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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2016.01.13 03:11:00 -
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Thaddeus Reynolds wrote:Do you have a Capture Card?
And would you be able/interested in helping me do some DUST Science? (Got A few Glitches I'm trying to work out the exact reproduction steps and effects for)
And how would you rate your experience as being a member of the CPM so far?
I do have a capture card, and used it quite a bit to make a few random Dust videos back in the day.
I would love to help with a glitch squad, especially considering that hunting bugs and finding wacky things may have been the most fun I had with Dust. Bert Flagen, Grand Master Kubo, and I were the ones responsible for such infamous bugs as the limbo glitch, (Kubo Cult) invisible weapons, and unlimited redlines. I've posted many of them already, but there are a few more we've kept up our sleeves.
As far a experiences go, I am at the very least glad that I ran, and was lucky enough to get to peak behind the curtain and talk to the guys that made one of my favorite games.
I think you'll see that all of us on CPM2 started out fired up, optimistic, and ready to help incite change. We (most of us) are still optimistic, but we are far more cautiously so now that we know what it's like to face disappointment on a daily basis. That goes double for CCP I'd imagine, because they actually have to put work into the things that break, or get rejected, or that just don't fit into the budget.
It's not all sunshine and rainbows, but I don't regret the decision for a second. (That might change if I get lost in Iceland, we'll see :)
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2016.01.13 03:17:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:No no no Riley, you have to ask a question first.
DARTH, would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a thousand duck sized horses?
A horse sized duck, for sure.
Having grown up on a farm and raised my fair share of ducks, I can tell you they aren't the brightest of creatures. So instead risking death by a stampede of 1000 pekings, I would endeavor to distract small minded large duck with bread slices until I was in a position to bash it upside the head.
Thank you for your question.
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
21
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Posted - 2016.01.13 03:29:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:No no no Riley, you have to ask a question first.
DARTH, would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a thousand duck sized horses? A horse sized duck, for sure. Having grown up on a farm and raised my fair share of ducks, I can tell you they aren't the brightest of creatures. So instead risking death by a stampede of 1000 pekings, I would endeavor to distract small minded large duck with bread slices until I was in a position to bash it upside the head. Thank you for your question.
Ah but you corral those duck sized horses and you can be selling them to all spoilt little girls for thousands.
"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space."
- Unnamed Gunnery Chief, The Citadel
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Vrain Matari
Mikramurka Shock Troop Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2016.01.13 03:35:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Foo Fighting wrote:What I fail to understand is the stonewall on issues like the constant disconnects and fatal errors everyone is experiencing.
Not acknowledging connection issues is the most harmful thing they are doing right now in my view and it beggars belief. Working on core stability and performance is what they should have focused on from the beginning, rather than reach for unattainable goals and unreasonable features. I believe that just about every dev will admit as much, and you won't see many of the people who made those poor decisions back in the day working for CCP anymore. As for why they don't fix it now, I can only surmise that they value whatever they are working on now to be more important than fixing stability issues that are buried so deep in Dust's foundations that they would take more resources to fix than they are willing to use. But you never know what the future will bring. What you're saying.....does things to me Darth. You can keep touching me there, if you want to.
PSN: RationalSpark
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Ahkhomi Cypher
Opus Arcana
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Posted - 2016.01.13 03:46:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:No no no Riley, you have to ask a question first.
DARTH, would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a thousand duck sized horses? A horse sized duck, for sure. Having grown up on a farm and raised my fair share of ducks, I can tell you they aren't the brightest of creatures. So instead risking death by a stampede of 1000 pekings, I would endeavor to distract small minded large duck with bread slices until I was in a position to bash it upside the head. Thank you for your question.
A horse sized duck would ruin a full grown man out of curiosity. Ducks can peck at things with a hard bill very quickly so imagine a bill thats able to grab hold of a human head or arm. They also can rear up very quickly and kick with wings flapping for extra speed and force. Then theres the duck strafe game that is much more agile and stable due to flight as opposed to a grounded horse.
We need to be looking at these animals traits scaled up or down to size and ducks scale very well.
A small dog is a cute puppy.
A big dog is a creature that kills with its face.
Tyrant King, Opus Arcana
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Viktor Hadah Jr
0uter.Heaven
9
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Posted - 2016.01.13 04:38:00 -
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I'm not even man enough to request these stats much less post them.
I stop playing video games, I don't "retire"
Buying dead and inactive corporations
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
3
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Posted - 2016.01.13 04:53:00 -
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Vrain Matari wrote:What you're saying.....does things to me Darth. You can keep touching me there, if you want to.
I will touch anyone anywhere for the right price. Ask anybody you like, they'll tell you it's true.
Oh, but don't ask Cypher. That dude stiffed me after I stiffed him...
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
3
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Posted - 2016.01.13 04:55:00 -
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Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:A horse sized duck would ruin a full grown man out of curiosity. Ducks can peck at things with a hard bill very quickly so imagine a bill thats able to grab hold of a human head or arm. They also can rear up very quickly and kick with wings flapping for extra speed and force. Then theres the duck strafe game that is much more agile and stable due to flight as opposed to a grounded horse.
We need to be looking at these animals traits scaled up or down to size and ducks scale very well.
A small dog is a cute puppy.
A big dog is a creature that kills with its face.
You're assuming it's hostile. Just because it's big doesn't mean it's viscous. I will use its idiotic docility to my advantage!
CPM2: We didn't start this fire
Why does everyone fellatiate darth?! -Aeon Amadi
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Radiant Pancake3
Celestial Phoenixes
3
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Posted - 2016.01.13 04:58:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Vrain Matari wrote:What you're saying.....does things to me Darth. You can keep touching me there, if you want to. I will touch anyone anywhere for the right price. Ask anybody you like, they'll tell you it's true. Oh, but don't ask Cypher. That dude stiffed me after I stiffed him... And then I stiffed you.
#WOLO
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GLOBAL RAGE
Consolidated Dust
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Posted - 2016.01.13 08:04:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:No no no Riley, you have to ask a question first.
DARTH, would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a thousand duck sized horses? A horse sized duck, for sure. Having grown up on a farm and raised my fair share of ducks, I can tell you they aren't the brightest of creatures. So instead risking death by a stampede of 1000 pekings, I would endeavor to distract small minded large duck with bread slices until I was in a position to bash it upside the head. Thank you for your question. Ah but you corral those duck sized horses and you can be selling them to all spoilt little girls for thousands.
Or you could tie them all to a chariot.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
21
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Posted - 2016.01.13 08:23:00 -
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GLOBAL RAGE wrote:True Adamance wrote:Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:No no no Riley, you have to ask a question first.
DARTH, would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a thousand duck sized horses? A horse sized duck, for sure. Having grown up on a farm and raised my fair share of ducks, I can tell you they aren't the brightest of creatures. So instead risking death by a stampede of 1000 pekings, I would endeavor to distract small minded large duck with bread slices until I was in a position to bash it upside the head. Thank you for your question. Ah but you corral those duck sized horses and you can be selling them to all spoilt little girls for thousands. Or you could tie them all to a chariot.
But I mean how fast could they really go..... and if one trips over.... oh my what a mess.
"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space."
- Unnamed Gunnery Chief, The Citadel
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SereneJedi
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.13 08:42:00 -
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And I am just sitting here with my popcorn waiting for this all to happen. *waves hand* Get to it my beloved alts.
Rouvenchist of PIanet Express
There is another Vahzzian...
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saxonmish
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K Damage LLC
1
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Posted - 2016.01.13 19:27:00 -
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i'm man enough i'll make a thread when i recieve them lol
SAXON ON A MISH - My Youtube Channel :)
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Lightning35 Delta514
Federation Marines 62
3
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Posted - 2016.01.13 19:28:00 -
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saxonmish wrote:i'm man enough i'll make a thread when i recieve them lol
Now here's a player I haven't seen/heard of in a while.
Hello sax.
CEO of Federation Marines 62
Bravo Company!
Gallente Loyalist - Quafe - Gk.0
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Ahkhomi Cypher
Opus Arcana
1
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Posted - 2016.01.13 21:52:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:GLOBAL RAGE wrote:True Adamance wrote:Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:No no no Riley, you have to ask a question first.
DARTH, would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a thousand duck sized horses? A horse sized duck, for sure. Having grown up on a farm and raised my fair share of ducks, I can tell you they aren't the brightest of creatures. So instead risking death by a stampede of 1000 pekings, I would endeavor to distract small minded large duck with bread slices until I was in a position to bash it upside the head. Thank you for your question. Ah but you corral those duck sized horses and you can be selling them to all spoilt little girls for thousands. Or you could tie them all to a chariot. But I mean how fast could they really go..... and if one trips over.... oh my what a mess.
You'll be pretty fast with 1000 horsepower
Tyrant King, Opus Arcana
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Grease Spillett
OSG Planetary Operations
1
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Posted - 2016.01.14 00:05:00 -
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Assist Kills: 33816 Assist Kills in Vehicle: 1043 Deaths: 34949 Kills: 113508 Losses: 3366 Objects Hacked: 8338 Suicides: 528 Wins: 6876 Logon Count: 1741 Logon Time: 4822 hours
Somebody call for an exterminator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0bJCvSFeA
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LOL KILLZ
LulKlz
581
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Posted - 2016.01.14 00:11:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Foo Fighting wrote:What I fail to understand is the stonewall on issues like the constant disconnects and fatal errors everyone is experiencing.
Not acknowledging connection issues is the most harmful thing they are doing right now in my view and it beggars belief. whatever they are working on now to be more important than fixing stability issues But you never know what the future will bring. TinFoil senses tingling. Port Confirmed
HMG is my first love
SR my Sancha
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Lightning35 Delta514
Federation Marines 62
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Posted - 2016.01.14 11:55:00 -
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Bump. I put my stats on my first post
CEO of Federation Marines 62
Bravo Company!
Gallente Loyalist - Quafe - Gk.0
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Regnier Feros
Dead Man's Game Preatoriani
1
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Posted - 2016.01.14 12:36:00 -
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Hello Regnier, Archduke here.
Thank you for contacting the DUST 514 Customer Support Team, and please accept our sincere apologies for the delayed response. Please see your lifetime stats below:
Assist Kills:59877 Assist Kills in Vehicle:789 Deaths:30248 Kills:101872 Losses:4805 Objects Hacked:6141 Suicides:690 Wins:7635 Logon Count:4109 Logon Time:6769 hours
I LIKE PIE
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The KTM Duke
Second-Nature
1
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Posted - 2016.01.14 13:02:00 -
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http://imgur.com/PRq9mi1
I don't want to make you love me.
I have a dream, PCs with Pubs framerate...uhm nevermind
Ovolollo rules
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DozersMouse XIII
Fatal Absolution Bleeding Sun Conglomerate
1
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Posted - 2016.01.14 14:55:00 -
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Hello DozersMouse, Archduke here.
Thank you for contacting the DUST 514 Customer Support Team, and please accept our sincere apologies for the delayed response. Please see your lifetime stats below:
Assist Kills:40380 Assist Kills in Vehicle:376 Deaths:51569 Kills:114817 Losses:3075 Objects Hacked:19892 Suicides:685 Wins:7042 Logon Count:3462 Logon Time:7047 hours
Please don't hesitate to contact us again should you require further assistance.
Best Regards, GM Archduke CCP Customer Support | EVE Online | DUST 514 | EVE Valkyrie
addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon
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Thumb Green
Elephant Riders
2
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Posted - 2016.01.14 16:23:00 -
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Thumb Green wrote:Assisted Kills: 14226 Assisted Kills in a Vehicle: 569 Deaths: 13893 Kills: 38982 Losses: 1781 Objects hacked: 3477 Suicides: 347 Wins: 2505 Thumb Green logon count: 1465 Total logon time: 2037 hours. Here's my current stats. Assist Kills: 17759 Assist Kills in Vehicle: 702 Deaths: 18324 Kills: 47598 Losses: 2284 Objects Hacked: 3971 Suicides: 581 Wins: 3099 Logon Count: 1863 Logon Time: 2662 hours
Wow, look at that. It hasn't really changed too much, guess I haven't been playing much... I bet at least 75% of that is from 2013. Here's to hoping 1.3 reignites that first year spark.
Most of what I see around here is just a bag of dicks in need of some kicks.
Dust really needs its high sec.
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Binx Klepto
Eternal Beings I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
66
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Posted - 2016.01.14 16:34:00 -
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ssist Kills: 12015 Assist Kills in Vehicle:570 Deaths:15549 Kills:25576 Losses:1464 Objects Hacked:2701 Suicides:323 Wins:1829 Logon Count:1396 Logon Time:2277 hours
Boom how did i do hahah
Massin Minmatarin son of a bitch
http://dustboard.com/global/merc/Binx_Klepto
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DEATH THE KlD
Imperfect - Bastards
994
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Posted - 2016.01.14 17:46:00 -
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Hello Heimdall, Archduke here.
Thank you for contacting the DUST 514 Customer Support Team. Please see your lifetime stats below:
Assist Kills:25443 Assist Kills in Vehicle:1545 Deaths:13763 Kills:94051 Losses:1814 Objects Hacked:3561 Suicides:127 Wins:4222 Logon Count:2241 Logon Time:1754
CEO of Imperfect Bastards and NF -Heimdallr69
Steam - Heimpai
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DEATH THE KlD
Imperfect - Bastards
998
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Posted - 2016.01.15 19:13:00 -
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Grease Spillett wrote:Assist Kills: 33816 Assist Kills in Vehicle: 1043 Deaths: 34949 Kills: 113508 Losses: 3366 Objects Hacked: 8338 Suicides: 528 Wins: 6876 Logon Count: 1741 Logon Time: 4822 hours
o/ haven't seen you in a while
CEO of Imperfect Bastards and NF -Heimdallr69
Steam - Heimpai
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Radiant Pancake3
Celestial Phoenixes
3
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Posted - 2016.01.15 21:40:00 -
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Hello Pancake, Archduke here.
Thank you for contacting the DUST 514 Customer Support Team. Please see your lifetime stats below:
Assist Kills:10708 Assist Kills in Vehicle:148 Deaths:22016 Kills:23786 Losses:1689 Objects Hacked:3333 Suicides:770 Wins:1941 Logon Count:976 Logon Time:2238 hours
Please don't hesitate to contact us again should you require further assistance.
Best Regards, GM Archduke CCP Customer Support | EVE Online | DUST 514 | EVE Valkyrie
#WOLO
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Grease Spillett
OSG Planetary Operations
1
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Posted - 2016.01.15 21:56:00 -
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DEATH THE KlD wrote:Grease Spillett wrote:Assist Kills: 33816 Assist Kills in Vehicle: 1043 Deaths: 34949 Kills: 113508 Losses: 3366 Objects Hacked: 8338 Suicides: 528 Wins: 6876 Logon Count: 1741 Logon Time: 4822 hours
o/ haven't seen you in a while
I miss you brother how are you doing?
Somebody call for an exterminator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0bJCvSFeA
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DEATH THE KlD
Imperfect - Bastards
1
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Posted - 2016.01.15 22:10:00 -
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Grease Spillett wrote:DEATH THE KlD wrote:Grease Spillett wrote:Assist Kills: 33816 Assist Kills in Vehicle: 1043 Deaths: 34949 Kills: 113508 Losses: 3366 Objects Hacked: 8338 Suicides: 528 Wins: 6876 Logon Count: 1741 Logon Time: 4822 hours
o/ haven't seen you in a while I miss you brother how are you doing? I'm not too bad how bout you? I started playing dust again after work =ƒÿÜ
CEO of Imperfect Bastards and NF -Heimdallr69
Steam - Heimpai
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Grease Spillett
OSG Planetary Operations
1
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Posted - 2016.01.15 23:49:00 -
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Cool I'm still waiting to pay for internet.
Somebody call for an exterminator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0bJCvSFeA
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Devadander
Woodgrain Atari
1
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Posted - 2016.01.16 04:30:00 -
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Assist kills: 24214 Vehicle assist kills: 3568 Deaths: 42628 Kills: 54047 Losses: 3847 Wins: 4061 Objects hacked: 8185 Suicides: 1207 lel Logon count: 1665 Logon time: 4306 hours...
23.9.2015
Don't want to bog Duke with a request every month.
Edit: after posting, I realized I'm king of suicides so far lmfao Almost a suicide per logon...
Gêå You want a toe? I can get you a toe dude. Gêå
Joined - 06-28-12 ~Deal with it~
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