drunken rambling but I was doing so good lol. I got an invite the next day with the promise to fight AE every single day and that was pretty fun too. I'd make like 100 million isk in one single good day. It was kind of ridiculous. I would make ppl sing for me on mic for isk.
Arirana is the only one I specifically remember.. His glitching ass poppin out of walls and melee glitching. I'd hunt that guy just to protect all my other idiot team mates from fighting him and having no chance. I had a chance though... I'm somewhat of a miracle worker...
- I remember this one pc where I solo won the game by not following orders. It was a tied game and we won by 1 tick because instead of defending with my squad. I broke off and solo took enemy home point. They had 3 guys on it but they sucked ****, thats probably why their fc made them stay in the back at their home point. Even if my solo only bought us 30 seconds... it was the 30 seconds that allowed us to win at the end! There are alot of games where you can point to team work but that... that's my credit. I've always been the guy to do whatever I want whenever I want and it always seems to work out.
- Then there was that night I got drunk and told the war room that I stole team players wallet. Cubs got online the next day saying "wtf ripper, I got like 30 messages last night because of you" and I just said "I only did what you told me to do". He didn't tell me to do that specifically but he told me to do whatever I wanted. Then they disbanded a week later. I also remember jadek begging me for change too.
- I remember cubs got banned for being racist towards me. and hating me for stealing billions of isk from him. I didn't tell him what to say but we were laughing about it on skype while it was all going on. You all have been puppets for my amusement for years now. that's what I learned from the kingpin.
- I remember I became leader of 187 way later on in the game. They merged into supahero rawdons corp after I took all of 187's districts. Then Rawdons corp disbanded after I helped take a bunch of their districts. They had no where to go and decided to join me in pradox. My interview with my old leader was hilarious. He needed my permission to join.
- I remember bullying corps and threatening to take all their districts if I don't get what I want.
- I remember giving corps entire districts for free to practice on. I am like a devil and an angel.
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:29:00 -
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Just hanging out with my buds and I am starting to remember all these things that I will probably never experience again.
- Like meeting that drunken raging lunatic who calls himself sota pop. Driving around like an A-hole. Going 30/0 with no skill with his Charbydis. hahaha. It's probably not even spelled right. I know grammer ****'s. I just don't care.
- Or that time jadek made his lotto and offered tickets in exchange for biomassing your character. I biomassed for like a bajillion tickets. I was so sure I was going to win.. then he comes out telling me I should be disqualified or something because I found a loop hole.
- Then I made that thread with Major Onslaught and dubbed Jadek as the biggest scammer in new eden because in my eyes... he was and everyone believed me! (yes I make alt's of real players too)
- Lol then there was that time I exploited the glitch fox four used to get 30k likes and I got a dev nerfed. POWER TO THE PLAYERS! I was nerfed too... Entire forums had to be patched. then I did it again because I'm dope and I do dope sht.
- It is also probably my fault why we have to wait before posting again. For another reason.
- I remember meeting warlord too.. Dude is insanely good in game but his mic sucks. he breathes like a creeper. I don't know if he is just looking for me all game but the guy is hard to gank and kill. He probably builds all tank or at least he did when i fought him... but if you see him ingame before it all shuts down... Use remote explosives on him. They make him rage hard.
- I remember 187 lol. We had a merge with some people...ex pink fluffy bounter hunters?? ex hellstorm? I don't really remember who so they probably were not worth remembering but some girl complained about me. Then my corp leader was mad that we lost a pc because I took an afternoon nap. I remember leaving them and joining the generals because I was General John Ripper back then. I was impressed because they were a bigger corp and had alot of talent. I could take naps in the afternoon and no one would care. They also let everyone play pc....
I never minded sitting out of the generals pc matches... lol sometimes I was left out I just messaged the enemy corp if I could join them and they would let me!!! lmfao. It was all lulz when they apologize to me that they have no room for me and I pop up on the other side seconds later. They were forgiving and I SWEAR they were hunting me like crazy mad dogs but I still got #1 and the only one to go positive on my team!
- Then I remember getting drunk one night with Sota and Regynum and some TP. I think regy either rage quitted or was annoyed at my drunken rambling but I was doing so good lol. I got an invite the next day with the promise to fight AE every single day and that was pretty fun too. I'd make like 100 million isk in one single good day. It was kind of ridiculous. I would make ppl sing for me on mic for isk.
Arirana is the only one I specifically remember.. His glitching ass poppin out of walls and melee glitching. I'd hunt that guy just to protect all my other idiot team mates from fighting him and having no chance. I had a chance though... I'm somewhat of a miracle worker...
- I remember this one pc where I solo won the game by not following orders. It was a tied game and we won by 1 tick because instead of defending with my squad. I broke off and solo took enemy home point. They had 3 guys on it but they sucked ****, thats probably why their fc made them stay in the back at their home point. Even if my solo only bought us 30 seconds... it was the 30 seconds that allowed us to win at the end! There are alot of games where you can point to team work but that... that's my credit. I've always been the guy to do whatever I want whenever I want and it always seems to work out.
- Then there was that night I got drunk and told the war room that I stole team players wallet. Cubs got online the next day saying "wtf ripper, I got like 30 messages last night because of you" and I just said "I only did what you told me to do". He didn't tell me to do that specifically but he told me to do whatever I wanted. Then they disbanded a week later. I also remember jadek begging me for change too.
- I remember cubs got banned for being racist towards me. and hating me for stealing billions of isk from him. I didn't tell him what to say but we were laughing about it on skype while it was all going on. You all have been puppets for my amusement for years now. that's what I learned from the kingpin.
- I remember I became leader of 187 way later on in the game. They merged into supahero rawdons corp after I took all of 187's districts. Then Rawdons corp disbanded after I helped take a bunch of their districts. They had no where to go and decided to join me in pradox. My interview with my old leader was hilarious. He needed my permission to join.
- I remember bullying corps and threatening to take all their districts if I don't get what I want.
- I remember giving corps entire districts for free to practice on. I am like a devil and an angel.
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Dj grammer
G0DS AM0NG MEN RUST415
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:32:00 -
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MEMORIES!!! o7 o7 o7 o7
Logi mk.0, Assault mk.0, Soon to be Scout gk.0 or ck.0
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:33:00 -
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I remember when your name used to constantly flip between IJR and GJR and it confused the hell out of everyone.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Megaman Trigger
OSG Planetary Operations
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:38:00 -
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I remember my first infantry kill with the Militia Forge Gun on my original character. It was the entire reason I made this character.
I remember finishing a Soma with a Militia Locus Grenade, long before explosives did full damage.
Purifier. First Class.
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:40:00 -
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Megaman Trigger wrote:I remember my first infantry kill with the Militia Forge Gun on my original character. It was the entire reason I made this character.
I remember finishing a Soma with a Militia Locus Grenade, long before explosives did full damage. I remember seeing one of my friends destroy a tank with a nova knife!!!
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:40:00 -
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Megaman Trigger wrote:I remember my first infantry kill with the Militia Forge Gun on my original character. It was the entire reason I made this character.
I remember finishing a Soma with a Militia Locus Grenade, long before explosives did full damage. I remember seeing one of my friends destroy a tank with a nova knife!!!
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Megaman Trigger
OSG Planetary Operations
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:41:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Megaman Trigger wrote:I remember my first infantry kill with the Militia Forge Gun on my original character. It was the entire reason I made this character.
I remember finishing a Soma with a Militia Locus Grenade, long before explosives did full damage. I remember seeing one of my friends destroy a tank with a nova knife!!!
The things we've seen and done. New players who join after Phoenix will think we're BSing.
Purifier. First Class.
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:46:00 -
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I remember hearing about a Tron glitch that sounded super cool, but I never got to see.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:50:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:I remember hearing about a Tron glitch that sounded super cool, but I never got to see. I remember when the invisibility glitch hit me when I had a swarm launcher in a scout suit.... I just went around meleeing everyone to death. I was that invisible guy.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:55:00 -
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Ohhh and I remember the insta kill glitch!!!
Someone started talking about it.. How there is a part of the map where you can fall through.. by the mountain area of certain maps. Where you fall and get stuck but if you throw a grenade.. it damages everyone on the map or kills everyone. He was completely making it up of course but I go in there and start confirming things like I know what I am talking about. Then suddenly all the other forum warriors start talking about how they witnessed it happen or figured out how to do it. Everyone was freaking out bad ....
The best post that made me laugh was the one sensible person that started talking about "mass hysteria" that was funny.
These forums are so fun to manipulate. I am going to miss messing with everyone.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.02.04 02:56:00 -
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I remember infiltrating numerous corps with alts
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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